Fire Sale on All McCain-Palin Campaign Equipment

The Washington Post - The Sleuth ^ | 2008-12-10 | Mary Ann Akers

[rabscuttle385]

Run, don't walk, to John McCain's 2008 presidential campaign headquarters in Arlington, Va., for an amazing Blowout Sale! Computers, blackberries, televisions, desks, you name it - everything must go. Hurry while the offer lasts!

That's right, the failed McCain-Palin campaign is having a fire sale this week on leftover equipment. Everything is on sale at reduced prices. An email sent over the weekend to all campaign staff, which was subsequently forwarded to the Sleuth, reads:

"Starting Monday December 8, 2008 the prices will be slashed to 36% of the original price for furniture, office supplies, blackberries, and many campaign computers. This is a great opportunity to own a piece of history, finish your Christmas shopping, or simply replace your old laptop."

[rabscuttle385]

Well, it could be worse, especially after Blagojevich was caught trying to sell Obama's former Senate seat.

[rabscuttle385]

Run, don't walk, to John McCain's 2008 presidential campaign headquarters in Arlington, Va., for an amazing Blowout Sale! Computers, blackberries, televisions, desks, you name it - everything must go. Hurry while the offer lasts!

OMG. It's the McCainiac mugwhores' last chance!

[Red Badger]

Haven’t these people ever heard of eBay?................oh, that’s right, John McCain doesn’t do computers........

[JenB987]

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a creepy cardboard cutout of John McCain...

[maineman]

I’ll give ‘em $5.25 for the whole lot of sh*t.

[dead]

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a creepy cardboard cutout of John McCain...

How much for the blow-up Palin dolls?

[Frantzie]

Shame RINO amnesty McCain did not stay at his ranch in Sedona and let real Republicans run like Fred, Duncan Hunter or even lesser RINOs like Mitt/Rudy.

[KarlInOhio]

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a creepy cardboard cutout of John McCain...

Can I give it a beer and grope it like those Obamanuts were doing with a Hillary cutout?

[ScottinVA]

“Nothing says Merry Christmas like a creepy cardboard cutout of John McCain...”

But a cardboard cutout of Sarah... I’ll take two! ;-)

[Jen]

I wonder if Obama/Biden are doing the same thing. I’d love to have a bunch of Obama/Biden yard signs for a, uhhhhh, “special project.”

(Target practice at the range! LOL. Last weekend at the range, hubby and I saw an Obama/Biden yard sign that someone had applied targets to on the back. It was all full of holes. Such a beautiful sight. Sure wish I had taken a photo.)

[Cicero]

Rather different from the treatment the press gave Al Bore after he lost. You can just hear the glee in her voice. Not that McCain doesn’t deserve it.

[dforest]

ROTFL. Juan can sell them to that lady out in California that opened up a shop where you can break all kinds of things to make yourself feel better.

Now me, or maybe you, yes definitly you, would opt to just throw Juan at the wall!

[rabscuttle385]

Now me, or maybe you, yes definitly you, would opt to just throw Juan at the wall!

At the wall? Hell no. Under a bus, maybe.

[dead]

Rather different from the treatment the press gave Al Bore after he lost.

• McCain ran a "failed" presidential campaign.
  
• Al Gore ran a noble, classy and ultimately stolen campaign to the detriment of the whole earth.
  
• The American electorate "failed" John Kerry's campaign, being too insipid to note and reward the stellar intellect of the Europeanesque giant, with the patrician good looks.

[rabscuttle385]

McCain has already sold his soul to the Demonrats, so why bother...

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[JimRed]

Target of opportunity for the left. Buy some McCain computers, put some really bad stuff on them, then call the T(Sl)imes!

[wildandcrazyrussian]

That’s wierd that they are practically giving stuff away now, when during the campaign there were literally no resources available from them to provide basic campaign materials, and our little county party here had to actually buy the McCain/Palin yard signs that people put in their yards (as well as bumper stickers). What a way to run against someone who raised $750,000,000.

[Vigilanteman]

Shame RINO amnesty McCain did not stay at his ranch in Sedona and let real Republicans run like Fred, Duncan Hunter or even lesser RINOs like Mitt/Rudy.

Yep! Either Mitt or Rudy would have at least punched back. McCain's debate performance was pathetic. As was his scurry back to Washington to vote to bail out the banks while ObaMao was allowed to abstain. Sarah was the only thing that kept this election from being a bigger blow-out than it was.

I still content McCain did not really want to be president. He just wanted to make sure no conservative, or even a lesser RINO got the opportunity.

[JackOfVA]

I have one you are welcome to ... got up one morning and found that someone had removed our McCain/Palin yard sign and replaced it with a Zero sign.

Jack

[Sarajevo]

How much for the blow-up Palin dolls?

I'll see your bid and raise it 25 cents;-)