In May, 1889 a Dihydrogen Monoxide container in Johnstown, PA burst open releasing the stuff into the city, and killing over 2,000 in a matter of hours....
...I just don't understand why the government hasn't banned this dangerous substance!
Ah, that evil pollutant and primary greenhouse gas, dihydrogen monoxide?
Im addicted to dihydrogen monoxide. Once I went 4 minutes without it but just barely survived. Its all in my lungs now....
“Ah, that evil pollutant and primary greenhouse gas, dihydrogen monoxide?”
Don’t forget it directly kills people every day, can be fatal if less than a tablespoon full is inhaled, is a major component of Evil Cheney Torture(tm), and can cause coma or death if too much is consumed internally!
Obviously very nasty stuff. Almost as bad as Republicans.
(The above is sarcastic. I’m sorry if this notice was actually required.)
In May, 1889 a Dihydrogen Monoxide container in Johnstown, PA burst open releasing the stuff into the city, and killing over 2,000 in a matter of hours....
...I just don't understand why the government hasn't banned this dangerous substance!