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Three fire engines called to remove Santa hat from Cambridge college roof
The Telegraph ^ | 11/30/2008 | Alastair Jamieson

Posted on 11/30/2008 5:06:23 PM PST by bruinbirdman

When a Santa hat was placed on a spire at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, the joke was lost on authorities who had it removed because it was a risk to health and safety.

A team of 10 firefighters using two fire engines and a support vehicle with a hydraulic platform spent an hour lowering the seasonal headgear, which had been fastened to a 60ft spire about the college entrance known for centuries as the Gate of Humility.

The culprit remains a mystery, but it is thought to be a student playing a practical joke following an end-of-term night out.

The college response was in stark contrast to a previous prank hailed as one of the greatest of all time. In 1958, students at Gonville and Caius winched an Austin Seven onto the roof of the nearby Senate House and residents of Cambridge awoke to see it perched at the apex of an inaccessible rooftop, looking as if it were driving across the skyline.

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It is not known how anyone managed to scale the spire in the latest incident, which is thought to be impossible to climb, to attach the hat. An identical hat was found stuck to the cupola roof of nearby Clare College.

"In my experience the spire of the Gate of Humility can not be climbed, although if there's a similar hat at Clare's it suggests someone has scaled the buildings," said one student.

"A possibility is that someone has accessed the spire from inside the college."

Witnesses said the operation to remove the hat involved closing part of the nearby road, leading to traffic tailbacks.

A spokesman for the University of Cambridge said it was aware that three fire brigade vehicles were involved in the operation to remove the hat but declined

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: badsanta; highereducation; humorlessdems; prank

1 posted on 11/30/2008 5:06:23 PM PST by bruinbirdman
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To: bruinbirdman

It should have been removed by a private contractor on monday wtf is going on with this country


2 posted on 11/30/2008 5:07:55 PM PST by al baby (Hi mom Honkeys for Mc Cain Palin)
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To: bruinbirdman

Pardon my stupidity, but why was a hat a safety hazard?


3 posted on 11/30/2008 5:10:00 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: bruinbirdman
the joke was lost on authorities who had it removed because it was a risk to health and safety.

???

4 posted on 11/30/2008 5:11:10 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: al baby

This is Cambridge. Intellectuals are not known for their wisdom.


5 posted on 11/30/2008 5:11:47 PM PST by Balding_Eagle (If America falls, darkness will cover the face of the earth for a thousand years.)
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To: rdl6989

Health and safety my A$$.

Bruised pride is more like it.


6 posted on 11/30/2008 5:12:02 PM PST by xcamel (The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
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To: rdl6989
Pardon my stupidity, but why was a hat a safety hazard?

Risk of offending Islamic terrorists? ...

7 posted on 11/30/2008 5:12:45 PM PST by TexGuy (If it has the slimmest of chances of being considered sarcasm ... IT IS!)
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To: bruinbirdman
This is insane overreaction from the authorities.

Hat wasn't going to hurt anyone and would eventually blow off.

College alpinists have been scaling "impossible" routes on buildings at Oxford and Cambridge since forever.

Wish they'd use a little bit of that concern and manpower on the jihadists in the mosques who are training to torture and murder Americans, Britons, Jews, and other westerners. But I guess that's too risky.

8 posted on 11/30/2008 5:13:47 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse (TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary - recess appointment))
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To: al baby

man my comprehension is bad today its across the pond not here but still


9 posted on 11/30/2008 5:13:54 PM PST by al baby (Hi mom Honkeys for Mc Cain Palin)
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To: bruinbirdman

They is smart up there I tell ya.


10 posted on 11/30/2008 5:13:59 PM PST by unixfox (The 13th Amendment Abolished Slavery, The 16th Amendment Reinstated It !)
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To: bruinbirdman

There will always be an England.


11 posted on 11/30/2008 5:19:38 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: Balding_Eagle
"This is Cambridge. Intellectuals are not known for their wisdom."

"Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without education. Education enables a man to get along without the use of his intelligence." – Albert Edward Wiggin
12 posted on 11/30/2008 5:23:04 PM PST by FrankR (A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt dangerous.- Alfred Adler)
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To: bruinbirdman
"In my experience the spire of the Gate of Humility can not be climbed

One of my ex-girlfriends had a Gate of Humility, and no man could climb that spire either.

13 posted on 11/30/2008 5:23:24 PM PST by TheWasteLand
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To: bruinbirdman

Baloon - three people and guide lines - some kind of release mech. - Done!


14 posted on 11/30/2008 5:25:26 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: TexGuy

“Risk of offending Islamic terrorists?”

All the better, when they show their faces, ki em!


15 posted on 11/30/2008 5:33:01 PM PST by dalereed
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To: bruinbirdman; DainBramage; sit-rep; Squantos
"Chief, I didn't order 'Haz-Mat'! I said....


16 posted on 11/30/2008 5:34:29 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Free Brightside. And re-free Lazamataz.)
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To: hinckley buzzard

Keep in mind that this is the same city that shut itself down because someone left a couple of Lite-Brites featuring a crude gesture around town.


17 posted on 11/30/2008 5:39:57 PM PST by bobjam
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To: rdl6989

Is that a wire running to it?


18 posted on 11/30/2008 5:40:45 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: bruinbirdman

OMG. Oxford/Cambridge professors live in a ‘microcosm’. I’m so glad ONE of them is ‘real’. Refreshing!


19 posted on 11/30/2008 6:06:14 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: AppyPappy

Probably a ground wire for a lightening rod.


20 posted on 11/30/2008 6:11:44 PM PST by wrench
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

This is what it is like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLKS0XGRYi8&feature=related


21 posted on 11/30/2008 6:22:01 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: bruinbirdman; xcamel
The culprit remains a mystery, but it is thought to be a student playing a practical joke following an end-of-term night out.

Bruised pride is more like it.

The real joke is the response.

Truth be known, the real reason wasn't "health & safety"; nor even bruised administerial pride, but it was (GASP!) a public reminder, even if secular, of CHRISTMAS!

Come to think of it, rioting Muslims masses would be a threat to "health & safety".

22 posted on 11/30/2008 7:19:10 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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To: TexGuy

Didn’t the blind sheik wear a santa cap?


23 posted on 11/30/2008 7:19:10 PM PST by dangerdoc (dangerdoc (not actually dangerous any more))
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To: bruinbirdman
When a Santa hat was placed on a spire at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, the joke was lost on authorities who had it removed because it was a risk to health and safety.

*snort* Just whose health and safety was being threatened by it?

24 posted on 11/30/2008 7:19:15 PM PST by SuziQ
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