Skip to comments.Roland Burris Has Already Constructed His Terrifying Death Chamber
Posted on 12/30/2008 2:47:07 PM PST by BillyBoy
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
OH SO HE'S A PSYCHOPATH
Roland Burris Has Already Constructed His Terrifying Death Chamber
Wonkette grave-robbing operative Vasyl sends us this hilarious bit of information about your would-be new junior Senator from Illinois, Roland Dont Lynch Me Burris: Just so you know, that nice old black man who is set to become the next US Senator from Illinois is well prepared. He has already built a tombstone actually, more of a monument with all his accomplishments listed on it. Planning ahead, he has left extra space for additional accomplishments.
Also, Roland Burriss children? Theyre named Roland II and Rolanda. No joke. HMM
It appears that there is much to learn about this so-called Roland Burris. [Flickr]
Maybe this is Blago's way of appealing to one of the most important RAT constituencies: the cemetery votes.
Well, modesty is not one of his strong points....
If government was not such a serious business these clowns would be funny.
That’s planning ahead. I like it.
He must have paid for that before he realized wikipedia could post all his accomplishments for free.
Seriously, though, that ain't half as grand as some of our "burial chambers" in south Louisiana. :)
I hope his plane doesn’t crash over the middle of Lake Michigan and all his prep will be for naught
Haha Great design. The bereaved can sit and ponder how much dough he spent for that monument while sheltered from the rain.
What a guy. :)
If theyre gonna vote, they need a polling place. Thats no cemetery, it's a precinct.
The guy is a whack job, like everyone else that has crawled out of Obammy’s circle.
Maybe Roland can pose in front of his own tomb for photo ops before he leaves for D.C. ;-)
reading that glorified tombstone he built for himself tells me all I need to know about the man.
this morning I read that he was a Boy Scout and I thought...all right, that sounds good. this afternoon.....he is a total whacker....is it the water in Chicago or what?
Our Founding Fathers had to make do with simple headstones. Thomas Jefferson’s simply states that he wrote the Declaration of Independence and founded the University of Virginia. There is no mention of his being the third President of the United states or the first Secretary of State, or that he founded the Library of Congress.
Perhaps Mr Burris is worried that when the time comes for a monument to be raised to him, people may not think that he deserves one.
Maybe he thinks he is a Pharoh.
His monument to himself will pale in comparison to what he will do with the taxpayers money.
can anybody photoshop a toilet on that full view?
It was one profession Blacks couldn't be locked out of and sooner or later you meet everybody in that line of work, so some prominent African-American political families (the Fords of Tennesee, for example) have a funeral home somewhere in the family.
It's the same way with other ethnic groups involved in urban politics.
there is already a thread that the senate dems will refuse to seat him.......he better not have U.S. Senator engraved on there too soon.