Don’t leave us hanging. What did you do to the bully?
I’m thinking about signing up.
posted on 01/15/2009 10:57:53 AM PST
(and have a nice day)
The bully spent so much time drinking and whoring with his Mafia wannabe buddies that he never bothered to study. During semifinal and final exams, he developed a way to cheat. He would tap me on the shoulder for the question, for example, 3 taps on my left shoulder and 4 taps on my right shoulder meant Question #34. I would reach behind and tap him on the knee once for A, twice for B, etc.
During my sophomore finals, I got tired of this and fed him an egregiously wrong answer. He punched me in the back. I then fed him another wrong answer, but one that might have been correct. He accepted it.
By feeding him wrong answers through the entire series of finals, I flunked him out and never heard from him again.
Beware Nerd Power!
posted on 01/15/2009 11:04:22 AM PST
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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