Posted on 11/23/2008 1:46:59 PM PST by Righting
Al-Qaeda welcomes Michael Jacksons conversion to Islam
22-11-2008
Initial reports are already filtering through that Al-Qaeda has warmly welcomed Michael Jackson into their faith 'as they would any sincere new adherent' and are confident that this high profile conversion will prove to be the turning point whereby millions of young Americans, already disillusioned by the economic crisis that is sapping Americas confidence will turn to the Koran for inspiration. Sources close to Al Qaeda leadership are said to have have confirmed the open satisfaction of senior figures including Deputy Ayman Al-Zawahiri regarding the pop star's conversion, according to some Pakistani news services. Jackson's contoversial past should not preclude him from sincere practice of Islam or acceptance by fellow Muslims as 'the ability to repent is a key belief' one source commented. It is claimed that the Al Qaeda leadership were already most surprised by the fact that Americans were prepared to vote in as President a candidate with some recent Muslim heritage, even if the President-elect is a practising Christian. This did not of this stop Ayman Al-Zawahiri referring to Obama as a ‘house negro' recently, although Malcolm X was lavishly praised during the same speech he made the rather controversial comment in. Now with this latest celebrity conversion Al-Qaeda are hopeful that the west is finally moving religiously towards Mecca. Generally, intelligence sources agree that Al Qaeda is very interested in attracting disaffected African-Americans into the fold and the recent criticisms of Obama were very much in line with this aim. Obama is unlikely to solve all the problems that exist within Africa-American communities and might not be seen as acting sufficiently in the interests of fellow Black Americans by some. Most observers agree that Jackson's conversion amidst his financial troubles is something that Al Qaeda would welcome. Interestingly Jackson is off to London today to dispute a large debt supposedly owed by him to a Bahrani prince. Perhaps his new found faith will soften the heart of his alleged creditor?
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Question to racist Arab Al Zawahiri:
Is the "whitening" (by infidel doctors) of black faced Michael (Mikeel) Jackson's face "qualify" him to enter Muhammad's "paradise"?
Arab Racism According to the literal Arabic translation of Sura 3:106, 107, on Judgment Day, only people with white faces will be saved. People with black faces will be damned. http://www.bible.ca/islam/islam-koran-fairy-tales-dr-morey.htm
Arabs are the chosen people of Allah; Allah resembles an Arab.–ibn Sa’d, vol.1, p.2. Allah favours Arab racism—prophet is to be of Quraysh stock and of white complexion (ibn Sa’d, vol.1, p.95-96, Sahih Muslim, 20.4483. http://frontpagemag.com/Articles/Read.aspx?GUID=2297E37D-87C3-492E-8E5D-1808AF77F703
The Quran and hadiths all say kill non muslims. Sura 8:12 says cut off the heads and Sura 9:1-30 says kill them. Sura 8:60 says Jews and Christians are apes and pigs. Sura 3:106 says black faces are cursed. Let me know what they say then. Also tell them that Allah made women stupid. http://www.islamreview.com/cgi-bin/guestbook/guestbook.cgi?start_number=10
Finally, we’ve found a weapon of Mass Destruction. And it’s name is Jacko. Be afraid, be very afraid.
I doubt any other religion would have turned him away either.
Hmmmm, I guess Dirty Dianna is no longer on Michael’s play list
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hg-IRZk4D0&feature=related
OK. If you DO send your kid for a sleepover at Neverland, at least take the precaution of hanging a pork chop around his neck.
-— really, really bad -—
Knowledgeable music FReepers help me out....is that Slash from Guns and Roses playing lead in my link at comment #4?
Zawahiri: “thank you Michael for seeing the light and turning away from your infidel culture, now I will tell you my plans to destroy America..”
JACKO: “I don’t care about your war, where are the children?”
Now, how does this account for so many black Muslims? Are they aware of this, or are they just being cool, because AS WE ALL KNOW, Xianity is the White Man's Religion...
Wasn’t Michael Jackson ALREADY Muslim?
He has certainly left everything else behind in his headlong rush into - something.
I don’t think many more AMerican’s will be turning to the Koran, especially after MJ converted. In the face of economic crisis, I turn to the Saint Joseph’s Edition Catholic Bible, Thank you very much.
I guess the real question here is, will the “moonwalk” look as cool when it’s being done by somebody wearing a dishdasha (thobe)?
Islam’s loss is Judeo-Christianity’s gain.
Think of Islam as Jacko’s new nose.
I can’t think of who might be a bigger kiss of death for a foreign religion. Maybe Charles Manson.
Moon Walking is now Crescent Walking
Do dat Jive MJ!
Watch MJ's music take a wild , minaret calling turn in order to fund his present financial deterioration and future " Arabesque" plastic surgeries.
Camel implant anyone?
Jehovah Witness
The Muslims can have him.
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