Posted on 10/30/2008 1:03:56 PM PDT by Born Conservative
While Sam Zell is selling out the future of his own people by refusing to release the tape of Barack Obama toasting known anti-Semite and PLO functionary, Rashid Khalidi, I have been fortunate enough to receive a probable transcript of the toast…
HERE IT IS:
****BEGINNING OF TRANSCRIPT***********
Um, ah….Salaam
Um….My distinguished guests….ughh….it is an honor to be here…
uhh….It is truly refreshing to be surrounded by such a large group of people in which…uh.. I can truly see eye-to-eye with…uh…and completely agree…
Reverend Farrakhan..ughh…great to see you tonight…you always look great in a yellow bow-tie…and..uhh…tonight is no exception….
Bill..Bernadine….I see you everyday…so I don’t need to say much…but…ughh…you know I love you….keep doing the work you do….it’s time to start a revolution
Reverend Wright…..ughh…you are the father that I never had….I’ve never missed a sermon…and…uhh….I never will…
Michelle, while I find your frown so beautiful….I hope to one day make you proud of this country..and uhh…happy…and finally see you smile….
uhhhhh…with that being said…If everyone could please hold off from hitting the hookah…I would like to say a toast..to my, and Yasser Arafat’s, best friend….Mr. Rashid Khalidi….
Rashid…..you are my best friend….spiritual compass…..and baby sitter (crowd laughs..and cries)
I want to thank you for your constant indoctrination….I want to thank you for your imput..and..uhhh…reminders…that Israel is a constant sore….and..uhh…needs to be eliminated off the map….
I also want to thank you for introducing me to your many contacts in the middle east…I am sure…uh…that their imput……and uh…money…..will be of great use to me as I run for President of these great 57 states…..
While David Axelrod may be forcing you to move away from me during the campaign….I am confident…that..uhh…our friendship will not only remain..but actually prosper..during our time of absence….
Rashid…you ARE my middle east adviser….and you ALWAYS will be…
Here’s to Rashid……(A chant of Messiah can be heard in the background….also audible…is a voice (thought to be Ayer’s) screaming REVOLUTION…REVOLUTION..over and over…)
Salaam….
**************END OF TRANSCRIPT*************
IN LIGHT OF THE LOS ANGELES TIMES NOT RELEASING THEIR COPY OF THE TAPE….CONSIDER THIS PROBABLE TRANSCRIPT TO BE ACCURATE, AND FEEL FREE TO DISTRIBUTE IT TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO THAT THEY CAN MAKE AN HONEST ASSESSMENT OF SENATOR OBAMA, PRIOR TO CASTING THEIR VOTE
If any Obamabots object to my writing, please call the Los Angeles Times, and convince them to release the original copy to prove me wrong.
L.A Times Contact Information:
Los Angeles Times 202 W. 1st St. Los Angeles, CA 90012 Phone: (213) 237-5000 Fax: (213) 237-7679
UPDATE TO THE OBAMA KIDS COMING IN FROM WORDRPESS:
By reading the comments you are leaving, I can tell you clearly are not as smart as you think you are….
So let me clarify, this post is an attempt at sarcasm..i.e. it is meant to be funny…
The point of this post is to shine a light on the absurdity of your candidate, his anti-semitic friends, and the media’s protection of him…
I just heard the bell ring..you better get back to class kids….
Haha! I read this earlier this morning. Funny. But most likely 0bama said way worse things about Israel and the JOOOOOOOOOOS than this “transcript” shows.
"this post is an attempt at sarcasm..i.e. it is meant to be funny…"
You forgot when he says “DEATH TO AMERICA!”
Caught in lie after lie about his radical friends !!!
Can you prove it ISN’T authentic?
Bill..Bernadine….I see you everyday…so I don’t need to say much…but…ughh…you know I love you….keep doing the work you do….it’s time to start a revolution
I dunno, with all of the ah’s and um’s, it just may be the real deal
“So let me clarify, this post is an attempt at sarcasm..i.e. it is meant to be funny…”
It was funny, but until the Farakan bowtie, you had me going for a second there. Nice piece of satire!
Reverend Wright…..ughh…you are the father that I never had….I’ve never missed a sermon…and…uhh….I never will…
Rashid…you ARE my middle east adviser….and you ALWAYS will be…
This is dynamite...DYNAMITE I tell you!
Ummm, sure, I just read it
ughh...lol!
I want to thank you for your constant indoctrination….I want to thank you for your imput..and..uhhh…reminders…that Israel is a constant sore….and..uhh…needs to be eliminated off the map….
LOL!
It’s fake but accurate.
Too much is at stake right now for this garbage.
In my opinion this is neither funny or timely.
You are not funny, sonny.
“I see now why Obamah wanted this hidden.
Caught in lie after lie about his radical friends !!!”
It’s not real.
This is hilarious.
FINALLY!
PROOF!
Zot?
uhhh as uhhh Fred Jefferson would say DY NO MITE
Be careful, API may try to sell it.
Get back to us when you have the REAL thing.
LOL. The blogger failed at humor and then calls his readers stupid. A double whammy if he wanted to increase readership.
*LoL* Good Juan...
Obama (Democrat, supporter of Ayers and Sirhan Sirhan): "Israel is a constant sore….and..uhh…needs to be eliminated off the map….
I also want to thank you for introducing me to your many contacts in the middle east…
I am sure…uh…that their imput……and uh…money…..will be of great use to me as I run for President of these great 57 states….. "
The LAT should continue to hold firm on its refusal to disclose the content of these tapes.
This will work on McCain’s behalf.
The repercussions from the cover-up are always worse than the initial crime.
This whole thread is a total riot! Got me LMAO!!!
Posters going nuts over this. Even the mods have been called in!
TOO FUNNY!
Look at the mess you're making BC. Clean up on aisle 9.
Agreed.
Bad post.
We don’t have to make stuff up, reality is bad enough.
We’re not dims, after all.
Guys, this was a satire written yesterday. I read it in the original posting. Please don’t make us look like idiots by believing that this is the real transcript.
ROFL!! Thank you! I needed a good laugh today.
WHy are you wasting our time posting this sarcastic BS? If you don’t have the transcripts why post this just for laughs? Ridiculous
It’s called “humor”, “satire”, “funny stuff”. It never hurts to laugh now and then. Laugh breaks ARE good medicine.
And look at it this way, if the roles were reversed, the Dems and the MSM would be posting stuff like this as “truth”.
“Guys, this was a satire written yesterday. I read it in the original posting. Please don’t make us look like idiots by believing that this is the real transcript.”
The problem I had with this is not the content but the thread title and thread description that originally said in all large caps that this was “BREAKING NEWS” and had NO indication that it was satire.
After reading it, it was obvious that it was satire even though some thought it was real. I think sometimes with a
eye grabbing headline folks can read things differently than what it really is.
Now the thread title is changed to “VANITY SATIRE” it is not as big a deal.
The only funny thing about this post is the fact that more than half the readers actually thought it was authentic.
I don’t know about that. I think some of the posters were enjoying the fun by making sarcastic comments. Anyhow, no harm done, in my opinion. The headline now alerts people to the fact that this is “VANITY SATIRE” for those who don’t recognize it when they see it. (it’s happened to me before..LOL)
We should get some voice actors to act out this script and play it on TV with little subtext disclamer saying (dramatic re-enactment).
LOL.............DUH........It is “I Kill YOU”
I was working while glancing at the lastest FR post.
...and thought without reading the whole thing, wow - this must be it.
Dummy me.
Thanks for “reporting”. The socialists/propagandists do it all the time 60/60/24/7/365.
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