Skip to comments.Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore pledge to remain relevant in new Video
Posted on 01/20/2009 1:01:46 PM PST by slomark
Check out this inauguration day Presidential Pledge video produced by aging starlet Demi Moore and her son -- oops -- husband Ashton Kutcher. Its a perfect stage for a few big stars and a ton of wannabe big stars to reveal the depth of their newly discovered love for America. Heres how the Moore and Kutcher describe their work:
Reflecting Baracks call for change, the film features over 50 of the biggest stars in Hollywood revealing how they plan to personally participate in keeping America strong, proud and green.
Were into pop culture in a big way here at IHTM. For gods sake, we watch TMZ religiously and wouldnt miss Access Hollywood and subscribe to People. But we swear we dont recognize at least 25 of the fifty. And one more thing did we blink and miss Clint Eastwood?
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“We are so important and we promise we will stay important!”
Movie stars... is there anything they don’t know!
I pledge to do all I can to undermine the messiah and to block all things un-Amercian he tries to do. I pledge to fight to make sure he is not re-elected in 2012.
Someone please correct me if I’m wrong, but were they ever relevant?
That’s what I was thinking. Doesn’t one have to be relevant in order to remain relevant?
Don’T you have to be relevant in order to remain relevant.
Demi Moore? She runs a doll shop or something ,doesnt she?
“Demi Moore? She runs a doll shop or something ,doesnt she?”
Demi Moore? I think she’s Michael Moore’s half-sister . . .
Excuse my language, but this is just plain f***ed, along with the whole inauguration ceremony, it was completely surreal.
That’s what I say..How are they relevant?
Demi’s greatest claim to fame is her ability to hire a really good plastic surgeon. he’s a miracle worker whoever he is.
I pledge not to go to another movie, buy a DVD or watch liberal media again.
It’s funny, these idiots make a pledge to help humanity NOW?
What, they could not pledge to help humanity under George Bush?
What a bunch of idiots...you ain’t getting my money!
Thanks for the laugh. Perfect.
So when do we consecrate the bond of obedience?
[does the on-deck-circle stretches with a cricket-bat-sized pledge paddle]
interesting “the pledge” i would like to see what they think in say 2 years time .
Okay go ahead Flame me. She WAS Jackie Templeton on General Hospital. Yes I admit it. I wonder if my Members Only jacket still fits?
She was hot then - about 900 years ago wasn't it? :)
That Iowahawk is dead on on this one. He does nail them and what he is says is so funny and so true. What are you going to do with a bunch of losers.
“Someone please correct me if Im wrong, but were they ever relevant?”
She was relevant for about 5 minutes after she had her boob job. I am referring to her breasts, not Kuchner.
I never laughed so hard!
It’s nice to know that we can count on the celebtards to save the day!
I especially liked the woman who said ‘so that our next generations memories are not forgotten’..
WTH is that supposed to mean? Did I forget my memories? Did you?
...The last time I checked, the elected officials, including the POTUS serve the People, not vice-versa!
Absolute phonies...all of them.
I have a pledge: Not to spend another thin dime on anything these knuckleheads churn out that is loosely called entertainment.