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I posted this on a different thread the other day, I thinks its funny

A Maverick and the Messiah somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had the Messiah in his chair reached for the aftershave.
The Messiah was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse,”
The second barber turned to the Maverick and said, “How about you?” the Maverick replied, “Go ahead, my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like”