But then again, Pinocchio (with his solid wooden head) does have an unfair advantage over Joe Biden in the VP debate.
I am also of the opinion that Pinocchio has an unfair advantage over ObamaRama in that even Pinocchio (which is, literally translated as "pine eye" and in Tuscan means "pine nut") knew he was a puppet and not just some cult personality held up by strings of sophistry.