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(SATIRE) Breaking - Larry King Died Three Years Ago
The Edwards Report ^ | 9/26/08 | Edwardsreport.com

Posted on 09/27/2008 2:00:48 PM PDT by Rushjr79

The Edwards Report has learned through sources at CNN that famed interviewer Larry King actually died three years ago. For the last three years, CNN has propped up King's corpse on the set of Larry King Live, switching out his trademark suspenders each night. A show producer moves King's mouth and body with string like a Marionette puppet, while a voice over announcer mimics his voice. In order to better represent King's style, the voice over announcer does neither research nor preparation for his interviews. The news was a shock to King's wife, who has shared a bed with him over the last three years. "I didn't even notice a difference in him," she was overheard commenting. The stunning news comes as King has fallen in the ratings behind even such obscure networks as CNR,which bills itself as the 24 hour Charles Nelson Reilly network, the Polka! Polka! Polka! channel, and MSNBC, a news network dedicated to serving the needs of the hermaphrodite community. The Edwards Report tried to reach King's CNN colleague Anderson Cooper for comment, but he was busy seeking advice from Campbell Brown on how to better read the news while simultaneously having your lips attached to Sen. Obama's backside. (From Edwardsreport.com, the right wing Onion rip-off.)

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1 posted on 09/27/2008 2:00:49 PM PDT by Rushjr79
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I like how Rush says “Larry King aLive” - LOL!
2 posted on 09/27/2008 2:03:43 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Sarah Palin 08 12 16 20)
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Gotta love it when poor Larry told Imajihad that he was too you and good-looking to have grandchildren. Larry was pretty tough on the little man from Iran. LOL! The title of this is hilarious though. It’s getting more difficult with each passing day to distinguish between what is satire and what is truth. LOL!


3 posted on 09/27/2008 2:04:21 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (November 5th, 2008. The "media" lied, America died.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

“Larry was pretty tough on the little man from Iran.”

Nut Job had to sit there, look at him and try to make sense of his questions. In some ways that could be considered punishment.


4 posted on 09/27/2008 2:17:27 PM PDT by bitterdfwrepub
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To: Rushjr79

While it is actually true that Larry’s last brain cell died decades ago.


5 posted on 09/27/2008 2:17:32 PM PDT by Bullish ( Reality is the best cure for delusion.)
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To: bitterdfwrepub

I wonder who has more wives, Larry or Imajihad.


6 posted on 09/27/2008 2:20:33 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (November 5th, 2008. The "media" lied, America died.)
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To: Rushjr79

How could they tell?


7 posted on 09/27/2008 2:38:15 PM PDT by billhilly (I was republican when republican wasn't cool. (With an apology to Barbara Mandrell.))
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To: FlingWingFlyer

I’m surprised he didn’t start calling him Ringo or Paul!


8 posted on 09/27/2008 2:44:07 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus (( commander of the simian host))
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LOL! You’re right. I saw a little of this interview on BOR on FOX. That camera angle for the Great Suspendered One was terrible. He looked REALLY creepy.


9 posted on 09/27/2008 2:46:23 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (November 5th, 2008. The "media" lied, America died.)
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To: Rushjr79

I sincerely believe his entire audience consists of people who watch solely to be watching when he finally croaks, live on the air.

Most of them are his ex-wives.


10 posted on 09/27/2008 2:53:15 PM PDT by SlapHappyPappy
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Satire? Where? I didn’t read anything that was “satire.”


11 posted on 09/27/2008 3:02:44 PM PDT by NCPAC ("Libertarianism is the heart and soul of conservatism." - Ronald Reagan)
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To: Rushjr79

If this article were about Ted Kennedy every post on the thread would be gone by now.


12 posted on 09/27/2008 3:33:17 PM PDT by Mojave
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I thought the room smelled musty during his show .


13 posted on 09/27/2008 3:45:13 PM PDT by lionheart 247365 ((Socialism . . . the catalyst of mediocrity))
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