resorted to mocking prison chow
Posted on 01/09/2009 3:47:11 PM PST by EveningStar
Hoping to calm a nation whose nerves have been rattled by economic woes, President-elect Barack Obama today delivered the first in a series of numbingly boring speeches designed to put the nation to sleep.
(Excerpt) Read more at borowitzreport.com ...
What happened here?
Obama Refuses to Answer Questions About Size of His Package
Friday, January 09, 2009 5:47:19 PM · by EveningStar · 4 replies · 101+ views
Borowitz Report ^ January 9, 2009 Andy Borowitz
At a press conference in Washington today, President-elect Barack Obama repeatedly refused to answer questions about the size of his package, calling the subject "a personal matter."
You didn't think you would get away with THAT, did you???
lololol
Ohhhhmmmmmm.....
Could I just have the drugs instead?
Well, yeah. I did. Or I wouldn't have posted it. :)
Oh Jeez. That would have been one damn funny thread.
But you gotta know. These mods have no sense of humor.
Trust me I know. I post so many edgy threads that - I swear the mods must have a standard “No Thanks” thread zotter just for yours truly!
lolol
Nice try, though!
His back and forth head turning when reading a scripted speech is very mesmerizing and calculated to ... ah ... um ah mesmerize the dummies. That is why he likes giving speeches at colleges ... it is easy!
California has already outlawed listening to O’bama while driving a car - the risks are too much.
This thread has been up for over an hour...
Texas death row inmate pulls out eye, eats it
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Texas death row inmate pulls out eye, eats it
Friday, January 09, 2009 5:59:42 PM · by woofie · 13 replies · 121+ views
AP ^ 01/09/2009 Andre Thomas
HOUSTON -- A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it.
Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped out. He was convicted and condemned for the infant's death.
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Go figure.
Ooops. Spoke too soon.
Mods are clamping down hard tonight!
No. Just ignore me talking to myself tonight.
The first thread in question appears to be functioning
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2161840/posts
.... for now.
We never knew you could say so little for so long and do it so that it sounds so like you’re actually saying something.
resorted to mocking prison chow
AH BIN HIP-NO-TIZED! Hope, change, hope, change....
I reckon that was directed at Obammy? My post really wasn't that long! :-)
Whatever boats yer float. :-)
Maybe the plan is for a whole series of Obama speeches which would increase the demands for assisted suicide? I think I could tough it out personally, but I have a long history of ignoring the “people in charge”. Others, though, might have a harder time of it.
Yes, indeed, he’s the absolute master of it.
Never thought of that angle. The NWO population reduction, destruction of the US...talk about a two-fer!
What’s up with the gray highlights on the chosen one’s hair?A calculated move to make him look more mature and responsible?Or did the dog just realize that he caught the car,and the stress is doing strange things to him?
LOLOL!!!!!
“I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I’d sail the darkened seas
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land here to that
In a sailor’s suit and cap
Away from the big city
Where a man can not be free
Of all of the evils of this town
And of himself, and those around
And I guess that I just don’t know
And I guess that I just don’t know”
Calmness comes with a secure CIA, protection for members of the U. S., Homeland Security, and following the terrorists ad infinitum.
So, shut up, Obama, and do the right thing to protect the people of the United States.
Every time he opens his trap the stock market does a tumble.
The Obama Meltdown continues while America suffers from buyers remorse.
Pray for W, America and Our Troops
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