Skip to comments.Obama's "Current Truth Squads" See Heavy Action (People's Cube)
Posted on 09/30/2008 8:57:50 PM PDT by tcrlaf
As a glorious preview of improvements to political freedoms in an Obama administration, his campaign directed the third phase for the Current Truth Squads' assault on counterrevolutionary holdouts: Legal Stormtruthers.
A group of high-ranking Missouri apparatchiks - including St. Louis sheriffs and top prosecutors - are threatening to target anyone they determine is contradicting the Current Truth about their chosen candidate for President. "This is the radical change we've been waiting for, and there's more where that came from," commented the local Truth Squad Standartenfuehrer on condition of anonymity.
Frankly, we were a bit underwhelmed by the Party's earlier call for community organizers and union activists 'to get in the holdouts' faces'," said Ilse, a mid-level organizer of Charleston. "After the mobilization that followed Sarah Palin's unprovoked imperialist attack in August, community organizers were in short supply."
"With union activists busy keeping the membership in line, what did you expect? There are only so many faces an organizer can crack before she has to rest," Ilse sighed. "So I think Legal Stormtruthers were quite an adequate response. By using the reactionaries' own laws against them, the legal assault teams will quickly bring the campaign back to the earlier enthusiastic heights. The tingle will be restored as the holdouts and naysayers are apprehended pending their re-education."
"Penalties for blasphemy against Obama should be instituted in accordance with the Sharia law," said Haj Mohammed Effendi Amin el-Husseini, an influential community organizer and Grand Mufti of Dearborn, Mi. "For example, for mentioning the Blessed One's middle name the perpetrator should have a limb cut off, and for saying the words 'community organizer' in a negative context, he or she should be subject to public stoning," he wrote on his blog "SHARIAnow.Org (www.CAIR.com)
THE ONE, Barack Obama, (May Network TV Cameras Be Upon HIM!) has made a public statement explaining the third phase of the Current Truth Squads' assault, which immediately became the Current Truth of the day to be repeated by the media vanguard: "The only way to end the petty partisanship that has consumed Washington for so long and make a difference in the lives of ordinary Americans is by bringing everyone together to get things done."
It is expected that the Legal Stormtruthers will hold the line against the imperialist enemy until ACORN mobilizes the army of dead voters in late October. .
Community Organizer Youth Kamp . Future National Civilian Security Corps members in Training
Paul Begala, Democratic strategist: Our opponents will surely spin this as an outrageous attempt to employ police state tactics of throwing opposition in jail for daring to practice free speech. But in the spirit of long-established and respected tradition of moral relativity in the national media, we can easily turn it against them, since by virtue of accusing us of illegal activities they will be themselves guilty of outrageous attempt to employ police state tactics of throwing opposition in jail for daring to practice free speech.
Our next step will be, of course, a nation-wide campaign to investigate and prosecute our opponents and affiliated groups, their officers, boards of directors, and donors, complete with televised show trials, teary confessions, revelations of shocking conspiracies, and denunciations of family members.
The Obama administration shall employ large amounts of fear to get its way.
His super fly grand majesty Obama will not allow any dissent. Sounds kind of like global warming fanatics. Make no mistake these Obamans are collectivist borg.
Good thing you copied and gave us the whole piece from “The People’s Cube” - they must REALLY be busy right now - access timed out. That at least shows their comedic version of the Obama brown shirts is getting out.
Although this is a spoof (at least I hope it is!), it’s sufficiently close to the truth to generate a certain uneasy discomfort.
...Barack Hussein Obama, I have just one question for you:
Are you ready for some football?
This sight was begun by a guy who has actually LIVED through communism, and it’s propoganda. He came to America when the wall came down.
Rush has interviewed him once or twice...
Obamathought doubleplus good.
Newthinkers bellyfeel Obamathought.
Proles bellyfeel Obamthought and ObamSoc.
I wonder if the Truth Squad could possibly verify Mr. O birth certificate? We'd like to see some truth regarding that matter.
Anyone have their phone number???
My God, his site is great.
Examples of sites like his is why I wish Jim allowed/established a right/left sidebar space on the main page for listing valuable sites for Freepers to be in touch with; without compromising the independence of FreeRepublic.
He could control the listing of the links himself, requiring us to submit suggestions he can agree to or ignore at will.