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Hillary’s Ultra-Awkward Thanks To Bill For ‘A Lifetime Of, Uh’
FinkelBlog ^ | Mark Finkelstein

Posted on 02/02/2009 2:50:12 PM PST by governsleastgovernsbest

There are some rhetorical roads people just shouldn’t start down. Hillary Clinton got herself caught on just such an treacherous by-way today. But there was no turning back, and so on she plunged, much to the amusement of the assembled crowd.

The occasion was her swearing in as Secretary of State. After thanking her mother and Chelsea, it was time to talk of Bill. Ruh-roh.

HILLARY CLINTON: And finally, my husband, who understands so well the awesome responsibilities on the shoulders of President Obama and Vice-President Biden and all of us who serve with them.

I am, um, so grateful to him for a lifetime of, uh, all kinds of experiences [general mirth and hilarity ensues], which have given me, which has given me a, an extraordinary richness which I am absolutely beholden to and grateful for.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: billclinton; hillaryclinton

1 posted on 02/02/2009 2:50:12 PM PST by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: Behind Liberal Lines; Miss Marple; an amused spectator; netmilsmom; Diogenesis; MEG33; PGalt; ...

Hillary thanks Bill “for a lifetime of, uh” ping to Today show list.


2 posted on 02/02/2009 2:51:57 PM PST by governsleastgovernsbest (Conservative criticism of the liberal media: www.finkelblog.com)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Yeah, you can bet the Today Show will be all over this story tomorrow, right? Hello? Bueller?


3 posted on 02/02/2009 2:52:36 PM PST by Recovering_Democrat
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Did she also thank Monica?


4 posted on 02/02/2009 2:53:06 PM PST by bgill
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

LOL a whopper so big Hillary even Hillary couldn’t tell it with a straight face.


5 posted on 02/02/2009 2:54:26 PM PST by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.)
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To: bgill

I wonder if Monica is still pining away for the guy she thought was going to leave Hillary for her.
Hell, I’d of left Hillary for a bag of day old donuts.


6 posted on 02/02/2009 2:56:08 PM PST by Joe Boucher (An enemy of Islam)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Well, Bill has helped out a lot of young women over the years who’ve had protein deficiencies.


7 posted on 02/02/2009 3:00:29 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Dissent Is Patriotic!)
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To: kalee
LOL a whopper so big Hillary even Hillary couldn’t tell it with a straight face.

It's even better than that, because it wasn't a whopper -- she spoke volumes of truth by dodging around what she didn't say outright.

Hillary! is absolutely correct to thank her philandering POS for her political advancement.

Her brilliantly cynical use of her marital problems allowed her advance her career far beyond where it could otherwise have gone. It is safe to say that her present position would not have been possible had not Bill's zipper problem come to her rescue.

8 posted on 02/02/2009 3:00:51 PM PST by r9etb
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Good thing Hillary wasn’t wearing a blue dress...


9 posted on 02/02/2009 3:03:35 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

No one would have heard of hillary clinton if she hadn’t been married to a president. That was her sole qualification for being named Secretary of State.

These two have stuck together because their partnership has gained them huge piles of power, fame, and money.


10 posted on 02/02/2009 3:08:34 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Better put some ice on that Bill.


11 posted on 02/02/2009 3:08:54 PM PST by roofer13
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To: roofer13

Wonder if he’ll be ducking lamps tonight.


12 posted on 02/02/2009 3:10:15 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

She should have already learned her lesson just to NOT bring him up; she may just want to remind everyone on occasion about her victimhood. Yeccchhhh to the X42s.


13 posted on 02/02/2009 3:10:33 PM PST by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must...)
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To: Pharmboy

“she may just want to remind everyone on occasion about her victimhood.”

GMTA—after originally posting the item at FinkelBlog, I added this afterthought: “On reflection, could it be this was no stumble at all, but Hillary’s way of humiliating Bill in front of his mother-in-law and the world under circumstances in which he could do nothing but grin and bear it?


14 posted on 02/02/2009 3:13:40 PM PST by governsleastgovernsbest (Conservative criticism of the liberal media: www.finkelblog.com)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Does Chelsea EVER go to work?


15 posted on 02/02/2009 3:20:20 PM PST by surrey
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To: surrey

The apple does not fall far from the tree.Her folks have been sucking on the government teat for a long time.


16 posted on 02/02/2009 3:25:42 PM PST by roofer13
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

I think Slick relishes his role as the former Bad Boy of the White House. Probably wishes he were still capable of misbehavin’

Did you see his gig last week w/41? 41 gave a hilarious presentation that was only mildly off-color, and Slick had to come on and comment “imagine if *I* said that?”


17 posted on 02/02/2009 3:27:07 PM PST by EDINVA
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Ha! Even better: a twofer for her...”Just to quickly remind everyone, I’m the victim, and he’s always been a piece of sh!t.”


18 posted on 02/02/2009 3:27:41 PM PST by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must...)
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To: r9etb

Yep, she wouldn’t have had a career if it hadn’t been for Billy.


19 posted on 02/02/2009 3:59:39 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
"I am, um, so grateful to him for a lifetime of, uh, all kinds of experiences [general mirth and hilarity ensues], ..."

No doubt. How many wives get the opportunity to intimidate one of their husband's rape victims? It must have been a very empowering feeling to scare the hell out of Juanita Broderick.

20 posted on 02/02/2009 4:04:59 PM PST by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Ouch, she should have rehearsed her comments. Better put some ice on that Hillary.


21 posted on 02/02/2009 4:32:55 PM PST by TheConservativeParty (That's Mrs.Chief Master Sgt. to you sonny.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

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22 posted on 02/02/2009 4:56:10 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist -)
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