Obama-Backing Senator Makes Crack About McCain Wearing Adult Diapers (JOHN KERRY THE COMEDIAN)

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[DrHannibalLecter]

At a business summit on energy, Politickerma.com reports, a prominent supporter of Sen. Barack Obama, D-Mass., made a crack about Sen. John McCain's age.

"These are the exciting last two week moments of the presidential campaign," said Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., today in Cambridge, Mass. "So it's a very special time. I can't wait for it to be over. I am so tired of the press' silly questions that they ask along the way. And cable television which reduces everything to stupidity - the lowest common denominator of conflict."

"I don't know if any of you know what it's like. I do, obviously," Kerry told the crowd. "I've been asked all of those brilliant questions that were repeated this year...Barack got asked the famous boxers or briefs question. I was tempted to say commando...

"Then they asked McCain and McCain said, ‘Depends,'" Kerry said.

[DocT111]

Hey - does anyone have that stupid pic of Kerry in that space suit????

[Cindy]

That’s seems odd and immature.

I wonder if JFKerry has a personal problem of some sort.

[OPS4]

http://www.nationalblackrepublicans.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=pages.DYK-Open%20Letter%20To%20Obama&tp_preview=true

[RightOnline]

Old joke....and Kerry couldn’t deliver a funny line if his sorry life depended on it. Idiot.

[Cindy]

http://images.google.com/images?&rls=en&q=kerry%20%2B%20space%20suit&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

[IGOTMINE]

Yes. He’s an asshole.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

As Kerry races towards Dukakis-like status......

[Dawn531]

So where’s the photo of Kerry in the blue bunny suit??? Seems appropriate for this thread.

[HarleyLady27]

Everyone knows Kerry should know.....he wears them himself, or why would be make a comment like that....He’s not smart enough to think that up by himself....

[A_Former_Democrat]

You mean his Spermatozoa-in-Chief suit?

Kerry really should make his “crack” about his wife . . . or Obama’s cocaine use.

(Both puns totally intended)

[GBA]

What goes around, comes around, Johnny boy. Take it like a man when it hits you. I’ll try not to laugh.

[jennyjenny]

You lost, you big dork. STFU.

[Neverforget01]

Pretty odd comment coming from a guy pushing 65.

[impeachedrapist]

John Kerry, shouldn’t you be preparing the welcome party for Sen. Obama? You know, for when the Democrats toss his defeated racist butt onto the pile of has-beens like you, Mondale, Edwards, Dukakis, Gore, McGovern...

[FlingWingFlyer]

Almost as funny as someone who shoots himself in the ass with a grenade launcher and then falls out of the boat. He was such a danger to himself and his fellow sailors that they had to send him home after only three months in Nam.

[TornadoAlley3]

[Ouderkirk]

The ski-bum, boy toy, of a gin soaked ketchup dowager.

[brushcop]

That sorry sack of excrement (Kerry). Sen. McCain has PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF of how he acts under duress (escaping the explosions engulfing his Skyhawk when the missle cooked off). Then POW pix, then returning from POW camp, the list goes on. While I certainly have had differences in some of his political tactics, I HONOR this man. His limited movement of his arms brings me to tears knowing the cause of that, but it doesn’t slow him down does it!

This campaign schedule would sap anyone and yet he carries on, Navy tradition, Bravo Zulus Sen. McCain, fire away sir!

Kerry falls so short of being a real man that there’s no comparison.

[SunkenCiv]

Murtha Calls Western Pa. ‘Redneck’ (KEEP TALKING LIB PIG!!!)
Drudge
Posted on 10/20/2008 5:28:15 PM PDT by DrHannibalLecter
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2110725/posts

[GBA]

It’s an old joke from the Clinton v. Dole race. Some MTV girl asked Clinton, “Boxers or briefs?” I don’t remember Clinton’s answer (on purpose) but the resulting joke was that Dole answered, “Depends.” Hilarious.

[GiveEmDubya]

John who?

[Raster Man]

Three Purple Hearts, one Band-Aid. Shoots a fleeing enemy in the back and gets a Silver Star. Tried to pass himself off as Boston Irish until his Jewish grandparents were publicized. And whatever happened to that staffer whom he had an affair with? She left the country right after the story broke and hasn’t been seen since (maybe living with George Obama?).

[bfree]

Kerry is human garbage and the biggest phony war hero ever.
Liberals should be put to sleep. Not one good one exists.

[G Larry]

Hey John Kerry!
Maybe you want some Pampers to stuff in the mouth of Obama’s running mate?
Seems Biden’s diarrhea problems should be your focus.

[Dawn531]

thanks

[Doctor Raoul]

What the troops think of Kerry.

[MissouriConservative]

Well...coming from the humanlike sperm, John Kerry...I'd say that it really didn't matter much.



By the way, the picture on the right is of Woody Allen portraying a sperm in one of his movies, "Everything you've always wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask."

[melt]

That's a sexist remark...!

[freekitty]

Didn’t Kerry dress up as a bunny once? LOL

[NOBAMA in 08]

John F***ing Kerry, Hanoi’s War Hero, wears his DEPENDS over his head since thats were his foul excrements eminate from!

[beaversmom]

That John Kerry sure can tell some knee slappers.

[Twinkie]

YUP. It takes one to think he knows one.

[peggybac]

What an ass. McCain is only 7 years older than Kerry.

[linn37]

ewwwwww just ewwwwww I was tempted to say commando...

[WomBom]

What nerve does he have! His wife wears the pants!!!!!

[mrmargaritaville]

Karma has a funny way of dealing with people like John Kerry.

[usmcobra]

Once again Kerry shows all the class that the American public saw in his race for the presidency, and proves once again that money cannot buy everything.

[Red in Blue PA]

Gee, wonder why the American people didn’t elect you President, Senator Kerry!

[Apparatchik]

You stay classy, Senator!

[AmericanGirlRising]

got one little word for Teresa’s husband - LOSER!

[boop]

She looks like a female Jon Stewart.

[Lawgvr1955]

I feel proud of myself for sending money to the Swift Boat Veterans last election. Thank you JF’nK for reminding of that.

[Brown Deer]

[~Vor~]

My personal favorite

[IrishBlue06]

Oh you d***less wonder. You couldn’t go commando if someone stole your panties.

[RichInOC]

John, I have two words for you:

Robert Byrd.

[Gilbo_3]

old joke...

jon kerry walks up to a bar...

bartender asks, 'why the looooong face ???'...

[Kleebo151]

Frankenstein is at it again.

[BrianE]

At least he knows how to make & ass of himself.