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To: dblshot; Allegra
"Great, just what we need, more freaking Californians packing up and heading to Texas."

Dear Californian looking to move,
Texas is a hot hell hole filled with bitter clingers holding on to their guns while driving wildly on highways, shooting up the place. There are 10 to 20 gun fights a day for every square mile in Texas. There are 10 bibles for every citizen here (required). Tofu is illegal here in Texas. Butt-%$#ing at bus stops are also illegal.

The only reason I live here is that it is a penance for all of my past sins.

Please, do yourself a favor and DON'T move to Texas.

15 posted on 12/11/2008 7:54:08 AM PST by lormand
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To: lormand
Please, do yourself a favor and DON'T move to Texas.

Heh,heh. Born in New Mexico, raised in Texas and Arizona. I like 'em all just fine, thank you very much. But I tell all my California Liberal friends who want to move to consider Chile and Argentina instead ;)

38 posted on 12/11/2008 8:11:10 AM PST by no-s
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