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SATIRE: New Palin Scandal!
The Edwards Report, the right wing Onion rip-off ^ | 09/02/08 | The Edwards Report

Posted on 09/02/2008 11:09:18 PM PDT by Rushjr79

(Satire) The political world was thrown into chaos Tuesday night as a possible devastating scandal involving Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and one of her children emerged. The New York Times is set to report in five front page articles on Wednesday morning that Piper, the Palin’s 6-year-old daughter, has been a very naughty girl, raising questions about Gov. Palin’s governing abilities. Among other shocking details, the Times is revealing that Piper once stayed up past bedtime and refused to eat her vegetables. Bernice Satanica, the head of Humorless Alliance for Grrls! (HAG), responded to the revelations by asking, “If she can’t get her 6-year-old to eat broccoli, can we really trust her to negotiate with Ahmadinejad? What kind of mother has ever had a child that disobeyed them?” Campbell Brown, a CNN anchor who also works as a spokesman for the Obama campaign, asked (read the rest at http://www.edwardsreport.com).

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: palin; sarahpalin
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To: antceecee

“Hypocrites to the ‘nth degree!”

You’re exactly 100% right. And in retaliation, the next time one of theirs slips up we’ll be there to pile on in retribution, and things will never change. We’ve got to be big enough to stop this attacking the other party as being personally immoral and keep the focus on how they govern.


21 posted on 09/03/2008 12:08:51 AM PDT by vanishing liberty
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To: GOP Poet
It's not satire. Piper is a bad seed

Notice that she's giving her mom "bunny ears"

22 posted on 09/03/2008 12:11:37 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Anybody remember the old days when the US Presidential race was boring?)
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To: vanishing liberty

No, I don’t think any minor kids of any candidate, male or female, should give a speech. I guess if it’s a free country, they could if they want to. But I wouldn’t encourage it.

I think the press should leave the Obama little girls alone, except for little human interest stories like them in their Easter dresses or them waving at the crowds from the Grecian stage.

I think the press should leave the Palin kids alone, except for the brief intro given when Palin was nominated, or picture of them cheering for their dad at a snowmobile race.

I think Chelsea Clinton should have been off limits, except maybe for a graduation photo or something generally harmless and nice like that.

Going back to Carter’s daughter, I think she should have been left alone. Didn’t the media make fun of her from time to time? Something about a lemonade stand? I was a minor myself at that point.

Our elected officials and our nominees have families. When they are minors, it is fine to know they exist, to know their names, their ages, see an appropriate photo or video at a non-controversial moment.

And that’s enough. It’s not that difficult of a concept.


23 posted on 09/03/2008 12:38:32 AM PDT by Marie2 (Everything the left does has the effect and intent of destroying the traditional family.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

Ah . . . you are right the fated ‘bunny ears’—originated in the infamous ‘Bunny Gang.” known to roam the NW. :-).


24 posted on 09/03/2008 12:41:38 AM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: Rushjr79

I hear that Palin may have a Library book overdue!

She once tore a “do not remove” tag off a piece of furniture.

And only last year was seen wearing white after Labor Day!


25 posted on 09/03/2008 12:52:22 AM PDT by Wil H
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To: Always Independent
As I recall GB senior wouldn’t eat his brocolli either.

Why, I do declare! You are 100% correct!

the infowarrior

26 posted on 09/03/2008 12:59:40 AM PDT by infowarrior (“Let the voters decide if Palin is laughable.”-Tublecane)
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To: VideoDoctor

Thanks, but I copied it from the link provided in #6: http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/193845.php


27 posted on 09/03/2008 1:29:48 AM PDT by lesser_satan (Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
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To: Oztrich Boy

BTW, how long until they go after her for that? ATVs have warning stickers that say not to carry passengers. Everybody does anyway, but I guarantee you they’ll slime her for it.


28 posted on 09/03/2008 1:31:10 AM PDT by lesser_satan (Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
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To: Rushjr79
Rumor has it she's been caught on tape making derogatory comments about "grits"...


29 posted on 09/03/2008 2:25:17 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Rushjr79

Does anyone remember one of the first tv bloopers when a rabbi had his family with him to explain Hanukkah and the youngest boy began making faces in the camera? The camera man narrowed the shot to exclude the boy (I canNOT remember his name), so the boy reached out to annoy his older brother, pushing the yarmulke (sp) over his face.... I have it on VHS tape somewhere.


30 posted on 09/03/2008 3:02:41 AM PDT by eccentric (a.k.a. baldwidow)
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To: Rushjr79

LOL!


31 posted on 09/03/2008 3:37:44 AM PDT by JoeGar
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To: FredZarguna
Urinalysis reveals it is Barack Obama's, but the handwriting is Deval Patrick's.

Yea, I gotcha, goodun..

32 posted on 09/03/2008 3:41:38 AM PDT by my right
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To: The Shrew

CNN is wrong it does touch another state...Canada our 57th state. Even the Obamanation knows this.


33 posted on 09/03/2008 4:17:13 AM PDT by Merlinator (Stop the Obamination!)
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To: FredZarguna
Urinalysis reveals it is Barack Obama's, but the handwriting is Deval Patrick's.

Excellent

34 posted on 09/03/2008 4:44:57 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (When the rapture comes, can I have your stuff?)
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To: Rushjr79

” . . . Anderson Cooper, who had just returned from a day of antique shopping and Appletinis with his girlfriend, Anita Beard.”

That’s priceless!


35 posted on 09/03/2008 5:01:47 AM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: Tublecane

“CNN - BREAKING NEWS: Palin Governor of State That Doesn’t Even Touch the Other States

Wolf Blitzer: It is a wonder that the McCain camp could pick someone so out of touch, so inexperienced with Continental America.”

They basically raised that very question.


36 posted on 09/03/2008 5:25:53 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland ("We have to drain the swamp" George Bush, September 2001)
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To: Rushjr79
Photobucket THIS IS THE MSM FOCUS, OBSESSION AND DREAM.
37 posted on 09/03/2008 5:31:33 AM PDT by RetSignman (DEMSM: "If you tell a big enough lie, frequently enough, it becomes the truth")
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To: GOP Poet

That is it...we need to pray a hedge pf protection around this family. The pure evil in the media is astounding regarding Sarah. I’m blown away.


38 posted on 09/03/2008 6:33:06 AM PDT by mpackard (Proud mama of a Sailor.)
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To: Rushjr79

LOL Funny stuff.


39 posted on 09/03/2008 7:06:42 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Well that does it! I talked to my sister in laws boyfriends roommates aunts cousins friend who is a lifelong Republican, a member of the NRA and attended Bob Jones University and is a member of the militia and is now going to vote Obama.


40 posted on 09/03/2008 7:11:09 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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