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Man shoots own arm after being denied sex
TampaBays10.com ^ | October 2, 2008 | Theresa Collington

Posted on 10/02/2008 8:45:47 AM PDT by Still Thinking

FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) -- The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.

When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.

Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: banglist; moron; sex
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Hey, a little abstinence can be a real shot in the arm!
1 posted on 10/02/2008 8:45:48 AM PDT by Still Thinking
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To: Still Thinking

The real story is that he held the gun to his head......and when the girlfriend started laughing, he said “Don’t laugh...you’re next!”

Militant


2 posted on 10/02/2008 8:48:02 AM PDT by militant2
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To: Still Thinking

We will need to see pictures to see if a shot in the arm was worth it.


3 posted on 10/02/2008 8:48:17 AM PDT by edcoil
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To: Still Thinking
First, turned down by his girlfriend.
Then, turned down by his second potential partner. At that point, he was so upset he shot the offender.
4 posted on 10/02/2008 8:48:18 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I ain't gonna quit until I'm laid in my tomb and even then they better shut it tight.)
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To: Still Thinking

If he had used that arm he wouldn’t have needed sex with his girlfriend. Just sayin’.


5 posted on 10/02/2008 8:48:33 AM PDT by manic4organic (Obama/Biden Palin comparison.)
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To: Still Thinking

Colt-us interruptus.


6 posted on 10/02/2008 8:48:35 AM PDT by paddles
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To: Still Thinking

Seems as if Florida has some of the biggest morons living there. Also sounds if the guy probably was drunk.


7 posted on 10/02/2008 8:48:41 AM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (How does one win over terrorists? KILL them with UNKINDNESS)
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To: Still Thinking

“real shot in the arm”

LOL

Thank goodness I only fire my weapons in un-occupied dwellings!


8 posted on 10/02/2008 8:48:41 AM PDT by highnoon (Hunters were the first environmentalists.)
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To: militant2
Nookie or I'll shoot myself.
That is strange...
9 posted on 10/02/2008 8:48:45 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Still Thinking

I’ve heard of guys wearing out their wrists after not getting sex but shooting themselves in the arm is a bit much.


10 posted on 10/02/2008 8:49:02 AM PDT by Abbeville Conservative (Sarah Palin, spaying and neutering the animals on the angry left)
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To: militant2

Which head? Sounds like he only does enough thinking to tie up the little one.


11 posted on 10/02/2008 8:49:02 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Still Thinking; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

“He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.”

this guy is hopeless. I wouldn’t give him any either.


12 posted on 10/02/2008 8:50:13 AM PDT by hoe_cake (" 'We the people' tell the government what to do, it doesn't tell us." Ronald Reagan)
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To: highnoon

Well, depending on which weapon you intend to fire.


13 posted on 10/02/2008 8:50:20 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Still Thinking

Well, so much for “Plan B”


14 posted on 10/02/2008 8:50:23 AM PDT by kidd
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To: Still Thinking

Hey buddy a little tip...Women don’t like guys that have no “gun control”....don’t let your “gun” go off too early!! But officer I was just cleaning it and it went off! LOL


15 posted on 10/02/2008 8:50:30 AM PDT by jakerobins
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To: Still Thinking
Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.

100K bail for shooting a gun in the house?

Holy crap and thank God I live out in the county.

16 posted on 10/02/2008 8:50:51 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (McCain/Palin 2008 : Palin the Paladin 2012)
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Man shoots own arm after being denied sex

Did both hands deny him or just the one he shot?

17 posted on 10/02/2008 8:51:03 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Still Thinking

No need to go off all half cocked...


18 posted on 10/02/2008 8:53:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isnt doing the same thing.)
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To: Still Thinking

I simply can’t imagine thinking that a couple bullets through the arm are a good second choice when romance is unavailable. I’d love to hear the details on how his mind made the link from one option to the other. The only good part is that at least he aimed for the arm and didn’t try to think of a more appropriate target for relieving discomfort of this kind.


19 posted on 10/02/2008 8:53:40 AM PDT by MathDoc
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To: Centurion2000

The Lee County Sheriffs Office and the States Attorney Office for that area have a reputation for being really really hardnosed.


20 posted on 10/02/2008 8:54:00 AM PDT by MplsSteve
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