Pakistan: More Rumors of Al-Zawahiri's Death [Zawahiri Killed in US airstrike?]

Stratfor ^ | 8/01/08 | Stratfor

[PajamaTruthMafia]

Al Qaeda No. 2 Ayman al-Zawahiri is rumored to have been killed in a July 28 U.S. airstrike in Pakistan

[PajamaTruthMafia]

The website is getting hammered right now but it's right there on the homepage.

[Tex Pete]

I’d love for this to be true.

That fat idiot Adam Gadahn is in hell, and I’m pretty sure bin Laden is, too. Here’s hoping Zawahiri is having anal sex with them right now.

[jhpigott]

ping

[Recon Dad]

Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then. I subscribe to the theory that if we drop enough bombs we'll get lucky sometime. Let's hope this is one of those cases.

[Blue Turtle]

Now let’s get #1

[mojito]

We’ve heard this before. Fingers-crossed, but the 24 hour rule is in effect.

[MCCRon58]

And Obama, the democrats, and the MSM mourn.

[jerod]

So - No more videos from that fool. Good stuff.

[hillarynot]

or with any of the 78 virgins that weigh 400 lbs. and use aftershave every day for razorburn

[normy]

I think Obama wil mourn Americas treatment of world citizens like Zawahiri.

[AU72]

The good news is that the fat Doctor will finally get his day in court.

The bad news for him is the Judge.

[Wyatt's Torch]

This would be the best possible news in the war on Islamic radicalism. He is the philosophical guiding force behind AQ.

[Ramius]

He is the philosophical guiding force behind AQ.

Yup. This would be a big catch, if true. More important to take this guy out than even OBL, perhaps. It's his poisonous mind.

[Billthedrill]

I’m calling for reparations. Did anyone even read him his rights?

[Dr. Ursus]

Great,the confirmed death of him and bin laden will have
the greatest worldwide impact. HOPING!

[Wyatt's Torch]

More important to take this guy out than even OBL, perhaps. It's his poisonous mind.

Agree completely. OBL is the big name and provides the cash but Ayman al-Zawahiri is more important IMHO.

[Rushmore Rocks]

fyi

[Sacajaweau]

btt

[Hoffer Rand]

Please allow me.

You have the right to splatter into numerous, unidentifiable globby parts.

If you give up this right, you have the right to have a grinning US Marine standing over you, saying “hey, he’s over here” as you breathe your last breath.

You have the right to have your DNA tested to determine that we got your sorry a$$.

You have the right to have to your picture taken and be on TV one more time, provided there’s enough left of you to display.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Smackdown for a pig!....

[Rushmore Rocks]

Meant to ping you, too.

[Knitebane]

Did anyone even read him his rights?

You betcha.

You have the right to be targeted with a laser-guided bomb. Should you give up this right you will be targeted with a GPS-guided bomb.

You have the right to have your attorney die with you.

You have the right to a funeral.

You have the right to be exploded. If you cannot afford your own explosives the U.S. Military will provide the explosives for you.

Do you understand these rights as I've explained them to you? Speak loundly, the whistle of the incoming ordnance is making it hard to understand you.

[dforest]

Bush’s fault.

[fella]

The Paki secret police are greatly saddened at the lose of their future protection money.

[Son House]

Yep, it'll go over like Yellow Cake to Democrats

[LucyT]

Thanks, RR.

Pinging.

[colorado tanker]

Gee, Justice Kennedy: should his wife get to cash in a lawsuit for violation of his civil rights???

[Christian4Bush]

I’m calling for reparations. Did anyone even read him his rights?

I'll do it!

Mr. al-Zawahiri,

You have the right to remain silent. Forever.

Anything you say...ain't gonna be much.

Thanks to five idiots on the SCOTUS, you would've had the right to have an attorney present. If you couldn't have afforded an attorney...never mind, you're dead.

[Rammer]

Just out of curiosity, who are you referring to as a “blind pig” ?

And please pass along my thanks to your son for serving!

[Tolik]

Loved it. Especially “You have the right to be exploded. If you cannot afford your own explosives the U.S. Military will provide the explosives for you.” Good job!

[Bringbackthedraft]

So, whats next, an October suprise, Osama joins him? Now that would be very welcome if it occurs before W leaves office.

[newzjunkey]

Hasn’t he been dead before? I’ll believe it when the dead body is objectively identified.

[StoneWall Brigade]

Victory is ours a job well done.

[Recon Dad]

Just an expression used around here when you drop a long putt.

As far as the son goes, we're going to North Carolina to see him next week. We try and see him prior to overseas trips. He likes what he's doing.

[happinesswithoutpeace]

Interesting. Was this the same day as Bush’s meeting with Gilani?

[Selmore]

Why didn't we bomb it again while the Talibon (Obamas elitist pronunciation) were gathering the bodies.

[irish guard]

fyi

[Southack]

The rumor is *not* on Stratfor’s webpage at this time.

[RightWhale]

if it occurs before W leaves office

Just a thought: Dubya will be in Fairbanks tomorrow addressing the US Army and the US Air Force. Perhaps he will have some special news for them.

[Shqipo]

CBS News... courtesy of the ever-furtile Lara Logan... is now leading with this, stating Zawahiri has either been killed or wounded. CNN reporting it too.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Re your criteria for death is “when the dead body is objectively identified” has several caveats.

1. There is enough of the body left to identify. JDAMs are notorious for atomizing the bastards.
2.Our stealth predators are getting better at observing the enemy and then blowing them to hell. Films at 11:00PM
3. We haven’t heard from Adnan the traitor for a long time. Seems a missile got him and a bunch of other Al Qaeda leaders early this year. There must have been some of that fat bastard that could be identified by DNA.
[the other DNA for terrorists is - Duck Now Asshole]
4. Trust but verify the reports, and then bomb the site again just to make sure that nobody survives. Then bomb the funeral. Might as well make this an affair for all - one grave at discount prices. Everyone pitch in, or pitch everyone in!
5. Thank our military for dealing death from above to our enemies. So forever may they rain!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Re CBS and Lara Logan.

Watch for Obamanation to claim credit for this!

[penelopesire]

NO joke?

[Jim Noble]

I subscribe to the theory that if we drop enough bombs we'll get lucky sometime.

"More rubble, less trouble" - Sir Winston Churchill

[SE Mom]

Here’s hoping...

[airborne]

Did anyone even read him his rights?

Mr. Zawahiri - You have the right to a lingering, horribly agonizing death. You have the right to burn in hell. Anything you say should be limited to screams of brutally searing spasms of long, drawn out misery.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Instead of Mirandizing Zawahiri (and I don’t mean Carmen Miranda), we should do a “Pulp Fiction” on him, as in “going medieval on his ass” all the while yelling “yehaw, yehaw”, our answer to “jihad, jihad”.

[AuntB]

CBS is reporting that reports about Al-Zawahiri being hit are likely correct from their contacts. We could use some good news.

Exclusive: Al Qaeda No. 2 Injured?

Unverified Letter Obtained By CBS News Urgently Requests Doctor To Treat Ayman al-Zawahiri

http://www.cbsnews.com/

[PghBaldy]

It is. Look at the left hand column, click terrorism, it is there, just not easy to find.

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

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