Great, now we are crackers

The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review ^ | October 21, 2008 | Salena Zito

[Salena Zito]

First we are bitter-gun-clinging-God-clinging-racist-rednecks, now we are crackers.

At least according to John Baer at the Philadelphia Daily News. Click here for his opinion column reasoning that the "Cracker Effect" is why McCain continues to campaign in PA despite sagging polls numbers.

You really have to wonder how the people of Pennsylvania feel about all of the negative adjectives being thrown their way in this election - especially Democrats that vote for John McCain. It is their "traitorous" vote for McCain that everyone is targeting with less than flattering descriptives for their vote.

[pray4liberty]

So is Bill Ayers. He’s crackers and then some.

[fanfan]

You didn’t know?

We’ve been crackers for a while.

:-(

[freeangel]

Geez—what a racist comment—I’m deeply offended. /s

[3AngelaD]

Salena, at least he hasn’t blessed us with his views on women. How much abuse do the folks there have to take before they turn on him? My personal opinion is that he is ga-ga and has been for some time.

[sierrahome]

That’s “saltine” to you buddy. :)

[linn37]

thats cracka azz cracka to you

[Berlin_Freeper]

Now I want crackers but I got none.

What other food am i?

[FrdmLvr]

Despite sagging poll numbers in PA????? Obama is up by 2 points in PA. I think Murtha’s little comment about racists in PA might have something to do with that. Now comes this little gem about crackers. Keep it up, libs!

[Centurion2000]

cracker? Is that some kind of pathetic attempt at a racial insult?

You boys and girls are going to have to get a lot more creative than that to offend white people.

[Maverick68]

Attention MSMedia cultists: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE keep this kind of crap going.

[ErnBatavia]

[Recovering Hermit]

At least I'm not a crackety-ass cracker.

That would be offensive.

[Rapunzel]

Native born Florida cracker and proud of it.

[F15Eagle]

Can I at least be premium? (*shakes head at desperate Obambi supporters*) What a ridiculous Presidential race when so many support a man who hangs around with America haters and terrorists.

[Frantzie]

I wonder if Obama knows he is going to lose PA and they just want to insult people in the hope they will vote Obama. Can you imagine if someone said this about any other group or race? People would be outraged. The Libs are vermin.

[A knight without armor]

I’m a Cheez-It.

[gidget7]

Well now THAT IS one glaring racial slur!

[TLEIBY308]

Rural PA would like to give Philadelphia to NJ and clean this state up.

[truthluva]

well....that’s racist! whatever should be done to resolve this cracker crisis????????????????

[txroadkill]

Made me think of this skit by the Great late Richard Pryor

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/associated-words-p1.php

[normy]

Well if your an Asian and Republican your a banana.

If your black and a Republican your an Oreo.

If your Mexican and a Republican your a coconut.

If your an American Indian and a Republican your an apple.

If your an Environmentalist your a Watermelon.

[normy]

If I have to be labeled a cracker at least make me a Chickin n Biscuit.

[Michael Barnes]

[itsthejourney]

Ooooh! I’m soooo offended! That’s it, I’m calling for a riot in the suburbs!!!

/s

[just me]

I am an original saltine.. with salt..

[Barb4Bush]

As a New Jerseyan: We don’t want it we have enough problems. Besides most of us in South Jersey came here to get away from it.

[MarkL]

Hey, here’s a good example of what we “rednecks” and “crackers” are all about...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBPNAmpgUE8&feature=related

Bless Jeff Foxworthy! Screw Murtha!

Mark

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

I am a vanilla wafer.

[TLEIBY308]

Sorry,you do have enough proplems.Some of your proplems came over to the poconos latly.

[Brad’s Gramma]

How boring to be a mere vanilla wafer.

Me?

I’m a graham cracker with chocolate, yes, I said it, chocolate....frosting smathered on top.

[junta]

I’m gonna riot at the Starbucks, but only with permission from the management.

[Barb4Bush]

What problems came to the Poconos from NJ? I have to admit though I go to Jim Thorpe as often as I can. When I retire I will probably move back to Pennsylvania just not Philadelphia.

[austinaero]

I’ll be a goldfish cracker so at least I can vote in the election. Oh wait, do I HAVE to be dead? Well, if I can’t be a goldfish, I’ve got dibs on being a Garlic Bagel Bite!

[Disambiguator]

I prefer to be referred to as “honkadelic.”

[AndrewB]

I’ve tried, but I just can’t get angry at being called a cracker. I guess it’s all about being proud of what you are.

[Cap74]

I’m more of a Triscuit. Intelligent, tasty, a bit too hard-fibered for some.

Yes, the ‘cracker’ vote poses problems for Obama. McCain faces similar, if not worse, problems from the, um, uh, nevermind.

[Barb4Bush]

Maybe you should be an animal cracker. You can vote once for every species in the box.

[Brizick]

I’ll be a goldfish cracker so at least I can vote in the election. Oh wait, do I HAVE to be dead? Well, if I can’t be a goldfish, I’ve got dibs on being a Garlic Bagel Bite!

You can only be a goldfish cracker if you change your name to Princess.

[siamesecats]

NJ doesn’t want Philadelphia :)

[TLEIBY308]

We wilwelcome you back.The Poconos have been over run with punk gangs and drugs coming in from NJ.,

[Brizick]

I’m more of a Triscuit. Intelligent, tasty, a bit too hard-fibered for some.

Mmmmm . . . Roasted Garlic Triscuits . . . that's my kind of cracka!

[DemforBush]

Can I be a Ritz?

Cuz that’s a gooood cracker!

/Andy Griffith

[Barb4Bush]

That’s horrible. I didn’t know that. The Poconos (Lehighton or Jim Thorpe) is where I would like to move.

[combat_boots]

Buddy, we’re all White Trash here. Even the Filipino, Vietnamese, Hispanic. etc. McCain supporters. Black, brown, green, purple.

Y’all are welcome t’belly up t’the bar.

[Eaker]

Bunch-O-crackers ping!

[Canedawg]

I guess I’m stuck with being a matzoh.

;-(

[FelixFelicis]

>>Rural PA would like to give Philadelphia to NJ and clean this state up.<<

Happy to take one for the team. We’re a lost cause.

-NJ

[Fred]

"You know, when you can't ask a question of your leaders anymore, that gets scary,"...Joe the Plumber

Joe the Plumber on the Huckabee Fox Show



This is what Team Obama thinks of the small businessman

"SPREAD THE WEALTH AROUND'

Youtube - Obama Attacks Joe the Plumber

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