In my world there would be a great deal of discussion of lasses no longer shaped like pencils, and what's a hapless lad to do?
In real life I've never had to beat the lasses off with a stick, but in this class I would have to explain the monumental disappointment the women would experience if I kept my affinity to myself. It just wouldn't be right to do that to the fairer among us.
When it came to STD, I'd say ALL women would agree that I am worth the risk.
Is it possible that even in small Wisconsin towns home schooling is the only thing?
Especially in small Wisconsin towns. They think they can get away with all kinds of looney stuff. Madison types think they need to bring the "hicks" up to speed.