Present Elect Obama Presser - LIVE THREAD

01/07/09

[TornadoAlley3]

on all cable news channels....to start in uh uh about 30 minutes.

[jennyjenny]

Thanks for the warning. I will now change to The Discovery Channel.

[TornadoAlley3]

http://www.federaltimes.com/federal-times-blog/2009/01/07/live-obama-to-announce-chief-performance-officer/

announcing his CPO:)

[AU72]

Like Clinton, unlike Bush you add 20 Obama minutes to any of his start times.

[LadyBuzz]

Think I’ll head for the Food Network....

[Red Badger]

My Prediction: He will say absolutely nothing of interest, but the press will have orgasms of delight...........

[TornadoAlley3]

White House “SWAT teams” — overseen by a chief performance officer — that will sweep into agencies to check whether program managers are meeting tough performance goals.

[TornadoAlley3]

Dodd doing just that on MSLSD, multiple times.

[Eye of Unk]

I’m watching something educational instead, Scooby Doo and the Boo Brothers.

[brytlea]

Exactly. I simply cannot listen to him.

[TomGuy]

And....

he will face “hard questioning” from the reporters, according to CNN.

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[Snicker]

At the first difficult question, he will end the presser and walk off the stage. After all, we only have “one president at a time.”

[roses of sharon]

The commie press will be delighted at the newly created post...of course she will need a staff....and her staff will need a staff....and her staff’s staff will need a staff...who will then need lawyers who will need staff....

[NoDRodee]

He needed week to load other’s words into the telepromter

[mort56]

Like Clinton, unlike Bush you add 20 Obama minutes to any of his start times.

This has been true so far. It just goes to show how little respect these Democrats really have for people. They believe their time is far more valuable than those around them. Say what you will about President Bush, he always respected other people's time.

[kimmie7]

Sounds hugh. I’m gonna take a shower.

[mewzilla]

CHEUNG, MEAGHAN
NEW YORK, NY 10011
ATTORNEY/SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE

OBAMA, BARACK
VIA OBAMA FOR AMERICA
04/25/2008 250.00 28991051779
10/15/2008 300.00 28993006687

[TornadoAlley3]

before you know it, 600,000 govt jobs.

[mewzilla]

And for anyone wondering who Ms. Cheung is....

THE SEC WATCHDOG WHO MISSED MADOFF

Madoff makes Rezko look like Mr. Rogers....

[April Lexington]

White House “SWAT teams” — overseen by a chief performance officer — that will sweep into agencies to check whether program managers are meeting tough performance goals.

Federal and state agencies are LOADED with Democratic Party hacks. Most are unionized jobs on top of having Civil Service rights and protections. Over 95% vote Democrat.

So... does this mean they are all laggards who under-perform?

[Fawn]

before you know it, 600,000 govt jobs.

I might as well join in the fun.....

[blondee123]

YAWN! Turning off TV as we speak!!

[mewzilla]

MADOFF, BERNARD L
NEW YORK, NY 10022
BERNARD L. MADOFF INVEST. SEC./CH

DEMOCRATIC SENATORIAL CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE
09/30/2006 25000.00 26020872891

MADOFF, BERNARD L
NEW YORK, NY 10022
BERNARD L. MADOFF INVEST.-SEC./CH

DEMOCRATIC SENATORIAL CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE
05/04/2007 25000.00 27020190980
09/12/2008 25000.00 28020611133

[brytlea]

I did hear him speak for a moment yesterday (I wasn’t fast enough to switch the channel) and I agree that he speaks so slowly and haltingly because he weighs and measures every word. To me, this is the speech pattern of a liar. He wants to make sure he doesn’t have one of those *what the meaning of the word is is* moments.

[MaestroLC]

Another so-called presser where Bamm-Bamm moves his jaw but says nothing.

I'll pass and wait for Rush to comment.

[adm5]

Over/Under on “Ahhh, Uhhhh, Ummm’s” = 300

I’ll take the over.

[TornadoAlley3]

[SolidWood]

Got his eyelids burned off?

[Aaron0617]

While we're waiting. The breaking news is Dems are now accepting Burris. Should be across the wires in a minute.

[Oratam]

How many post-election press conferences does this make? Is any one keeping count?

[Eye of Unk]

The eyes have it.

[TornadoAlley3]

counting the weekend youtube ones, I have lost count.

[GalaxieFiveHundred]

Presser start yet?

[TornadoAlley3]

nah, he is sneaking a cigarette right now.

[Bahbah]

It’s always interesting to see what the pre-approved questions are and who gets cleared to ask them in fawning and sycophantic tones.

[penelopesire]

“....overseen by a chief performance officer....”

How fitting...since Obama is nothing more than a performance artist....lol

[TornadoAlley3]

The One is speaking.

[NoDRodee]

yea, I get the same impression. Every word calculated and political, all lawyer talk.

[jennyjenny]

Has he broken the bad news to everyone that the economy is bad?

[TornadoAlley3]

Nancy served under President Clinton.

[freekitty]

What the devil is a Chief Performance Officer?

I won’t be watching.

[ET(end tyranny)]

The One is speaking.

Did he have to pull his pants down so you could hear him clearly, or is his voice muffled?

[TornadoAlley3]

“save or create 3 million jobs”

[mewzilla]

The One is speaking.

What's the uh/er/um/ah count?

[Bahbah]

Hmmm, he didn’t rehearse this sufficiently. He has muffed a couple of his lines already.

[ET(end tyranny)]

If he saves 3 million jobs then he didn’t create them. How stupid does he think we are? Save and create are two different things.

[maggief]

0 ... teleprompter.

[mewzilla]

“save or create 3 million jobs”

What Barry really means: save or create 3 million union jobs.

[penelopesire]

lol...most of Obama’s appointments served under the Clinton administration. The country is getting sick of seeing and hearing Obama and he hasn’t even taken office yet!

[GalaxieFiveHundred]

nah, he is sneaking a cigarette right now.

Probably takin' a good swig from his hip flask, too...