Posted on 10/10/2008 3:57:30 AM PDT by SLB
In order to keep your sense of humor in these times (see below)
CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
CONGRESS — now that’s just not funny anymore
Enjoy
CONGRESS - another word for an act of sodomy against taxpayers by elected representatives.
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Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off (ROTFLMAO)
I think we need a photo of “looter man” on the floor of Congress.
CONGRESS- crooks or nitwits grabbing rest (of) earnings savings & securities
FRB: a giant helicopter hangar stacked with lots of funny money.
Fed Chairman: A chief of helicopter squadron frequently showing up at the Congress to make excuses
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401K - Terminology update, now 200.5K
LOL! Great list. Have you sent it to Neal Cavuto on FOX Business?
401(Keg) - If you had drank $1,000 worth of beer you’d still have $214 in aluminum.
Black Friday: The last day of the 1st week of Black Month.
Oil prices will be down below $ 85 pretty soon. Guess that makes Iran, OPEC, Russia, Venezuela, Cuba, China, North Korea very sad. Of course, I blame our current economic crisis on GREEDY Wall Street criminals. But foreign enemies are playing hardball, too. They have set up hundreds of dummy corporations, hedge funds, trading entities, and banks to manipulate stock markets. This will take bloody chunks out of their buttocks very soon.
I say: Line all the greedy crooks up against a brick wall pitted with bullet holes . . .
Ooops ! I meant to say ‘Oil prices will be down below $ 75 pretty soon . . .’ I hit the wrong key.
Blowback will be a b*tch.
I want China and Russia to be pummeled.
Katie Bar The Door.
I used that site and pulled up the DJI, which, at 11 a.m. 10/10/08 shows:
-250 pts
Day's Range: 7882.51 - 8687.11
52wk Range: 8,523.27 - 14,280.00
Closed @$79.29
If you like the results of Obama’s Affirmative Action Home Ownership efforts, you’re going to love his Affirmative Action Health Care plans.
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