Skip to comments.D.C. Prostitutes and Coke Dealers on Business Spiking for the Inauguration
Posted on 01/20/2009 6:23:52 AM PST by Joiseydude
A brief phone survey yesterday of D.C.-area hookers found on Craigslist revealed that Barack Obama's inauguration is inspiring great hopes for their business. A pair who work together expect 30 clients before Wednesday, all paying $200 a pop. Meeka, 21, a sexy southern belle, new to town, has come into the city specially for the festivities. I'm busy over the weekend, she told us. I could make time for you, though. Karina, 26, traveled five hours to get here, and was already pretty booked up.
All of the women, who charge between $100 and $300 per hour, voted for Obama.
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At least capitalism is alive in some segments of our economy.
‘All of the women, who charge between $100 and $300 per hour, voted for Obama.’
Gee, what a freakin surprise.....
If the free market was in place, this wouldn’t be a problem.
I’m in the wrong line of business....where do I sign up!!!
Wow...Sex is recession proof....
Now, if we could just legalize the practice and then have Obama tax them and tell them they are doing their fair share and being patriotic, let’s see how happy they are that they voted for him.
Why not? It was Democrats that decided to tax waitress tips as I recall....
I read that Charlie Sheen is in town for the inauguration. It wouldn’t surprise me if he picked up a couple of prostitutes and an HD video camera.
No need for a tax cut for these folks. Their businesses are doing ok.
Does this mean the DC pimps won’t be axing for a bailout?
Eh. Hard to generalize. I'm friends with a former prostitute/madam who is a hard core Republican. Politics makes odd bedfellows, so to speak.
We're not quite there yet, but I can dream.
“DC Prostitutes” - who exactly does that leave out in that town?
I would guess that the crack business in D.C. has never been better.
Give me a private reply.....I am looking for a Conservative mate....
Don’t forget Joe-the-Biden said paying taxes is patriotic too. Just look at how they’re stimulating the economy! They ought to head over to the hotel the Kenyans are wasting their government’s money watching all the hoo-doo on tv. I’m sure they have an extra thousand laying around to blow. (pun intended)
Has anyone seen Obama sneaking out to the coke dealers yet?
So much pressure.
This answers that age-old question.
“Is it twue what they say about you guys?” Blazing Saddles.
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