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Police prepare for riots if McCain loses (satire)
The Daily Redundancy ^
Posted on 10/30/2008 11:26:25 AM PDT by chordmaster
SUN CITY, AZ - Police in this normally peaceful retirement community are bracing for this possibility of violence in the wake of the upcoming presidential election. Investigators believe that if Republican candidate John McCain loses, widespread rioting is possible, particularly at local golf resorts and in buffet restaurants. The situation underscores dirty little secret that veiled beneath the sunny skies of this southwestern mecca lies a ticking time bomb of angry octogenarians...
(Excerpt) Read more at dailyredundancy.com ...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: marines; satire
To: chordmaster
Its satire, folks. Seriously, if Obama is going to be America's next President, nothing to worry about!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:27:46 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: chordmaster
If McCain loses, I’ll get even by burning my own house down and setting my car on fire!
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:28:58 AM PDT
by
perfect_rovian_storm
(You MUST see this website: http://www.neverfindout.org/)
To: chordmaster
Visions of a retirement community rioting brings nothing but laughs.
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:28:59 AM PDT
by
Domandred
(McWhathisname / Palin - 2008)
To: chordmaster
It is satire, of course.
But if it goes the other way... Katie Bar The Door!
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:29:31 AM PDT
by
gridlock
(18 Million Democrats voted for Hillary in the primaries. Are they all racists?)
To: goldstategop
They are preparing for the Methodists, Baptists and Mormans to burn Phoenix down. /s
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:30:06 AM PDT
by
mmanager
(It's amazing to watch a 900# Moose drag a 3,000# RINO.)
To: chordmaster
LOL...I’m in Atlanta and welding my Malono Blahnik shoes as we speak!
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:30:25 AM PDT
by
hoe_cake
(" 'We the people' tell the government what to do, it doesn't tell us." Ronald Reagan)
To: chordmaster
This does make me wonder though...
I personally think there is going to be riots if Obama wins or loses. Just depends on the scale.
So will the MSM report Obama win riots as riots because McCain lost or celebratory riots cause Obama won...
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:31:09 AM PDT
by
Domandred
(McWhathisname / Palin - 2008)
To: chordmaster
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:31:55 AM PDT
by
Artemis Webb
(Barack Hussein Obama is a Socialist. GO SARAH !)
To: Domandred
“Visions of a retirement community rioting brings nothing but laughs.”
Can you imagine little poots of flatulatence with every physical exersion?
they’re not called old farts for nothing.
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:32:25 AM PDT
by
hoe_cake
(" 'We the people' tell the government what to do, it doesn't tell us." Ronald Reagan)
To: chordmaster
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:34:09 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: chordmaster
Thank you! I needed that!
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:49:28 AM PDT
by
so_real
To: chordmaster
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:52:07 AM PDT
by
gunnyg
To: perfect_rovian_storm
If McCain loses, I’ll get even by burning my own house down and setting my car on fire!Are you facing forclosure? Is the home and car adequately insured? /s
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:53:11 AM PDT
by
umgud
(In a crisis, dump gold, buy lead)
To: Domandred
Chicago expecting 1 millon to celebrate election eve. I say they burn half the town is O wins. If O loses...............
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posted on
10/30/2008 11:55:31 AM PDT
by
umgud
(In a crisis, dump gold, buy lead)
To: Domandred
If you think the The Villages’ tornados were bad, just wait, you haven’t seen anything yet. It’ll all be over by 7:30 though. /s
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posted on
10/30/2008 12:02:39 PM PDT
by
P from Sheb
(Spread your OWN wealth around... I'm not stopping you.)
To: All
The “GOML” riots...Get Off My Lawn Riots...I can just see it coming...LOL
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posted on
10/30/2008 12:03:57 PM PDT
by
UCFRoadWarrior
(Blaming Palin: The McCain-GOPer Exit Strategy On Losing The Election?)
To: Domandred
So will the MSM report Obama win riots as riots because McCain lost or celebratory riots cause Obama won...Close...
If Obama wins, then riots are caused by McCain's loss.
If Obama loses, then riots are caused by McCain's win.
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posted on
10/30/2008 2:52:57 PM PDT
by
Dr.Deth
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