Skip to comments.ANN COULTER: A BABY DADDY FOR BOTH AMERICAS (Where's The Cigars, John?)
Posted on 07/30/2008 2:56:04 PM PDT by Syncro
A BABY DADDY FOR BOTH AMERICAS
July 30, 2008
The mainstream media really seem to imagine they can prevent Americans from knowing information by refusing to mention it in newspapers or on TV.
For those few Americans without an Internet connection and to whom I have not faxed the National Enquirer stories: Evidence is accumulating that John Edwards is right -- there really are "two Americas." There's one where men cheat on their cancer-stricken wives and one where men do not cheat on their cancer-stricken wives.
To put it another way, it would appear that ambulances aren't the only things John Edwards has been chasing lately.
Last year, the National Enquirer broke the story about New-Age divorcee Rielle Hunter, formerly Lisa Druck, telling friends she was having an affair with Edwards and that she was pregnant with his "love child."
Who knew that "my father was a mill worker" could be such a great pickup line? In his defense, Edwards had to do something to kill time between giving $50,000 speeches on poverty.
I guess the Enquirer is lucky Edwards isn't a trial lawyer! A sleazy carnival sideshow trial lawyer wouldn't even need to start channeling unborn children before a jury -- as Edwards did in the junk-science cases that made him a multimillionaire -- to win a defamation case if these charges are false. The "love child" allegation could be easily disproved by DNA testing.
Read more at AnnCoulter.Com
It also didn't smack of innocence that the Edwards campaign stripped Hunter's videos from the Edwards Web site when the story broke.
Soon after Edwards met Hunter in a bar in New York, the Edwards campaign began paying her more than $100,000 to make "hip" videos of him for the campaign Web site. Unfortunately, Edwards' hair stylists ate up most of the budget.
Read the rest at AnnCoulter.Com
Which brings up a fascinating legal question: Would it be admissible for Edwards to channel the very love child at issue during such a proceeding? Reminiscent of his performances in medical malpractice cases, he could say: She speaks to you through me and I have to tell you right now -- I didn't plan to talk about this -- right now I feel her. I feel her presence. She's inside me, and she's talking to you, she's saying: "John Edwards ain't my daddy!"
MSM went ballistic when Ann made a joke about Edwards. But when Edwards, pretending to be a family man, has a sleazy affair, causing pain and humiliations to his family, MSM covers up for him.
Standard MSM/Driveby stock response when a Democrat is caught in a sex scandal!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
The MSM typically goes after Ann for her writing. But they’ll be silent this time, lest they publicize the fact that Edwards has been sleeping around. I love it!
I sure miss his show.
Edwards may have started this reproductive affair just to prove to Ann that he’s not a f*****.
This is Ann's fault. Edwards was on a quest to prove to Ann Coulter (and the world) that he is not a "faggot."
Clinton's sorry ass was saved by turning his perjury into a sex scandal.
Here is Ann’s comment about Edwards:
“I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot.’ So I’m kind of at an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards, so I think I’ll just conclude here and take your questions.”
After this incidence, did Edwards have to prove himself and father a child in an affair?
Now THAT'S funny!
Or was it turning a sex scandal into perjury?
All the scandals.... All the perjuries.... I get confused sometimes which ones came first. There were just so many of 'em.
They did, of course, run with the rumor about McCain and the lobbyist flying on the same plane. Now, who believes that if, say, Romney, Huckabee, Thompson, or McCain, were caught buckling up their pants after exiting the hotel room of a blond video producer at 2:40am that the MSM would be sitting on it and playing mum?
Bill Clinton should write in and complain.
He’s convinced me. Now I know he’s a bona fide democrat.
Anyone who knocks up a campain worker has to be a real deal democrat.
“The MSM typically goes after Ann for her writing. But theyll be silent this time, lest they publicize the fact that Edwards has been sleeping around. I love it!”
Or should that be pro boner?
Sure they do. After all, that's how things worked for decades...
It wasn’t sex, Jim.........
She does know how to make a point and does it with humor.
This is hilarious! And TRUE!
I wanna see a picture of Little Johnny, if for no other reason than to disprove Andrew Young’s claim of paternity. Gosh, didn’t John have any white male friends willing to fall on the sword & claim the kid?
Maybe we should each send a box of those “It’s a Boy/It’s a Girl” cigars to Edwards?
No matter how many fingers they put in the dykes the truth is getting out.
Ann, with the Vice President:LOL, you've been watching Obama too much!
“No matter how many fingers they put in the dykes the truth is getting out.”
How did Rosie O’Donald and Helen Degenerate get into this discussion? What do they know and when did they know it?
Its probably the only recent time he had carnal knowledge with a woman and he had gotten out of the practice of birth control during his alleged numerous extramarital adventures!
The mainstream media really seem to imagine they can prevent Americans from knowing information by refusing to mention it in newspapers or on TV. -- SyncroIt will be harder to hide THIS story, since the Enquirer apparently has PHOTOS...
Sure they do. After all, that's how things worked for decades... -- Interesting Times
Where Are the John Edwards Photos?
(Enquirer has them. Will release at proper time)
Radar ^ | 7/29/08
Posted on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 3:05:42 PM by LdSentinal
"Does the Washington Post have any political reporters investigating the legitimacy of the Enquirer's stories about John Edwards?" the paper's national political reporter Jonathan Weisman was asked during an online chat on Friday.
"Yes, and to be quite honest, we're waiting to see the pictures the Enquirer says it will publish this weekend," came his answer. Unfortunately, it's looking like Weisman and the rest of the mainstream media who still haven't touched the scandal will have to wait a little longer: the Enquirer's editor, David Perel tells Radar that while he is "definitely" in possession of photos from Edwards' bizarre early-morning tete-a-tete with Enquirer reporters at the Beverly Hilton last week, he won't be putting them in tabloid's next issue, or making them accessible online.
"It's a story that we're taking a long view of," Perel told Radar by phone. "We've got a big exclusive coming out this week, and we are on the trail of some stuff that's even hotter...
Edwards should go on Maury Povich and do the daddy dna test.
That would rock.
Are you saying Andrew is dark complected? (sp)
My thought is that the "even hotter" stuff is the hush money that's been getting paid to her.
Yea, I'd like to see the baby too.
Or on Jerry Springer, he seems to be the type who would fit right in on that show. Low class.
I feel so sorry for his wife. What a mess and everyone knows all the gory details, or will soon when the Enquirer publishes the pictrures..
I would imagine they have video also.
I love her humor.
Ann looks just like my daughter, Lauren. Did I have twins and not know it?
Ann - come to pappa!
Re “Edwards was barricaded in the bathroom, no one reported hearing sounds of a blow dryer”
Gee, did you ask Larry Craig or Bernie Frank?
Re “Edwards was barricaded in the bathroom, no one reported hearing the sounds of a blow dryer.”
Gee, did you ask Larry Craig or BARNIE Frank?
Is she from Michigan? My friends sister could be her twin. Or maybe your daughter!
Is Love Child another term for your Whore’s Bastard? Maybe Jesse Jackmail can counsel him. Queen Ann Rox!
Pray for W and Our Troops
My father was a mill worker. Would you like to go out on a date?
That’s the wrong Andrew Young! The Edwards campaign associate who claimed to be Hunter’s baby’s father, is also named Andrew Young, but is at least 30 years younger.
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