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[Michael121]

Goto the DU and read the article with this title from a poster called Tom Paine, (SICK)

"I knew it was going to happen, but it still hurts like hell to watch it in slow motion. "

[OKSooner]

“Gee... It sure would be too bad if he was to have some kinda accident or sumptin.”

[graywaiter]

After finding this site, and hearing about DU, I started lurking over there. I read it and couldn't understand half of what the main idiot was speaking about. (Just a public school/community college girl here.) After reading the posts, I couldn't help but think these folks are off their meds. Paranoia that bad needs serious medical intervention. How do they function in society?

[Incorrigible]

If you like to troll in DUmmieland, you'll love these threads:

DUmmie FUnnies

Ask PJ to add your name to the largest ping group on FR!

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[Incorrigible]

Bump

[Core_Conservative]

I vehemently agree - this guy lost it years ago - of course - his is a DUer. I got down to the barfing emoticon, and couldn't read any more of this claptrap. Did he finally get to the point? or did he just continue with his vile diatribe about the “Emporer” et al.

[graywaiter]

I've been reading them here and they are hysterical! I get tickled every time I read them, and look for them everyday. He has a bunch of foul mouth, emotional, paranoid individuals provide material daily that couldn't be dreamed up by the most talented comedian.

[Sender]

Some DU comments:

"I want to see Obama use the pig line again and bring down the f-----g house!"

"He should use it everyday until the crowd is shouting it."

"No f-----g way he should apologize to the McCain camp."

"He should apologize to pigs."

[N. Theknow]

Did you ever notice that whenever someone posts on DU, the entire internet slows down and screens become darker?

[indcons]

Provide a link the next time, will you? Do you know how to post using HTML?

[Verbosus]

ping to “A must read after I am off the company computer”

[VeniVidiVici]

So somehow when "W" is not controlling hurricanes, oil buddies, terrorists, etc... he is controlling the Media.

He's a busy kinda guy, you know?

But remember, the DUmmie Democrats consider the President too stupid to butter his bread.

[VeniVidiVici]

How do they function in society?

They don't. Their entire day is consumed by George Bush, the Republican Party and how the government is bugging bananas in the supermarket to listen to them at home.

[Michael121]

I will not link anything to DU go there yourself and look it up.

[RipSawyer]

Perfect, two theme songs for Obama! By the way Orbison is my hero ever since he came on the scene. The first time I heard him I was amazed at the haunting edge in his voice. Years later I heard him say on TV that he was half Sioux, that has to be where that incredible haunting sound comes from. Bruce Springsteen said he always wanted to be able to sing like Roy but he realized that nobody ever would.

[wayne_b24]

oppo research, we call it.

coupla funny snips, though...

“I will vote and learn to survive under The Spotty Dirt Bag and Gidget until I can get a job in Old Europe.”

“...suggested Caribou Barbie along with a line of accessories for her.”

[driftless2]

I’m beginning to think DummyUers are not so much incoherent, drug-addled, leftist misfits as they are narcissistic, drama-queens. It’s truly fascinating to read Tom Paine’s posts which are directed as much to himself as they are to the rest of the lunatics on DU. It would be truly interesting to talk to some of his acquaintances and find out what they think of him. I thought Pitt was bad, but this guy tops the estimable William Rivers Pitt in solipsistic, deranged conspiratorialism.