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"What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
Reuters ^ | Wed Jan 9, 2008 10:23am EST | Chris Borowski,

Posted on 12/27/2008 7:59:14 AM PST by LibFreeUSA

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


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I wonder is 'she' asked the same thing.
1 posted on 12/27/2008 7:59:14 AM PST by LibFreeUSA
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To: LibFreeUSA

Reminds me of the song, “Do you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain....”


2 posted on 12/27/2008 8:04:31 AM PST by CitizenM ("An excuse is worse than an lie, because an excuse is a lie hidden." Pope John Paul, II)
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To: LibFreeUSA

They were made for each other.


3 posted on 12/27/2008 8:08:28 AM PST by Mark was here (The earth is bipolar.)
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To: CitizenM

post-Clinton version of the song, of course, that much more depraved...


4 posted on 12/27/2008 8:11:29 AM PST by ConservativeDude
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To: LibFreeUSA

So did he choose her, on move on down the line?


5 posted on 12/27/2008 8:13:22 AM PST by Senator Goldwater
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To: Senator Goldwater

In Poland? He got the union lass with the most seniority.


6 posted on 12/27/2008 8:15:51 AM PST by patton (+)
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To: LibFreeUSA

The story is like something out of O. Henry. /sarc


7 posted on 12/27/2008 8:28:45 AM PST by 6SJ7 (Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
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To: LibFreeUSA

Ya get 3 guesses honey.


8 posted on 12/27/2008 8:30:41 AM PST by Waco (Oath? What oath?)
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To: LibFreeUSA

this is a moraly inverted version of “The Gift of the Magi.”


9 posted on 12/27/2008 8:34:20 AM PST by Vaquero ( "an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: LibFreeUSA

The irony of this story is that the guy had been sleeping with a prostitute for free and didn’t even realize it....


10 posted on 12/27/2008 8:36:12 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Computer says No..... Carole Beer)
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To: LibFreeUSA

They should stay together, start their own business, like the klintons did.


11 posted on 12/27/2008 8:37:59 AM PST by Waco
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To: LibFreeUSA

The husband was delivering pizzas in order to earn extra Christmas money.


12 posted on 12/27/2008 8:38:00 AM PST by IbJensen (MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Next year: famine and communism!)
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To: IbJensen

Are brothels legal in Poland? I would think that they would not allow such depravity to flourish out in the open there. They are still a pretty religious country from what my father told me from his trip there five or six years ago.


13 posted on 12/27/2008 8:40:27 AM PST by Jack Black (ping can't be a tag line, can it?)
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To: IbJensen

Did he receive a family discount?
;-)


14 posted on 12/27/2008 8:43:09 AM PST by itsLUCKY2B (?Borders, Language, and Culture.?)
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To: LibFreeUSA

Mutually Assured Destruction ....marriage style. Both took each other out, and I have to say it is a fitting end (much better than when it is only one person being faithful while the other is running about ....it is fitting since both of them took the other out).


15 posted on 12/27/2008 8:48:15 AM PST by spetznaz (Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
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To: LibFreeUSA
"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,"

Imagine her dumbfoundedness !!

"Honey! .. Who's got the kids???"

16 posted on 12/27/2008 8:52:32 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: CitizenM
I thought of the very same song as soon as I saw it. However, I think this has more of an oldtime C&W tune. And I don't mean Gene Autry.
17 posted on 12/27/2008 8:59:27 AM PST by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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To: BallyBill

“I didn’t know God made Honky-tonk Angels”


18 posted on 12/27/2008 9:00:52 AM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Save America......... put out lots of wafarin (it's working))
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To: LibFreeUSA
Maybe he though his wife was earning extra money so he could visit hookers.

It's sad these two are getting divorced - they seem matched for each other.

19 posted on 12/27/2008 9:01:22 AM PST by GOPJ (GM's market value is a third of Bed, Bath and Beyond. Why is GM "too big to fail"? Steyn)
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To: Jack Black
Uh, brothels have flourished in Christian Europe for hundreds of years. There was even a convent in Venice several centuries ago that doubled as a brothel.
20 posted on 12/27/2008 9:03:12 AM PST by Clemenza (Red is the Color of Virility, Blue is the Color of Impotence)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
The irony of this story is that the guy had been sleeping with a prostitute for free and didn’t even realize it...

No, it just proves the veracity of York County, Pennsylvania DA H. Stanley Rebert's saying "We all pay for sex."

21 posted on 12/27/2008 9:06:48 AM PST by lightman (Red & Blue B. Hussein Obama posters make great kindling!)
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To: LibFreeUSA
"What are you doing here?" Sometimes even the well-known "best defense" fails.

I wonder is 'she' asked the same thing.

Oh she probably figured it out without his help.

22 posted on 12/27/2008 9:12:48 AM PST by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (Problem id'd, opinion keyed in...now, what will you DO about it?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

sling ping


23 posted on 12/27/2008 9:23:01 AM PST by Kevmo ( It's all over for this Country as a Constitutional Republic. ~Leo Donofrio, 12/14/08)
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To: LibFreeUSA
...The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported...

Because now that the wife knows that he is into paying for sex from hookers, she probably made him pay for it at home too.

24 posted on 12/27/2008 9:25:15 AM PST by Screaming_Gerbil (The light at the end of the tunnel could be an oncoming train...)
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LibFreeUSA


On his wedding day a young man of no particular ethnic persuasion, named Wiktor, asked his father what he needed to do on his honeymoon night. His father told Wiktor to place his most valuable possession where his bride takes a pee. The next morning, after a very restful night his his bride was puzzled to find a bowling ball in the toilet! (Insert laughter here.)

HAVE A COOL YULE
LibFreeUSA


25 posted on 12/27/2008 9:25:44 AM PST by I see my hands (_8(|)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Great observation! Worth repeating:

The irony of this story is that the guy had been sleeping with a prostitute for free and didn’t even realize it....

26 posted on 12/27/2008 9:27:41 AM PST by Screaming_Gerbil (The light at the end of the tunnel could be an oncoming train...)
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To: BallyBill

This story sounds like an urban legend. I remember a story like this from Berlin a few years ago. I also heard a version with a guy finding his daughter working as a prostitute in a similar way.


27 posted on 12/27/2008 9:30:24 AM PST by Dutch Boy
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To: LibFreeUSA

“What are you doing here?” Man says to wife in brothel.

Woman turns to Madam, “See, I told you he was stupid.”


28 posted on 12/27/2008 9:35:59 AM PST by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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To: LibFreeUSA

They were meant for each other.


29 posted on 12/27/2008 9:37:50 AM PST by popdonnelly (Don't lose sight of your conservative principles.)
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To: LibFreeUSA

Trollop. Perhaps he’ll find a decent, moral woman next time around.


30 posted on 12/27/2008 9:39:08 AM PST by Elpasser
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To: LibFreeUSA
Lord, I was checkin' out
And she was checkin' in
Yeah, yeah, yeah, (yeah)
(Oh yeah)
Oh, let me tell you people
I was checkin' out, um-hm
An my old lady was checkin' in
Oh Lord, have mercy!

(Don Covay)


31 posted on 12/27/2008 9:41:51 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Many come here to merely strike poses, posture and feel superior to others.)
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To: LibFreeUSA

Enough of these Polish jokes, please. I am sick and tired of these Gov. Blago jokes.


32 posted on 12/27/2008 10:00:52 AM PST by Ben Reyes (Palin 2012)
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To: Elpasser
Perhaps he’ll find a decent, moral woman next time around.

Where, in a brothel he frequents? Don't forget he was going to a brothel.

33 posted on 12/27/2008 10:04:56 AM PST by MaxMax (I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
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To: LibFreeUSA
Sounds like a Polish Legend to me.
34 posted on 12/27/2008 10:49:11 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors are the opium of the people.)
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To: LibFreeUSA

If the fellow is quick on his feet, he could just say that he heard that she was working there and he only came by to check for himself.

Of course, he might not be in the most agile frame of mind at that point...


35 posted on 12/27/2008 10:59:24 AM PST by gridlock (QUESTION AUTHORITY)
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To: LibFreeUSA

I would say this is definately a case of deserving each other!


36 posted on 12/27/2008 11:07:29 AM PST by chris_bdba
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To: LibFreeUSA
Let's see:
Wife has to work in brothel to earn extra money so husband can spend more time at brothels.
Got it.
37 posted on 12/27/2008 11:09:05 AM PST by Obamageddon (Birth certificate and college transcripts will be required for Federal employment, Mr. Soetero)
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To: LibFreeUSA; martin_fierro; xsmommy

Well, it's not like she was involved in Pole dancing....

38 posted on 12/27/2008 11:46:23 AM PST by mikrofon (Polski Pingski)
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To: Ben Reyes

Blago’s a Serb, not that the Serbs are thrilled about it.


39 posted on 12/27/2008 11:57:01 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Every few generations the really, really bad ideas come back around for another go."--Howard Tayler)
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To: LibFreeUSA; andy58-in-nh; xsmommy; mikrofon; A. Pole; lizol
Deja

Vu-ski

40 posted on 12/27/2008 12:07:46 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: LibFreeUSA

“What are you doing here?”

“Waiting for you. What took you so long, I’ve been here for months?”


41 posted on 12/27/2008 12:10:01 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for Necro-Americans.)
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To: Ben Reyes
Polish guy walks into a brothel and sees his wife among the employees. In shock, he asks, "What are you doing here?!"

Not missing a beat, she replies, "Contributing to the kids' college fund. And you?"

"Umm, . . . um . . . . So am I!"

42 posted on 12/27/2008 12:17:47 PM PST by Hunton Peck (Does the President Elect have any friends at all who are *not* psychopaths?)
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To: martin_fierro
I thought I'd heard that Polish joke before!

What do you call a mattress in a Warsaw whorehouse?

Poland Springs.

43 posted on 12/27/2008 1:45:15 PM PST by andy58-in-nh (Ronald Reagan had a vision of America. Barack Obama has a vision of Barack Obama.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Blago’s a Serb, not that the Serbs are thrilled about it.”

Well, ain’t that a (Blagojo)vich. Thanks for the correction, but I still think he is a joke.


44 posted on 12/27/2008 2:04:22 PM PST by Ben Reyes (Palin 2012)
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To: Ben Reyes
Thanks for the correction, but I still think he is a joke.

He's definitely a joke, just not a Polish joke.

45 posted on 12/27/2008 4:16:33 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Every few generations the really, really bad ideas come back around for another go."--Howard Tayler)
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To: Kevmo; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
When did Eliot Spitzer move to Poland?


46 posted on 12/27/2008 4:19:28 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Every few generations the really, really bad ideas come back around for another go."--Howard Tayler)
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To: LibFreeUSA

This is hilarious!


47 posted on 12/27/2008 4:21:11 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: LibFreeUSA; Slings and Arrows

At least she was working her fingers to the bone; he was just spending.

Had he been more thrifty and stayed home more, maybe she wouldn’t have needed a job.

At least now he knows why she wasn’t “in the mood” when she got home from work; and she knows why they could never seem to get ahead.

Instead of divorce, they should have just agreed to stay together, and cut out the middle men.


48 posted on 12/27/2008 4:47:32 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (If Liberalism doesn't kill me, I'll live 'till I die!)
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To: LibFreeUSA

I remember this story from Jan. of LAST year....


49 posted on 12/27/2008 6:59:12 PM PST by Danae (Amerikan Unity My Ass)
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To: LibFreeUSA
...the woman had been making some extra money on the side her back...

Fixed it.

That's funny, she's sneaking off to a brothel to make a few extra bucks and he's sneaking off to a brothel to spend them. Hopefully, she was taking in more then he was spending, either way, they're both screwed.

50 posted on 12/27/2008 7:29:36 PM PST by SC Swamp Fox (Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword: folding)
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