During the month of January, men who grow out their facial hair. Exact reasons for this are unknown, yet theories have arose as it being in response to the high stress nature of the holiday season, thereby men resorting to mantastic facial hair to compensate for seeing their in-laws.
“Hank, looking good with the beard.” “It’s Manuary buddy, act accordingly.”
1. It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays.'
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers, see rule three.
5. It is OK to drive a gas-guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool except us.
7. Bring back the word 'stewardesses.'
8. Synchronized swimming is not a sport.
9. Mud wrestling is a sport.