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Caption D.C. Clowns
Yahoo News ^ | 12/2/08 | none

Posted on 12/03/2008 6:14:05 PM PST by Sig Sauer P220


























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1 posted on 12/03/2008 6:14:05 PM PST by Sig Sauer P220
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To: Sig Sauer P220

"Oops. I tooted."
2 posted on 12/03/2008 6:16:28 PM PST by Texas Eagle ("Vote Obama, Get Clinton...Quick change artist "-- fishhound 11/28/08)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

You can take GWB out of your clown list.


3 posted on 12/03/2008 6:17:06 PM PST by Senator Goldwater
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To: Sig Sauer P220

Nacy Pelosi demonstrating how to properly revere the President Elect...

4 posted on 12/03/2008 6:17:52 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

"Whatchoo talkin'bout, Weezie?"
5 posted on 12/03/2008 6:18:06 PM PST by Texas Eagle ("Vote Obama, Get Clinton...Quick change artist "-- fishhound 11/28/08)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

I can see the Hope and Change from here!
6 posted on 12/03/2008 6:19:07 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

"...open the church and here's all the peop...arrrrgh!...I always screw that part up. Let me start again..."
7 posted on 12/03/2008 6:19:39 PM PST by Texas Eagle ("Vote Obama, Get Clinton...Quick change artist "-- fishhound 11/28/08)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

...and I think I just sat in something.
8 posted on 12/03/2008 6:20:21 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Senator Goldwater
You can take GWB out of your clown list.

Agreed. I may not have his supported every policy, but he stood behind our military and I am forever grateful. Nor did he run the White House like a criminal enterprise as did his predecessors.

9 posted on 12/03/2008 6:21:44 PM PST by Bahbah (Typical white person-Snow white)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

You have to admit. I look better behind this cheezy podium than does Barry

10 posted on 12/03/2008 6:21:47 PM PST by llevrok (Feral Conservative)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

"Everybody look! I can walk like Nathan Lane in The Birdcage"

11 posted on 12/03/2008 6:21:55 PM PST by Onelifetogive (I'm gonna drop talk radio in favor of some audio books. Gotta lower my blood pressure.)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

Stuck in the Middle With You

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do,
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I’m all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
‘Cause I don’t think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.


12 posted on 12/03/2008 6:22:06 PM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

"Uhhhhhhhh....ehhhhhhhh.....aaaaaaaaaa.......errrrrrr.....that is to say......ahhhhhhh.....ummmmmmmmmm...."
13 posted on 12/03/2008 6:22:17 PM PST by Texas Eagle ("Vote Obama, Get Clinton...Quick change artist "-- fishhound 11/28/08)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

♪ I feel pretty,
oh so pretty... ♫

14 posted on 12/03/2008 6:22:37 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

Pelosi recently asked her plastic surgeon if he could take another 10 or 20 years off her appearance. This picture was snapped right after he replied” That depends on whether you want hair on your chest or a goatee.”


15 posted on 12/03/2008 6:23:11 PM PST by csmusaret (I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than have a brother in the US Congress.)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

What the hell is “The Office of the President Elect”?


16 posted on 12/03/2008 6:23:56 PM PST by traditional1 ("The American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery")
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To: Sig Sauer P220

One day, President Clinton asked me to play find the weasel under his desk. This is how I looked when I found "it"

17 posted on 12/03/2008 6:24:28 PM PST by llevrok (Feral Conservative)
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To: Sig Sauer P220
Zer0:

“Ahmed, I'm surrounded by all these A-Holes.
Call my friend Bill Ayers immediately; I need guidance!”

18 posted on 12/03/2008 6:24:52 PM PST by aShepard (When will Hitlery board AF3 to take her to her friends in the Middle East??)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

Attention White House Press Corps:
Do not photograph persons of color against backlighting.



Perp walk.

19 posted on 12/03/2008 6:25:06 PM PST by Albion Wilde ("Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." --Thomas Mann)
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To: traditional1
Don't you read the Constitution?

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...of Kenya!

20 posted on 12/03/2008 6:25:55 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

"Ebony & Ugly..."

21 posted on 12/03/2008 6:26:16 PM PST by swordfishtrombone
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To: Sig Sauer P220

(together) "I think I'll put the knife right here"...

22 posted on 12/03/2008 6:28:27 PM PST by null and void (Hey 0bama? There will be a pop quiz every day for the next four years...miss a question, people die.)
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To: OneWingedShark

23 posted on 12/03/2008 6:28:36 PM PST by EternalVigilance (AIPNEWS.com - America's Independent Party: "Peace through superior firepower!")
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To: Sig Sauer P220; greyfoxx39

Why yes, I am an avid supporter of the pork industry.

NM Ping (ok, really a King Bill ping...)

24 posted on 12/03/2008 6:29:20 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Sig Sauer P220
"In 8 years, I was a real conservative for about this long."
25 posted on 12/03/2008 6:31:23 PM PST by FLcitizen
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To: EternalVigilance

> So, I heard you hate clowns!

Only the political ones.


26 posted on 12/03/2008 6:32:58 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

"Hey, I really miss your beard, baby!"

27 posted on 12/03/2008 6:33:16 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Texas Eagle

ROFLMAO!!


28 posted on 12/03/2008 6:33:44 PM PST by Past Your Eyes (All points of view tolerated...as long as they agree with mine.)
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To: Texas Eagle

LOL!


29 posted on 12/03/2008 6:35:54 PM PST by smokingfrog (Buy'em cheap. Bury them deep.)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

Remember Ron Brown? He was Commerce Secretary once, too.

30 posted on 12/03/2008 6:35:56 PM PST by Past Your Eyes (All points of view tolerated...as long as they agree with mine.)
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To: Sig Sauer P220
DUMB

AND

DUMBER

31 posted on 12/03/2008 6:36:37 PM PST by RoadKingSE (How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash?)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

  Damn! I can't whistle anymore. Too much Botox!

32 posted on 12/03/2008 6:37:55 PM PST by smokingfrog (Buy'em cheap. Bury them deep.)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

"It may not be my office but at least I got the chance to stand in front of the sign and pretend..."

33 posted on 12/03/2008 6:39:06 PM PST by raybbr
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To: Sig Sauer P220

Richardson's new beard

34 posted on 12/03/2008 6:41:20 PM PST by EternalVigilance (AIPNEWS.com - America's Independent Party: "Peace through superior firepower!")
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To: Sig Sauer P220

is it me or are nancy and hillary sucking a lot of litter lemons of late?


35 posted on 12/03/2008 6:41:40 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed)
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bitter lemons


36 posted on 12/03/2008 6:42:02 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed)
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To: Texas Eagle

The way that womyn purses her lips, it’s simply amazing she’s given birth to five children.


37 posted on 12/03/2008 6:43:53 PM PST by ErnBatavia ("Zero"..STILL using that stupid "Office of President Elect" podium....)
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To: Sig Sauer P220
my precious!!!! agh!
38 posted on 12/03/2008 6:45:00 PM PST by Ancient Drive (will)
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To: NormsRevenge

Glad you clarified—I was wondering what a “litter lemon” is—LOL!


39 posted on 12/03/2008 6:45:46 PM PST by basil (Support the 2nd Amendment--buy another gun today)
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To: traditional1

You got me. I haven’t got a clue.


40 posted on 12/03/2008 6:47:03 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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To: Sig Sauer P220


"And with all the money we're going to steal from you, I'll finally be able to afford a more believable hairpiece! Hope and change baby! Yeah!"

41 posted on 12/03/2008 6:48:36 PM PST by ItsOurTimeNow ("But there were some who resisted...")
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To: basil

a furball that comes out the other end. ;-)


42 posted on 12/03/2008 7:11:13 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

Take President Bush out of your clown list. We’ll be lucky to see a president who loves this country as much as George Bush does for several more generations, if ever once 0bama turns this country in the Socialist Union of America.


43 posted on 12/03/2008 7:30:08 PM PST by kitkat (THE DAY WE LOSE OUR WILL TO FIGHT WILL BE THE DAY WE LOSE OUR FREEDOM.)
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To: swordfishtrombone

Book em’, Danno!


44 posted on 12/03/2008 7:35:06 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: kitkat
Take President Bush out of your clown list. We’ll be lucky to see a president who loves this country as much as George Bush does for several more generations, if ever once 0bama turns this country in the Socialist Union of America.

I'm with you on this one kitkat.

45 posted on 12/03/2008 8:10:30 PM PST by Wonderama Mama (Socialism is great until you run out of someone elses money - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: Texas Eagle

Opps! That one reminds me of how we just spent a few trillion: silent but deadly!


46 posted on 12/03/2008 8:31:23 PM PST by Nateman (In a world without walls, who needs Windows?)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

...and on a clear day I still can't see the end of federal bailouts!


47 posted on 12/03/2008 8:36:47 PM PST by Nateman
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To: NormsRevenge
Cut that out!

ROTFL!

48 posted on 12/03/2008 8:56:42 PM PST by basil (Support the 2nd Amendment--buy another gun today)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

... verily the question upset the Obamessiah so in his righteous anger he dissolved the blasphemer.


49 posted on 12/03/2008 9:04:37 PM PST by Nateman
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To: Sig Sauer P220
hillphoto
50 posted on 12/03/2008 9:35:37 PM PST by Nateman (Worth a second look.)
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