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Ann Coulter - Joe Biden: Hair We Can Believe In
Townhall ^ | August 27, 2008 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 08/27/2008 10:01:54 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Vice presidential candidate Joe Biden's speech at the Democratic National Convention was great. As I write, he hasn't given it yet, but these are my favorite parts:

"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

"These Republican leaders have not been content with attacks on me, or my wife, or on my sons. No, not content with that, they now include my little dog, Fala. Well, of course, I don't resent attacks, and my family doesn't resent attacks, but Fala does resent them. You know, Fala is Scotch, and ... his Scotch soul was furious. He has not been the same dog since."

Everyone acts as though Biden's outrageous plagiarism of British Labor Leader Neil Kinnock's speech during the 1988 presidential campaign was just a mistake, a slip of the tongue. Biden, his defenders say, had credited Kinnock in other speeches, but simply forgot to add the attribution one time.

First, Biden had failed to mention Kinnock more than once. Second, it was not just a matter of adding an attribution. On the occasions when Biden failed to credit Kinnock, he also had to alter Kinnock's speech to act as if he were describing the Biden family.

Kinnock said: "Why am I the first Kinnock in a thousand generations to be able to get to university? Why is (my wife) Glenys the first woman in her family in a thousand generations to be able to get to university? Was it because all our predecessors were thick?"

Biden said: "I started thinking as I was coming over here, why is it that Joe Biden is the first in his family ever to go to a university? Why is it that my wife who is sitting out there in the audience is the first in her family to ever go to college? Is it because our fathers and mothers were not bright?"

Kinnock's speech continued: "Those people who could sing and play and recite and write poetry? Those people who could make wonderful, beautiful things with their hands? Those people who could dream dreams, see visions? Why didn't they get it? Was it because they were weak? Those people who could work eight hours underground and then come up and play football? Weak?"

Biden's speech continued: "Those same people who read poetry and wrote poetry and taught me how to sing verse? Is it because they didn't work hard? My ancestors, who worked in the coal mines of Northeast Pennsylvania and would come up after 12 hours and play football for four hours?" Biden's Welsh accent was as phony as Madonna's British accent.

If this were merely a failure to cite Kinnock, why was Labor Leader Neil Kinnock talking about the Biden family and the coal mines of Pennsylvania?

Biden not only lifted -- as The New York Times reported -- Kinnock's "phrases, gestures and lyrical Welsh syntax intact," but also his entire life story.

Dismissing his theft of Kinnock's speech, Biden said at the time: "So what if I didn't attribute it to Kinnock? I can't quite understand this. If I was making up who I was, then that's one thing."

But Biden was making up who he was. And he was making up what kind of country this is.

The whole point of Kinnock's speech was to denounce the English class structure, where his grandfather couldn't get ahead, despite his talents. Thus, Kinnock concluded by saying his parents and grandparents couldn't advance "because there was no platform upon which they could stand."

That has never been true in this country. We have no class structure. People do get ahead by being smart and working hard.

The other side of the coin is that those born well are perfectly capable of falling from their perch of privilege, as expressed in the peculiarly American expression: "Shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in three generations." Which is precisely what happened to the Biden family.

According to Vice Plagiarist Biden's own autobiography, his father was to the manor born. Biden's grandfather was an executive with the American Oil Co., and his father had all the advantages in life. "My dad," Biden writes in "Promises to Keep," "grew up well polished by gentlemanly pursuits. He would ride to the hounds, drive fast, fly airplanes. He knew good clothes, fine horses, the newest dance steps."

But, in the blunt language of the Vanity Fair election blog, "he pissed away his fortune and Joe and his siblings grew up in a decidedly, and proudly, working-class Catholic home."

So why was Biden concluding his Kinnock-"inspired" speech with clenched fist, claiming that his family "didn't have a platform upon which to stand." The executive offices at the American Oil Co. sound like a pretty good platform.

The problem wasn't that Biden's father didn't have a platform, but that he fell off the platform. Far from sharing Kinnock's life story, the Biden family would have benefited from a strict British class system that holds up talentless aristocrats while keeping down the talented low-born.

No wonder the platform of the Democratic Party is to destroy capitalism: It allows people to get ahead on their talents and not their names.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Colorado; US: Delaware
KEYWORDS: 2008dncconvention; alreadyposted3x; anncoulter; biden; coulter; democrats; election; electionpresident; elections; freepmuch; obama; viceplagiarist
OUCH! LOL!
1 posted on 08/27/2008 10:02:20 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I love Ann


2 posted on 08/27/2008 10:05:38 PM PDT by wastedyears (Show me your precious darlings, and I will crush them all)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
"No wonder the platform of the Democratic Party is to destroy capitalism: It allows people to get ahead on their talents and not their names."

As usual, Ms. Coulter is right on target!


3 posted on 08/27/2008 10:09:05 PM PDT by Prole (Please pray for the families of Chris and Channon. May God always watch over them.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

4 posted on 08/27/2008 10:10:17 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (A kid at McDonalds has more real-world work experience than Barack Hussein.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Joe’s gonna rip out some hairplugs when he reads this column!


5 posted on 08/27/2008 10:17:05 PM PDT by zipper
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To: wastedyears
I love Ann

I agree with the premise of most things she says. I often agree almost entirely with her point of view. However, she is annoying to the degree that I almost cringe at the thought of her. Even her article here, all written well enough. Her point is made and I agree. But the whole hair thing is just petty. Does Ann wear make-up? Does that make her fake? So Biden has fake hair, who cares? How about we talk about his left-wing voting record. I just cant stand the petty snipes.

6 posted on 08/27/2008 10:17:50 PM PDT by douginthearmy (Obamaniacs suffering from "inevitability complex" go cold turkey Nov'08.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
More comments on Ann's great column this week can be found here:

7 posted on 08/27/2008 10:21:20 PM PDT by Syncro (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

what hair? that white thin stuff on his head? ever seen a quick back shot of his head? geesh


8 posted on 08/27/2008 10:25:22 PM PDT by television is just wrong
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To: Nailbiter

ping


9 posted on 08/27/2008 10:30:12 PM PDT by IncPen (We are but a moment's sunlight, fading in the grass ...)
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To: douginthearmy
However, she is annoying to the degree that I almost cringe at the thought of her.

I think you should take Ann Coulter in a different spirit. She is a humorist. She's trying to be funny, and she usually succeeds. However, sometimes her jokes will bomb, just as would be the case for any comedian.

I don't see why this would make you cringe. All comedians tell jokes that don't go over so well. Nobody holds this against other comedians, but for some reason, people do criticize Ann Coulter for this.

The fact that Ann Coulter is a humorist doesn't mean she has nothing important to say. I think she should be thought of as a right wing version of Will Rogers. She has an important message and she uses comedy to get that message out.

10 posted on 08/27/2008 10:32:43 PM PDT by j. earl carter
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To: douginthearmy
So Biden has fake hair, who cares?

It symbolizes the 'fakeness' that lies within. The guy's a walking Xerox machine: "Is it real, or is it Memorex?"

11 posted on 08/27/2008 10:42:18 PM PDT by budwiesest (Liberals aren't just dumb. They are devoid of reality and any common sense.)
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To: budwiesest

He also had the same eyelid lift that Greta Van Susteren had.


12 posted on 08/27/2008 10:53:41 PM PDT by Semperfiwife (Common sense is in short supply in Washington)
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To: douginthearmy

Not only does he want to be the Vice President, but he’s also a client.


13 posted on 08/27/2008 10:59:38 PM PDT by counterpunch (John McCain - For the LOVE of Country)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

TO ALL:

“Joe Biden: Hair We Can Believe In”

She’s drawing an analogy with the equally ‘thin’ and unsubstantial slogan:

Obama: Change We can believe in.

Very clever in my opinion.

Yeah, I love Ann too!

STE=Q


14 posted on 08/27/2008 11:01:28 PM PDT by STE=Q ("These are the times that try men's souls." -- Thomas Paine)
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To: Semperfiwife
I'll tell you, when I see Biden, I can't help thinking of the comedian/ ventrilioquist Jeff Dunham who has a dummy named 'Walter'. He's a bitter, old grandpa and the act is funny as heck. That's who Biden reminds me of when I see him.

Here's a youtube link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXOg23pGeA&feature=related

15 posted on 08/27/2008 11:11:28 PM PDT by budwiesest (Liberals aren't just dumb. They are devoid of reality and any common sense.)
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To: STE=Q
She is beyond clever. She is quite gifted. I usually find the people that don't like her just don't get it.

I have yet to find a statement, no matter how irritating to some, I didn't agree with.

16 posted on 08/28/2008 12:50:12 AM PDT by chuckles
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

17 posted on 08/28/2008 4:01:32 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I’m very surprised Ann Coulter didn’t use his full name, Joseph Robinette Biden.


18 posted on 08/28/2008 6:48:49 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: Calpernia

..also, as Jay Leno pointed out, “could they have put two other names together that sounded more like Osama bin laden?”.


19 posted on 08/28/2008 8:57:48 AM PDT by norraad ("What light!">Blues Brothers)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

It’s hard to decide who is the biggest liar in this campaign—Obama, Biden, or Bill Clinton.

This week’s convention has sounded like the Liars Club Olympics.


20 posted on 08/28/2008 9:01:52 AM PDT by Palladin (Obama: All stagecraft, no substance.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Biden and Biden busted Larry to save Hussein's butt.

21 posted on 08/28/2008 9:08:17 AM PDT by PhilDragoo (Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

BidenGate will be talked about tonight among other things. All you Freepers call in.

http://larrysinclair-0926.blogspot.com/

from Larry Sinclair
Hello I just wanted to remind everyone to join me tomorrow August 28, 2008 at 11PM eastern, 10PM Central, 9PM Mountain and 8PM Pacific for my radio show. Oh yeah, to all the live chat crasher, I found the moderation button.

Have a great evening and I will see everyone on BLOGTALK RADIO tomorrow night at www.blogtalkradio.com/Larry-Sinclair, please join us as we continue to expose the TRUTH about Barack Obama.

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Team Obama’s character assassination to combat supposed character assassination
Thursday, August 28, 2008 8:59:56 AM · 5 of 12
TomasUSMC to Free ThinkerNY
The following must be the truth since it is not denied at the fightthesmears.com site


From Larry Sinclair at
http://larrysinclair-0926.blogspot.com/

Hello I just wanted to remind everyone to join me tomorrow August 28, 2008 at 11PM eastern, 10PM Central, 9PM Mountain and 8PM Pacific for my radio show. Oh yeah, to all the live chat crasher, I found the moderation button.

Have a great evening and I will see everyone on BLOGTALK RADIO tomorrow night at www.blogtalkradio.com/Larry-Sinclair, please join us as we continue to expose the TRUTH about Barack Obama.


22 posted on 08/28/2008 9:33:50 AM PDT by TomasUSMC ( FIGHT LIKE WW2, FINISH LIKE WW2. FIGHT LIKE NAM, FINISH LIKE NAM)
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To: Caleb1411
Vice Plagiarist Biden...

I like that line, I think I'll use it.

(Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk)

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24 posted on 08/30/2008 10:24:45 AM PDT by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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