Posted on 12/17/2008 8:13:03 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hump day pings
Listening to defense of Caroline Kennedy...”She’s a lawyer, she’s an author...etc.”
Well Danielle Steele is an author, I don’t want her in the Senate...and there are tons of lawyers I don’t want with a 500 mile radius of the capital..(although some of them already made their way there. ugh)
She donates to charity...well I gave my change to the Salvation Army yesterday, does this qualify me for the Senate???
If they were that hard on GOVERNOR Palin; Caroline Kennedy should have the same scrutiny of her “experience”.
Maker of Good Eats is in the tepee.
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
TFTP...hoping Rush is back, or that Mark Davis is NOT subbing for Rush today, and never subs for him again.
Pong...
And hopefully Limbaugh will get to something else that’s been ticking me off: Anyone asking if any House and/or Senate members ran interference for Bernie Madoff with the SEC? Inquiring minds want to know. Madoff wouldn’t’ve made all those political contributions fer nuthin’.
Rush should return to the fruited plain today! No fillers or additives.
As far as I know, Rush is back today.
I wonder if Rush got all the negative feedback re: Mark Davis. Blech. I don’t think I’ve read a single positive comment about him. *L*
ROTFLMAO....There is a caller on Chris Plante’s show, saying we need to get on message re: Caroline Kennedy, and the message is “not to attack someone’s qualifications”...Oh..I’m sorry, where were you and Colon Bowell when Governor Palin’s qualifications were being raped by the media.
Gosh, you must think that there's a bunch of people called Journalist around to go and do that sort of thing.
(Spit on the ground and walk away)
Agreed. I think we are unanimous on that issue.
That was my sneaking suspicion. Similar writing styles at least.
Is Rush back today?
If you don’t mind me asking, what is the trolls new name?
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