Posted on 07/26/2008 9:18:49 AM PDT by LibWhacker
An Ohio man is in jail for posing as an underwear researcher and examining children.
Ken Hawkins is accused of arranging meetings this Spring with parents of at least three children to conduct a marketing research survey involving children's underwear and razors.
While at the house of an eight-year-old girl, he instructed her to try on several pair of underwear while he took notes.
Hawkins then took several measurements of the victim while she wore only the underwear.
Prosecutors said Hawkins also ran his fingers around the waistband and looked at the rear of the panties to check out the labels.
After the victim tried on the underwear, Hawkins gave them a bank envelope with $20 and then left.
Prosecutors said Hawkins then returned home, where he would fantasize about the experience and masturbate.
In another incident, Hawkins met two children and their mother at a high school and took the children into a locker room.
Can’t you be a self-employed underwear researcher?
What was that woman thinking?
Or is there even such a thing as an official underwear researcher?
Ping!
And how in the heck did this creepazoid gain access to a high school locker room to do his dirty work??? Is the high school full of dim bulbs, too?
I think the mother should also been sent to jail for being too stupid to raise children.
Good Grief, what ignorance.
Mom just met with the Bra researcher last weekend.
Gotta think this would work on about 1 in 4 older women.
...being to stupid to raise children...
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Well if we RAISED her welfare benefits, raised her food stamp level, raised her whatever she wouldn’t have to be shopping jobs that pay $20.00 /s/s/s/s/s/s/s
Dean Martin once said that in high school Frank Sinatra was an amateur gynocologist.
Well Mr. Hawkins, they're looking for underwear testers at the state pen, one of his first subjects will be his cell mate. An obese bull queer man named Popeye. He'd love to make your acquaintance, along with that big plush butt of yours!
I’m...a...under..wear...researcher...Yeah,that’s the ticket!
“They don’t say Hanes until Ken Hawkins says they say Hanes”
Years ago at a job I had we used to get all sorts of weird phone calls like this. I don’t know if we were listed in some pervert directory or what. One guy called about every 4-6 months pretending to be conducting surveys on womens shoes and sometimes lingerie. Another guy called and wanted to know about toilet habits.
People are sick and have too much free time.
Does it matter if the pants in question are Mitt Romney’s magic underwear?
While almost anyone reading this thread would realize this, aren't some things better left unsaid?
I also recall that we can ...
... if we want to be really sure. ;)
DISCLAIMER: I have no quarrel with Mitt Romney or Mormons in general; I just like saying “magic underwear.”
HAHAHA ... great disclaimer. HAHAHA
There are many things I like about him as well, but don’t see him as presidential timber.
FWIW, weren’t we subjected to ‘boxers or briefs’ at one time in recent history?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??????????? Sounds like a child molestor to me.
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