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New Capitol display sought with Santa "hell" warning (BARF ALERT!)
The Seattle Times ^ | December 10, 2008 | Brad Shannon

Posted on 12/11/2008 3:55:59 PM PST by Ptarmigan

A Kansas-based church that has blamed deaths in Iraq on U.S. tolerance of homosexuality has asked Gov. Christine Gregoire's office to approve a "Santa Claus will take you to hell" message to display among other religious statements in the Capitol's third-floor hallway.

(Excerpt) Read more at seattletimes.nwsource.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Kansas; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: agitprop; algoresfriendphelps; democrat; dnctalkingpoints; fredphelps; gaystapotactics; goebbelswouldbeproud; liberalbigot; phelpscult; phonychristian; religiousleft; santaclaus; stalinisttactics; thebiglie; wbc; westboro
Fred Phelps is at it again!!!! Santa Claus taking people to Hell????????
1 posted on 12/11/2008 3:56:00 PM PST by Ptarmigan
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To: Ptarmigan

Santa Clause Is Coming to Hell!

Sounds like a bad Christmas time horror movie.


2 posted on 12/11/2008 3:58:27 PM PST by RatsDawg
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To: Ptarmigan

It’s about as funny as that Festivus sign which was a Seinfeld fake holiday ....


3 posted on 12/11/2008 3:58:27 PM PST by SkyDancer ("Talent Without Ambition Is Sad, Ambition Without Talent Is Worse")
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To: Ptarmigan

From the song:

“So get this fact straight: you’re feeling God’s hate, Santa’s to blame for the economy’s fate...”

Santa is to blame for the economy now?


4 posted on 12/11/2008 4:01:33 PM PST by RatsDawg
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To: Ptarmigan
Freddy better watch it. I have it on good authority that the Big Fella packs heat......


5 posted on 12/11/2008 4:01:50 PM PST by Emperor Palpatine ("I love democracy. I love Free Republic")
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To: Ptarmigan
It's a personal thing with Fred. He knows Santa is taking him and is children to Hell. He just wants us to think the rest of us are going there too.

Alas for Fred, Santa will not linger there ~ he'll be right back.

Almost forgot, Santa will be dispatching Christine Gregoire to Hell as well. She was a bad girl this year ~ a very bad girl.

6 posted on 12/11/2008 4:02:35 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: Ptarmigan
People should remember Santa Claus' original name St. Nicholas


You can find more information on the man who became Santa Claus here http://www.stnicholassociety.com/Office/

7 posted on 12/11/2008 4:04:22 PM PST by jmcenanly
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To: RatsDawg

Funny thing is there is no reference to gays, the people he despises. I have noticed that Phelps seems to somewhat tone down his anti-gay rhetoric and focus more on soldiers and Catholic priests.


8 posted on 12/11/2008 4:05:09 PM PST by Ptarmigan (God Hates Bunnies. God Loves Ptarmigans)
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To: Ptarmigan
Straight to Hell .......With Santa Baby
9 posted on 12/11/2008 4:06:34 PM PST by Dallas59 (Not My President)
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To: muawiyah

Fred knows deep down that he is going to Hell, along with his wacked out toadies. He just needs to come out of the closet.


10 posted on 12/11/2008 4:06:40 PM PST by Ptarmigan (God Hates Bunnies. God Loves Ptarmigans)
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To: Ptarmigan

I love it!

Fill up the capital building with this stuff ... can’t have enough. Let every ‘group’ have its say until the Capitol Building is so stuffed they can’t move in an out of there.

Bring it on!


11 posted on 12/11/2008 4:10:56 PM PST by Lorianne
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To: Ptarmigan
It takes some time to find any of the elusive Sumerian reindeer carvings currently in the internet, but it doesn't take much time at all to find Santa Claus figures.  So, let's start with these:

Early Santa like figures made by Sumerians:

Notice the BLUE EYES on this Sumerian Santa figure:

Definitely a Sumerian Santa figure ~ with his hat off:

A jolly old (REALLY OLD) Elf:

 

12 posted on 12/11/2008 4:17:10 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: Ptarmigan

[with apologies to Dr. Seuss, though I think he’d appreciate the update...cue Thurl Ravenscroft:]

You’re a mean one, Mr. Phelps,
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel,
Mr. Phelps...

You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You’re a monster, Mr. Phelps,
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Phelps...

I wouldn’t touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You’re a vile one, Mr. Phelps,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Phelps...

Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile.

You’re a foul one, Mr. Phelps,
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Phelps...

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”

You’re a rotter, Mr. Phelps,
You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your heart’s a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Phelps...

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Phelps.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Phelps...

You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.


13 posted on 12/11/2008 4:17:46 PM PST by RichInOC (Obama/Biden '08: "We Are Not Ruled By Murderers, But Only--By Their Friends."--Rudyard Kipling)
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To: jmcenanly

There’s a far more ancient figure presently used to represent Santa Claus. Not to detract from St. Nicholas, but the patron saint of the original Cargo Cult has been around since the Ice Age at least, and maybe longer.


14 posted on 12/11/2008 4:19:13 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: Lorianne

What was it we learned from “The Incredibles?” ‘When everyone is special. . . no one is.’


15 posted on 12/11/2008 4:36:39 PM PST by Marie2 (Everything the left does has the effect and intent of destroying the traditional family.)
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To: Ptarmigan

I’m petitioning to put up a “Fred Phelps will take you to hell” display.


16 posted on 12/11/2008 4:37:21 PM PST by Marie2 (Everything the left does has the effect and intent of destroying the traditional family.)
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To: Ptarmigan

The Pravda Media is telling untruths again. Why play up the homosexuality issue when the Phelps family cult has also been good vocal Democrats against the war in Iraq?

Fred Phelps has run for office as a Democrat several times and was formerly officially recognized as a friend of Al Gore.

This phony Christian sect has been used to slur the Christian conservative stance against the homosexual agenda long enough. I’m calling Bullstalin on this Democrat fool.


17 posted on 12/11/2008 4:56:25 PM PST by weegee (Sec. of State Clinton. What kind of change is it to keep the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton Oligarchy?)
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To: weegee

I read that they even opened their compound up to Al Gore. They later turned on him. They were even invited to attend Clinton’s inauguration ball in 1993. WBC is a not Christian but refer to themselves as Tachmonites.


18 posted on 12/11/2008 6:13:57 PM PST by Ptarmigan (God Hates Bunnies. God Loves Ptarmigans)
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To: Marie2
Hey if Santa Claus is taking everyone to Hell, I rather be in Hell than be with those scumbags in Heaven. He's the same nutcase that said 9/11 victims, American soldiers who die, Fred Rogers "Mr. Rogers", Tony Snow, Ronald Reagan, Billy Graham, and Pope John Paul II were going to Hell because they were "fags", "dykes", "fag enablers", and "fag lovers". They even went as far as blaming Mr. Rogers for causing 9/11. Anyways, Phelps and his toadies are the ones going to Hell.

Fred Phelps-Mr. Rogers Caused The Space Shuttle Disaster
19 posted on 12/11/2008 9:24:40 PM PST by Ptarmigan (God Hates Bunnies. God Loves Ptarmigans)
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To: Ptarmigan

Mr. Phelps isn’t in charge of deciding who goes to heaven OR hell. Thankfully.


20 posted on 12/11/2008 10:49:44 PM PST by Marie2 (Everything the left does has the effect and intent of destroying the traditional family.)
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To: Marie2

Of course not. Well, he only thinks that because he knows he is going straight to Hell.


21 posted on 12/12/2008 11:01:59 AM PST by Ptarmigan (God Hates Bunnies. God Loves Ptarmigans)
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To: Ptarmigan; All

I just heard the Phil Hendrie show—and no, this isn’t a parody bit—and he said the Phelps gang is a troupe of
improv actors who do “urban guerilla theatre”. They want attention and get it by making outrageous sayings and they
don’t “break character”...


22 posted on 12/18/2008 1:12:43 AM PST by raccoonradio
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