Skip to comments.Man shoots own arm after being denied sex
Posted on 10/02/2008 8:45:47 AM PDT by Still Thinking
FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) -- The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.
When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.
Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.
The real story is that he held the gun to his head......and when the girlfriend started laughing, he said “Don’t laugh...you’re next!”
We will need to see pictures to see if a shot in the arm was worth it.
If he had used that arm he wouldn’t have needed sex with his girlfriend. Just sayin’.
Seems as if Florida has some of the biggest morons living there. Also sounds if the guy probably was drunk.
“real shot in the arm”
Thank goodness I only fire my weapons in un-occupied dwellings!
I’ve heard of guys wearing out their wrists after not getting sex but shooting themselves in the arm is a bit much.
Which head? Sounds like he only does enough thinking to tie up the little one.
“He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.”
this guy is hopeless. I wouldn’t give him any either.
Well, depending on which weapon you intend to fire.
Well, so much for “Plan B”
Hey buddy a little tip...Women don’t like guys that have no “gun control”....don’t let your “gun” go off too early!! But officer I was just cleaning it and it went off! LOL
100K bail for shooting a gun in the house?
Holy crap and thank God I live out in the county.
Did both hands deny him or just the one he shot?
No need to go off all half cocked...
I simply can’t imagine thinking that a couple bullets through the arm are a good second choice when romance is unavailable. I’d love to hear the details on how his mind made the link from one option to the other. The only good part is that at least he aimed for the arm and didn’t try to think of a more appropriate target for relieving discomfort of this kind.
The Lee County Sheriffs Office and the States Attorney Office for that area have a reputation for being really really hardnosed.
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