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Something else for Al Gore to worry about (Days are getting shorter? Pole reversal crisis?)
American Thinker ^
| 12/19/08
| Richard Strimple
Posted on 12/19/2008 2:26:42 PM PST by Libloather
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This must be stopped...
To: Libloather
It would be funny to see if we can get this to take off.. create a new meme, time recession.. proof of man destroying the time/space continuum.
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posted on
12/19/2008 2:30:14 PM PST
by
mnehring
(Happy Holy-Days!)
To: Libloather
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posted on
12/19/2008 2:30:20 PM PST
by
jessduntno
(Barack - Kenyan for "High Wind, Big Thunder, No Rain")
To: Libloather
I think it can as long as we all say “Klatu Barekto Neckto” together or at least something similar.
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posted on
12/19/2008 2:31:56 PM PST
by
LauraJean
(sometimes I win sometimes I donate to the equine benevolent society)
To: Libloather
I tuned in when Rush was talking about this and wondered what the heck was going on? Thanks.
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posted on
12/19/2008 2:32:33 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
To: LauraJean
“Call to Barack’s Necktie”?
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posted on
12/19/2008 2:33:44 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
To: Libloather
Between the days getting shorter and the over abundance of that toxic liquid dihydrogenoxygen ( nasty lethal killer that it is) we are all doomed.
To: Libloather
It’s George W. Bush’s fault!!!
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posted on
12/19/2008 2:35:09 PM PST
by
jws3sticks
(Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime time, and the sooner the better!)
To: Libloather
That's nothing. Try charting the average daily temperatures and correlate that to your hours of daylight.
Before you know it, the world will freeze solid.
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posted on
12/19/2008 2:35:53 PM PST
by
El Sordo
To: Libloather
To: Libloather
Oh that's easy to fix, just set the clocks ahead, or change the number of minutes/hours in a day.
Problem solved!
To: Libloather; Genesis defender; proud_yank; FrPR; enough_idiocy; Desdemona; rdl6989; Little Bill; ...
To: Libloather
That's nothing. I have proof that every human being begins using virtually no external resources. Then, like clock work, they grow and begin to consume external resources and generate carbon dioxide. Their mass increases exponentially, and they continue to consume natural resources and generate carbon dioxide for approximately 75 years (on average). Then, inexplicably, their consumption ceases.
This needs significant investigation, to be funded by more significant grants and taxes.
To: mnehrling; jessduntno; the long march; jws3sticks; El Sordo; AFreeBird; steelyourfaith; ...
It would be funny to see if we can get this to take off.. create a new meme, time recession.. proof of man destroying the time/space continuum....we are all doomed.
Before you know it, the world will freeze solid.
It's already in the works. Earth's poles long overdue for reversal
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posted on
12/19/2008 2:47:55 PM PST
by
Libloather
(December is Liberal, Leftist, Marxist Awareness Month.)
To: Libloather
I'm way ahead of all of y'all.
I've been working on the daylight loss problem (can't reveal how or with what), and a solution is due in three days, guaranteed.
Keep taking your measurements, and if the days don't start getting longer again by Monday, 12/22, I'll gladly refund whatever money you sent me.
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posted on
12/19/2008 2:54:00 PM PST
by
meadsjn
(Socialists promote neighbors selling out their neighbors; Free Traitors promote just the opposite.)
To: sionnsar
I was quoting the move The Day the Earth Stood Still. That was the phrase to keep the robot Gort from going on a rampage.
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posted on
12/19/2008 2:56:57 PM PST
by
LauraJean
(sometimes I win sometimes I donate to the equine benevolent society)
To: AFreeBird
“Oh that's easy to fix, just set the clocks ahead, or change the number of minutes/hours in a day.”
Oh! but it not just the minutes that are leaking into the southern hemisphere, it is the daylight that is going with the minutes. We will be in total darkness and no time left to fix the problems. Can the Southern hemisphere find place to store that much extra sunlight? Will they want to sell it back to us, much like they do now with oil? I'm confused and very concerned. The time leakage will be especially had hit on the children. They will grow old faster in the northern hemisphere than in the southern, requiring them to taken on adult repsonsiblilities before they are ready; you know, at about age 35.
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posted on
12/19/2008 2:58:42 PM PST
by
dirtymac
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. Really! It's time; NOW)
To: Libloather
I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but I have detected a new crisis that I have named "the daylight change crisis". I first noticed it sometime around the end of June this year. I started paying attention and created computer models and sure enough I was right! We are losing daylight at an astonishing rate. Each day we are losing approximately 2 minutes of day light and my computer models predict total darkness by next July. This disturbing decrease in the amount of sunlight is undoubtedly caused by human beings, and their use of vehicles powered by internal combustion engines. I've noticed that the amount of sunlight seems to stay relatively stable throughout most of the day. Then, between the hours of 5 and 6:30 PM each afternoon, there is a marked increase in the number of vehicles on most major roads. At the same time, there is a steady decrease in sunlight, until we find ourselves once again in a state of darkness by early evening. Coincidence? I think not!
To: Libloather
Some “Daylight change deniers” claim that even though the days continue to shorten, they are shortening at a decreasing rate, and are expected to actually lengthen in the next few months.
However, the overwhelming scientific consensus is that this is just a short term reversal, and that in six months or so days will resume their shortening. A crash pogrom is required.
To: Libloather
Mr. Strimple would be flabbergasted to learn that here in Alaska, we are losing daylight at the rate of THIRTEEN minutes a day! We’re DOOOOOOMED!!
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posted on
12/19/2008 3:04:15 PM PST
by
redhead
(If you want real PEACE, work for PROSPERITY.)
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