Fatwa: Saudi women must cover one eye

Ynet News ^ | October 6, 2008

[mtk1980]

Sheikh says women’s modesty laws not stringent enough, revelation of both eyes causes ‘corrupt behavior, conflicts with Islamic principles’

[Puppage]

[Rebel_Ace]

Yeah, whenever I see a woman exercising her full binocular vision, with tantalizing displays of depth perception, I just fly off the hook.

[Borges]

[boycott]

We should have our own Fartwa: American women that vote for Hussein Obama must live under islamic law.

[ClearCase_guy]

Arrrrggghhhh, Matey! This be the sort of fatwa a sea dog might expect on Sept 19!

[Jagdgewehr]

Binocular vision is so sexy!

[AngieGal]

“When she goes shopping and wants to assess a product, she will completely remove the piece of cloth and will be able to use both eyes for a limited amount of time.”

This is so unbelievably sad.

[Hoodlum91]

Someone took Talk Like a Pirate Day far too seriously.

[theDentist]

theDentist says Sheikh’s grasp on reality non-existent, suggests he be given a dirt-nap at earliest possible moment.

[OB1kNOb]

Can do.

[ZX12R]

[Albion Wilde]

ROP.

[Jeff Chandler]

The Sheikh always did have an eye for the ladies.

[DemonDeac]

A woman showing her big toe is sacrilege but blowing up children is okay. Those are some sick folks.

[LibWhacker]

Sheikh Muhammad al-Habadan is an unislamic dog! Women should be required to use periscopes!

[edzo4]

Death to depth perception

[VaRepublican]

Lighten up Francis.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

[garyhope]

Oooooo, excellent idea to tell all our “liberal” friends.

But no Obamaphilemaniac will believe, allow or even hear a single word of dissent about the Messiah.

It’s the cultural suicide of America and Western civilization.

[theDentist]

*chuckle* good one.

he always was a little short-sighted...

[VaRepublican]

Ya know that guy thinks it’s great that he is thought of as a fanatic.

[texson66]

or

[garyhope]

Now that’s more like it! Maybe I could go for one of those hot Muslim babes.

[reagan_fanatic]

Rrrr!

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGqJbpbNQ_o

[Loyalist]

[LFOD]

I issue a fatwa..........

All Muslim men will cover their heads with black plastic bags.
I am offended by their galactic medieval stupidity.

That is all.

[Revolting cat!]

[Ben Mugged]

Muslim women are already intellectually blind, might as well extend that into the physical.......

[libh8er]

[Maceman]

Depth perception is vastly overrated anyway.

[Lx]

[libh8er]

[The Sons of Liberty]

When Hussein assumes power, it’s birkas for all women!

[conservativesister]

What’s the difference in saying that all men with 2 testicles are rapists and should have one removed.

Take that Mr Sheikie you moron.

[Billthedrill]

"C'mere turban boy. I got something for ya."

[SamuraiScot]

Trying to put Scrappleface out of business?

[HighlyOpinionated]

These guys are totally ignorant. They are beasts, not even a half step above a beast. In fact, they are worse than a beast.

Q. What animal can’t control himself sexually if he sees any part of a female’s body?

A. A Mooselimb.

Q. What perfume is banned in Arab Countries?

A. Moose-’l-odor.

Q. How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. I can’t reveal the answer without getting banned from FR for life.

[Revolting cat!]

[ViLaLuz]

Just leave them at home. Why do they need to leave the house anyway?

[Joe Boucher]

Yeah buddy,
these saudi fellas sure seem like a fun loving lot don’t they?

The saudis are not our friends.

[walford]

Apparently Veronica Lake was way ahead of her time.