1 posted on
08/06/2008 7:53:36 AM PDT by
Dysart
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To: Dysart
If there were any male cheerleaders on the elevader, well, god bless him.
To: Dysart
It’s really not funny when you’re the one stuck in an elevator. AND 26 OF THEM!! OY VAY!
3 posted on
08/06/2008 7:54:30 AM PDT by
Hildy
To: Dysart
DANG!
Missed opportunity!
4 posted on
08/06/2008 7:54:39 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Satisfaction was my sin)
To: Dysart
“Jester Residence Hall”?
Perfect.
5 posted on
08/06/2008 7:54:51 AM PDT by
RexBeach
("Americans never quit!" Douglas MacArthur)
To: Dysart
Just for the record, we weren’t really stuck.
6 posted on
08/06/2008 7:55:49 AM PDT by
Soliton
(> 100)
To: Dysart
Who was the lucky guy stuck with them?
7 posted on
08/06/2008 7:55:54 AM PDT by
SolidWood
(Obamarxislamism, the threat to our Republic!)
To: Dysart
I had a dream like that once...
To: Dysart
don’t we have a picture rule about this sort of thing?
9 posted on
08/06/2008 7:57:11 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: Dysart
ONE TIME AT CHEERLEADING CAMP................
11 posted on
08/06/2008 7:57:35 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(All that carbon in all that oil and coal was once in the atmosphere. We're just putting it back.....)
To: Dysart
Stunning!
(or, is that cunning?)
14 posted on
08/06/2008 7:59:38 AM PDT by
maggief
To: r-q-tek86
To: Dysart
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others “I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together.”
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly “Together, together, together.”
17 posted on
08/06/2008 8:01:59 AM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
("And how can this be? For I am the Kwisatz Haderach! " - Barack Obama)
To: Dysart
When asked why someone didn’t push the open door button one cheerleader answered, “Because no one had their car keys with them, duhhhh.
18 posted on
08/06/2008 8:02:30 AM PDT by
dblshot
To: Dysart
I never seem to be in the right elevator at the right time...
21 posted on
08/06/2008 8:05:35 AM PDT by
Camel Joe
(liberal=socialist=royalist/imperialist pawn=enemy of Freedom)
To: Dysart
Wish I coulda been there. “Ladies, it’s obvious we’re all gonna die, so I volunteer to have sex, right now, with each and every one of you.”
22 posted on
08/06/2008 8:06:13 AM PDT by
lesser_satan
(Cthulu '08! Why vote for the lesser evil?)
To: Dysart
Funnier than that is the last line of the story where the burnt popcorn caused “respiratory problems”.....
23 posted on
08/06/2008 8:07:04 AM PDT by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(It's the Vast Wright Wing Conspiracy - labeling all whites as racist.)
To: Dysart
What not a one of them owned a VW Bug.
25 posted on
08/06/2008 8:09:08 AM PDT by
DYngbld
(Aspire to inspire before you expire)
To: Dysart
UT Cheerleaders:
To: Dysart
.....Others used their cell phones to call for help......
It took a while for this to occur because at first they called each other to ask what to do
27 posted on
08/06/2008 8:10:44 AM PDT by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 . Conservation? Let the NE Yankees freeze.... in the dark)
To: Dysart
Aggie Cheerleaders
31 posted on
08/06/2008 8:18:21 AM PDT by
Hacklehead
(Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the hippies.)
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