An Historic Election

self | 11/04/2008 | self

[reg45]

In an historic event today, the United States elected its first illegitimate President. The President-elect, whose parents were never legally married (and whose father abandoned the poor strumpet and her child when his son was only an infant), sets a glorious example to the youth of the world. Shack-up, cohabitate, whatever – it does not matter. Any children you produce, no matter whether you are married or not, can now dream of becoming President. The stigma is now eradicated.

All those women who once hid behind a scarlet letter can now proclaim that their marital status – or lack thereof – is now trivial. What a glorious day!

All those men who may have never met or even known of the existence of their children can now celebrate. And they need not worry; for the government will be there in their stead, providing guidance, love, and the all important welfare check.

All of you children out there who never knew your fathers can now rejoice. You have been liberated.

I do, however, feel sorry for the clergymen whose function of performing marriages may no longer be deemed necessary. Yet another group to add to the unemployment rolls.

The “make love not war” immorality of the ‘60s has risen to the pinnacle of respect. Let us all raise a toast to Barack Obastard.

[writer33]

This election was absolutely, positively not about RACE!!!! PERIOD!!!

[lightman]

Yes, any dumb bastard can beome POTUS.

[Das Outsider]

"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people."

--H.L. Mencken

[synbad600]

Flame away if you like, but I think we should at least give him a chance. Let’s not make BDS ours.

[SERKIT]

When Kearns-Goodwin, Beschloss, and Brinkley write the history of Barry Soetoro, how many chapters will remain blank? If one dares put pen to paper to fill in those blanks, will they survive (professionally) to see another book printed?

[christie]

Yeah, and our last. We’ve just elected a dictator.

[envisio]

vanity............. another one.

And this one really stinks.

[beericus]

For the first time in my adult life; I am ashamed of my country.

[Das Outsider]

Yeah, and our last. We’ve just elected a dictator.Cuba, 1959. We were primed for it.

Say, how did that whole Operation Chaos thing work out?

[Lexinom]

I’m proud of mine - the one that gave us the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Where is it?

[beericus]

I served my country with gritted teeth under our “first black President” now I drift off into marriage, parenthood and small business with gritted teeth. I don’t know where our country went. My dogs named R.W. REAGAN.

[Daniel Ramsey]

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[envisio]

“””Flame away if you like, but I think we should at least give him a chance. Let’s not make BDS ours.”””

Exactly. I have always been the first to scold someone for disrespecting the President. I call them loony toons because all their beliefs are based on BDS... whatever he does is wrong, no matter what it is.

I will not be like that.

[Catholic Iowan]

“Flame away if you like, but I think we should at least give him a chance.”

Why? He will not give the unborn a chance if he keeps his pledge to Planned Parenthood and as his first act as president, signs the Freedom of Choice Act, effectively overturning any and all restrictions on abortion throughout the nation. And the certainly is no reason to think this extreme pro-abort won’t keep his word to his pals in the abortion industry.

[dr_who]

Obama can't help where he came from. Hamilton was illegitimate but would have made a great president. What concerns me however, is how much the rule of law was bent in order to make him president and whether this will become a trend. For better or worse, we get to find out in the coming months.

[PowerPro]

You know what’s tragic?

People are celebrating the death of America.

I’m sure some would mock that statement…but consider the truth of it.

That’s what this man represents. Bankrupting coal, decimating our economy, weakening us militarily. By his own writing, he’s a racist and a Marxist. By his politics, he is a dirty Chicago machine politician. By his associates, he’s a radical who wants to “transform America.”

And let’s not even begin to ponder the implications of his “Civilian National Security Force”.

232. That’s how many years our country’s existed. It saddens my heart that now I must mourn her passing. Tears will come...I’m sure...but for now I’m in shock.

So congratulations to the MSM for their brilliant campaigning for the Marxisant radical. Congratulations to the campaign of Dear Leader for their brilliant work of hiding their true plans for America with their propaganda.

God help us all.

[AUJenn]

I am truly scared and concerned. There is just so much that I fear will be revealed in the near future. The morons who voted for O will soon regret it, I believe.

[cydcharisse]

Proof that derangement isn’t the province solely of the Left.

[AUJenn]

I am truly scared and concerned. There is just so much that I fear will be revealed in the near future. The morons who voted for O will soon regret it, I believe.