Well, they call me the Hunter, that’s my name
Call me the Hunter, that’s how I got my fame
Ain’t no need to hide, Ain’t no need to run
‘cause I’ve got you in the sights of my gun
Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Victoria's Secret
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door
Hey I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
I Said Hell Yeah
"Sarah, Sarah,
Storms are brewing in your eyes,
Sarah, Sarah,
No time is a good time for goodbyes"
Takin’ Care of Business (BTO)
Hair of the Dog (Nazareth)
Peggy Lee - I’m A Woman Lyrics
I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have ‘em hangin out on the line
I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts ‘fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again
I can rub & scrub this old house til it’s shinin like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again
If you come to me sickly you know I’m gonna make you well
If you come to me all hexed up you know I’m gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry you know I’m gonna fill you full of grits
If it’s lovin you’re likin, I’ll kiss you and give you the shiverin’ fits
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again
I can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come!
I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some!
I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain’t nothing I can’t do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, and that’s all.
Pat Benetar - hit me with your best shot
American Woman
I’ve got two.
Sung to the tune of Oh! Susanna, dont you cry for me.
Oh, no Bama, please dont lie to me... for Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee;
Im goin to Free Republic my true love for to see.
It rained all night the day I left,
the weather it was dry;
The sun so hot I froze to death,
Obama dont you lie.
Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me;
I come from Minnesota,
with my laptop on my knee.
I had a dream the other night,
When everything was still;
I thought I saw Obama dear,
A-coming for The Hill.
The smearing lie was in Duluth,
The tear was in his eye,
Said I, Im coming for the truth
Obama dont you lie.
Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me;
Im off to Free Republic,
with my laptop on my knee.
I fight in my pajamas,
Its plain for all to see.
I aim to be the next Buckhead;
The media all hate me.
I fell in love with Sarah
When my sister bit a moose.
The Guvnors family ate it up
And then they set it loose.
Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me;
Im off to Free Republic,
with my laptop on my knee.
She loves her sons, she likes her guns,
and Trigonometry.
The media will jump the shark
When Juan makes history.
Well, JimRob knows shell pave the trolls
So controversially,
And Berg will knock Obama down
With friends of Hillary.
Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me;
Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I soon will be in Hawaii,
And then Ill look all round,
And when I find his birth record,
Ill fall upon the ground.
But if I do not find it,
This Freeperll surely die,
And when Im dead and buried,
Obama dont you lie.
Oh! No Bama, dont you cry for me;
Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=6#6
Jefferson Starship’s “Sarah” adapted to Free Republic:
Go now,
Dont look back weve drawn the line,
move on,
Theyre no good like an organ grind
Well never find another girl like you,
for happy endings it takes two,
with fire and ice, a dream that comes true.
(Chorus)
Sara, Sara
storms are brewing in your eyes,
Sara, Sara
no time is a good time for goodbyes
Danger,
in the game when the stakes are high,
branded,
my heart was branded while my senses stood by,
Well never find another girl like you,
for happy endings it takes two,
with fire and ice, a dream that comes true.
(Chorus)
Sara, Sara
storms are brewing in your eyes
Sara, Sara
no time is a good time for goodbyes
Hey, Sara,
Love us like no one has ever loved us before,
hey, Sara,
hurt them no one could ever hurt them more.
Hey, Sara,
Sara,
Hey, Sara
the way you loved us before
Instrumental
Well never find a girl like you,
with fire and ice, a dream that comes true
Chorus
Sara, Sara
no time is a good time for
Sara, Sara
storms are brewing in your eyes
Sara, Sara
no time is good time for goodbyes
Sara, Sara
storms are brewing in your eyes
Sara, Sara
no time is a good time
no-oh-oh-oh-oh
oh-Sara
why did they, the media,
why did they all fall apart?
how about something from Diddy? guess not.
Who’s That Lady (Isley Brothers)
Taking Care of Business (BTO)
The Romantics - What I like about you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB5H8_qY37M
From the “grooveyard of forgotten favorites”, August, 1969, Gary Puckett and the Union Gap, “This Girl is a Woman Now”, absolutely phenomenal record:
This girl walked in dreams, Playing in a world of her own.
This girl was a child, Existing in a playground of stone.
Then, one night her world was changed;
Her life and dreams were rearranged.
She would never be the same again.
chorus
This Girl is a Woman Now; She’s learned how to live.
This Girl is a Woman Now.
She’s found out what it’s all about
And she’s learnin’, learnin’ to live.
This girl tasted love, as tender as the gentle dawn.
She cried a single tear, A teardrop that was sweet and warm.
Our hearts told us we were right,
And on that sweet velvet night.
A child had died, a woman had been born.
chorus
The only downside in last nights appearence was the lack of a theme sone for her when she got done. I was waiting for a spirited Baracuda or thomething and all we got was some soft song barely noticed.
Ok call me dorky but this is the one that I can't get out of my mind for Sarah.
James Taylor's Smiling Face