Mysterious crop circles materialize near northwestern Minnesota town

Grand Forks Herald ^ | 29 July 2008 | Chuck Haga

[spectre]

I'm putting full water glasses all over the house...(LOL)..

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[johniegrad]

It was a misprint. It was supposed to be a “crop circle jerk”.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

I will start pouring the water too...but only if Mel promises to show up :)

[beelzepug]

Caused by liberal spin.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

How to Make a Crop Circle

BS. Most crop circles are so elaborate and detail-oriented that it's virtually impossible for humans to do them, especially at night when these occur.

[Lijahsbubbe]

And you think nothing ever happens in Minnesota.

I don't think that. ;)

Alot happens here now, but it's usually not good stuff - Jesse Ventura, Al Franken, bridge collapse, Larry Craig........

[JoJo Gunn]

Most crop circles are so elaborate and detail-oriented that it's virtually impossible for humans to do them, especially at night when these occur.

It can't be space aliens either. In the dead of night they're all too busy giving humans rectal exams.  

 

[Lijahsbubbe]

Look what the aliens made in the corn field!

[FlingWingFlyer]

“...or we were visited by someone from another galaxy.”

Anybody know where Dennis Kucinich was stumping this past week?

[Right Wing Assault]

Just another Obama campaign trick.

[DManA]

I happen to know that in the very center of the circle was a rune stone.

[Iron Munro]

[Tunehead54]

Bugmenot reminder thanks! A couple pics from the story -

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[MplsSteve]

Dan, you don’t understand!

Aliens planted that article in wikihow.com to lull us into complacency! Only a few of us know about this!

Wait a minute, I hear something outside. I’ll be right b

[Texas Songwriter]

It won’t look like that after T. Boone Pickens sucks all your water out and sends it to Dallas-Ft Worth.

"I don't think they like water very much, Father."

[DManA]

You find those alot in Wisconsin.

“mysterious crap circles...”

[SunkenCiv]

Ping!

[Fred Nerks]

a few of the pictograms observed in England...

BLT RESEARCH.

Photomicrograph (100 X) of 10-40 micron diameter, spherical, magnetic particles of the type regularly found in crop circle soils. EDS reveals these spheres to be pure iron; the fact that they are magnetized reveals they were formed in a magnetic field.