Posted on 08/11/2008 6:52:08 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
I only wish that Mark David Chapman had hated McCartney and not Lennon.
I still think he was aiming for Yoko and missed.
That is cruel and unusual punishment.. Send Yoko to GITMO..
Gross Gott....that’s a “woman”?!
Lennon was stoned out of his mind when he...joined...with that! What a dumbass!
LOL
My hell!
he began conferring with a travel agent, a Japanese-American woman named Gloria Abe.
Gloria Abe was waiting for him on his return to Honolulu. Soon the two were spending most of their free time together. At Mark’s urging, she converted to Christianity from Buddhism.
He wasn’t executed?
“I was 10 when John was killed, however, I still think that Yoko hired him or someone else to have John killed.”
Assuming that you’re serious:
Tinfoil, tinfoil, tinfoil!!!!!
Yoko married her husband's killer? That's creepy.
Jerry: You didn’t have make-up sex? How could you not have make-up sex? I mean that’s the best feature of the heavy relationship.
George: I didn’t have make-up sex.
Jerry: In your situation the only sex you’re going to have better than make-up sex is if you’re sent to prison and you have a conjugal visit.
George: Yeah, conjugal visit sex. That is happening!
Every vacation must come to an end sometime.
In that case, if John’s not in Hell, he’ll think his Eternity got downgraded, LOL (yes it’s cruel, but when you think of the chaos and confusion that Yoko sowed, it’s almost enough to give credence to the theory that the Dave Clark Five, Herman’s Hermits, Paul Revere and the Raiders all got together, pooled their money, got John high as a kite, and introduced him to Yoko saying “this here, is the lone surviving daughter of the Japanese Emperor Hirohito, if you mate with her John, you will become an eternal and immortal GOD!”
Yeah, it’s late, I’m tired, and I’m using my second tier quality comic material. Sorry ‘bout that. ;)
A reviewer once said that Chapman “could have saved us a lot of grief by just aiming a foot to the left”.
Makes you wonder what an NRA-sponsored gun safety course could have done for Chapman, i.e. “know your weapon”. LOL
It’s not often you run across a post so lacking in both humor and class.
Why can’t she wait until he never comes out?
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