Oswald was a patsy who killed Kennedy to cover up the murder of Officer Tippit, the last true Bourbon Dauphin of France, by a Black Hand/Communist/Onassis/Hapsburg/Disney/Masonic/Zoroastrian cabal. The subtle clue provided by the guilt-driven media, who were in on the deal, is that no one ever spells “Tippit” correctly in any of the stories.
Some Left-Wingers think Che Guevara was indisputably the Lost Dauphin, although G. Gordon Liddy (and Elvis Presley) have partisans.
BTW, isn’t “tippit” a kayaking term? (O I get it ... a code!)