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Solar Power Plant Construction Halted Due to Endangered Squirrel
www.ecoenquirer.com ^ | 1-10-09 | Staff

Posted on 01/08/2009 11:57:21 AM PST by Red Badger

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21 posted on 01/08/2009 12:05:36 PM PST by CholeraJoe (Don't it make you want to rock 'n roll all night long? Mohammed's radio.)
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To: Red Badger

Very nice.

Willie Wonka: “Little girl, don’t touch that squirrel’s nuts......”


22 posted on 01/08/2009 12:05:39 PM PST by EggsAckley (Living under the "Tyranny of the Stupid")
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To: Red Badger; All

This is some type of a joke. 20 gigawatt? Can’t be!


23 posted on 01/08/2009 12:08:09 PM PST by truthguy (Good intentions are not enough!)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

the enviro-nazis are such hypocrites..

go nuclear now...


24 posted on 01/08/2009 12:09:06 PM PST by Schwaeky (The Republic--Shall be reorganized into the first American EMPIRE, for a safe and secure Society!)
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To: Red Badger

Are yall sure this isn’t from the Onion?

a snippet from the article:

“This has caused unspeakable turmoil in the environmental community”, lamented Rainbow Treetower... She noted that one female environmentalist was seriously injured during an altercation over the issue when a male associate tried to choke her by entangling her in a large dream catcher.


25 posted on 01/08/2009 12:09:31 PM PST by BamaGirl (If I give Obama 76 cents will he stop clamoring for change?)
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To: Red Badger

You are sooo bad for posting this...


26 posted on 01/08/2009 12:09:38 PM PST by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: EggsAckley

Gah! I just realized I’m wearing my ‘Wonka nut sorting room’ t-shirt!


27 posted on 01/08/2009 12:09:42 PM PST by null and void (Amendment 28: Islam is not recognized as an established religion in the United States. ~ farmer18th)
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To: Red Badger

Excellent, I couldn’t be more pleased. Wait, I take that back, sorry. We have still not addressed the need for a government-funded program to enable transgendered single-parent squirrels to achieve their goals of full participation in the Endangered Species Program. According to the studies published by the Center for Rodent Responsibility (CRR) this will require daycare for young squirrels so that their parents may attend remedial nut-gathering classes, installation of handicapped squirrel-treadmills with ADA-compliant clawrails, and a concerted search for very, very small people with certification as squirrelstructors to run and manage the training facilities.


28 posted on 01/08/2009 12:10:04 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Satire writers should get a bailout. The current reality is putting them out of business.)
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To: Red Badger

Nutcases!!The SQUIRRELS for God’s sake, could get the job done faster than these adult children!!


29 posted on 01/08/2009 12:10:36 PM PST by mo
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To: montomike

Oh please, let it be so.


30 posted on 01/08/2009 12:10:56 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Satire writers should get a bailout. The current reality is putting them out of business.)
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To: Red Badger

Who planted that squirrel there after construction was already started?

Very suspicious, I’d say.


31 posted on 01/08/2009 12:10:56 PM PST by TribalPrincess2U (Welcome to Obama's America... Be afraid, be very afraid)
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To: Osage Orange

What next, the kangaroo rat has been spotted in the area and the project must be cancelled.


32 posted on 01/08/2009 12:11:02 PM PST by Carley
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To: Red Badger

Funny!


33 posted on 01/08/2009 12:11:58 PM PST by pappyone (New to Freep, still working a tag line.)
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34 posted on 01/08/2009 12:12:09 PM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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To: xcamel

Whoops. you took had the same idea as I did.

What is to keep the “nuts” from planting endangered in areas?


35 posted on 01/08/2009 12:12:44 PM PST by TribalPrincess2U (Welcome to Obama's America... Be afraid, be very afraid)
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To: BamaGirl

It’s better than the Onion... they really don’t give it away until very close to the end, then you start looking back.

Good yucks!


36 posted on 01/08/2009 12:13:47 PM PST by Humble Servant (See you all in the Gulag.)
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To: TribalPrincess2U

All good satire has an element of truth to it...

:-)


37 posted on 01/08/2009 12:14:11 PM PST by xcamel (The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
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To: Red Badger

This is an eco-Scrappleface, isn’t it.


38 posted on 01/08/2009 12:14:26 PM PST by NonLinear (McCain failed to raise the money to project the message he did not have.)
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To: Badeye

Wait a minute. Could you make that 15 minutes? I need time to get out of here.


39 posted on 01/08/2009 12:14:26 PM PST by RC2
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To: Red Badger

I just can’t stop giggling when I read this:

“She noted that one female environmentalist was seriously injured during an altercation over the issue when a male associate tried to choke her by entangling her in a large dream catcher.”

What dreams may come.......


40 posted on 01/08/2009 12:14:54 PM PST by big_Rob
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