Sacha Baron Cohen's black Jesus to shock America

Telegraph.co.uk ^ | 1/9/2009 | Unknown to me

[cameraeye]

When will they ever mock mohamed, like his hiding a in cave and writing a book. I’d go see that one.

[BlessedMom92]

This started with Mohammed re-writing a couple of thousand years of history and saying that Abraham offered Ishmael as a sacrifice instead of Isaac.

[Levante]

“They probably expect us Bible thumping hicks to riot as well.”

And when that doesn’t happen, they’ll hire a couple of hack actors to portray Bible-thumping hicks rioting.

[cameraeye]

When will they ever mock mohamed, like his hiding in a cave and writing a book. I’d love to see that one.

[r9etb]

I heard on the radio yesterday a group here in California is out now saying the Noah, Jesus, in fact all the Christian leaders were actually Muslim’s.

Meh.... what's a few thousand years' worth of anachronism between friends?

[Brookhaven]

Its not that he portrays Jesus as black that would offend anyone...It will be the disrespect shown.

But you can see the spin comming. Christians will complain about the disrespect being shown, and the Movie Makers/MSM will accuse Christians of being upset that Jesus is being portrayed as black.

This has all the earmarks of a setup so they can accuse Christians of being racist.

[Liberty Valance]

bttt

[Reaganesque]

Of course, since this is a deliberate attack upon Christianity for the sake of publicizing a movie, we could always choose not to participate in the promotion of this movie. They want us to be offended. I, for one, choose not to play their game.

[lewisglad]

Bruno goes to an Alabama football game http://www.collegehumor.com/video:24636

[reagan_fanatic]

One of the best indicators of someone’s career jumping the shark is trying to bump up your box office receipts by being ‘even more shocking than before!!’.

[GOPJ]

If we did a hit piece movie to “wind up” the gays - do you think we’d get the pass and praise this fool’s going to get?

[RichInOC]

They call me white devil, black Jesus
Heaven closes, Hell freezes
Egos trippin’, scripts keep flippin’
Bloods keep bloodin’, crips keep crippin’
Time keeps slippin’ and I keep fallin’
I can’t see but I hear them callin’
Ballers ballin’, players playin’
Haters fightin’, righteous prayin’
Don’t forget Manhattan keep makin’, Brooklyn keep takin’
Shook ones keep shakin’, no time for fakin’
Know what I mean
I ain’t choppin’ no bars just risin’ like cream
If you diggin’ the scene, you feelin’ the vibe
Throw your hands in the air, scream are you alive
Singin’ na, na, na, na, na, na...

They call me black Jesus, white Moses
Heaven freezes, Hell closes
B-boy posin’, punk rock chicks
Kids are alright but I need my fix
If you diggin’ the mix, feelin’ the drugs
If you keepin it real, if you livin like thugs
I spit kisses and hugs like forty five slugs
Come back on the run and kiss my love gun
Got a look that’ll kill, voice that’ll carry
Half a dozen women that think I wanna marry
I got trouble on my mind, I’m refusin’ to lose
But still I gotta find someone to abuse
I’m gonna run spread the news, help spread the word
Jump the [hell] back and just act like you heard
Singin’ na, na, na, na, na, na...

They call me white devil, black Jesus
Heaven closes, Hell freezes
Black Jesus, white Moses
Heaven freezes, Hell closes
Singin’ na, na, na, na, na, na...

They call me white sinner, black martyr
Live wire, fire starter
Jungle brother, red neck cracker
Freak of nature, new world slacker
Sex junkie lookin’ for a dealer
You can play the leper girl and I can play the healer
[Stuff] is only gettin’ realer, baby haven’t you heard
That the bird, bird, bird, yes the bird is the word
It go one for the treble, two for the times
And three for my homies and four for the dimes
Singin’ lemons to the limes to the break of dawn
Excuse me—”Six minutes—Everlast, you on”
And it go on and on like a rolling stone
Baby, anywhere I lay my hat is my home
Singin’ na, na, na, na, na, na...

They call me white devil, black Jesus
Heaven closes, Hell freezes
Black Jesus, white Moses
Heaven freezes, Hell closes
Singin’ na, na, na, na, na, na...

—Everlast (if he’s good enough for the Rally Monkey, he’s good enough for you.)

[windsorknot]

Oh, how chic, courageous and progressive.

[neocon1984]

It would be tough for Noah and Jesus to be Muslims since Mohammed was not born until the 6th (or was it 7th) Century AD.

[bimboeruption]

>>They call me white devil, black Jesus Heaven closes, Hell freezes Egos trippin’, scripts keep flippin’ Bloods keep bloodin’, crips keep crippin’ Time keeps slippin’ and I keep fallin’ I can’t see but I hear them callin’ Ballers ballin’, players playin’ Haters fightin’, righteous prayin’ Don’t forget Manhattan keep makin’, Brooklyn keep takin’ Shook ones keep shakin’, no time for fakin’ Know what I mean I ain’t choppin’ no bars just risin’ like cream If you diggin’ the scene, you feelin’ the vibe Throw your hands in the air, scream are you alive Singin’ na, na, na, na, na, na... They call me black Jesus, white Moses Heaven freezes, Hell closes B-boy posin’, punk rock chicks Kids are alright but I need my fix If you diggin’ the mix, feelin’ the drugs If you keepin it real, if you livin like thugs I spit kisses and hugs like forty five slugs Come back on the run and kiss my love gun Got a look that’ll kill, voice that’ll carry Half a dozen women that think I wanna marry I got trouble on my mind, I’m refusin’ to lose But still I gotta find someone to abuse I’m gonna run spread the news, help spread the word Jump the [hell] back and just act like you heard Singin’ na, na, na, na, na, na... They call me white devil, black Jesus Heaven closes, Hell freezes Black Jesus, white Moses Heaven freezes, Hell closes Singin’ na, na, na, na, na, na... They call me white sinner, black martyr Live wire, fire starter Jungle brother, red neck cracker Freak of nature, new world slacker Sex junkie lookin’ for a dealer You can play the leper girl and I can play the healer [Stuff] is only gettin’ realer, baby haven’t you heard That the bird, bird, bird, yes the bird is the word It go one for the treble, two for the times And three for my homies and four for the dimes Singin’ lemons to the limes to the break of dawn Excuse me—”Six minutes—Everlast, you on” And it go on and on like a rolling stone Baby, anywhere I lay my hat is my home Singin’ na, na, na, na, na, na... They call me white devil, black Jesus Heaven closes, Hell freezes Black Jesus, white Moses Heaven freezes, Hell closes Singin’ na, na, na, na, na, na... —Everlast (if he’s good enough for the Rally Monkey, he’s good enough for you.)<<

Just WHAT exactly are you on?

[bimboeruption]

>>It would be tough for Noah and Jesus to be Muslims since Mohammed was not born until the 6th (or was it 7th) Century AD.<<

So, why should we let FACTS determine history?

[MBB1984]

If he really wants shock treatment, he should make a movie about a black Sasha Cohen.

[RichInOC]

Just providing Sacha’s new theme music.

[MNDude]

wearing a loin cloth...

[xzins]

Wow! Great Idea!

The truly Jewish Jesus WAS kicked around by elitist Europeans and Arabs.