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Women Spot Naked, Orange Man on Katy Trail
Dallas News ^ | 2/13/2009 | BENJAMIN GOODING

Posted on 02/13/2009 8:04:45 AM PST by Dallas59

Two women saw a little more than they expected as they jogged on the Katy Trail in Dallas this week.

The joggers ran by a naked man painted orange around 11 a.m. Thursday.

“He was a terra-cotta color,” said personal trainer Nancy Cole. “I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: criminal; orange; pervert
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1 posted on 02/13/2009 8:04:45 AM PST by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59
“He was a terra-cotta color,” said personal trainer Nancy Cole. “I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”


2 posted on 02/13/2009 8:06:29 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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To: Dallas59

Where was John Effin “Spray-on Tan” Kerry?


3 posted on 02/13/2009 8:06:48 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Dallas59

This thread is worthless without the John Kerry Oompa Loompa picture here.


4 posted on 02/13/2009 8:06:49 AM PST by Crolis (Kill your television!)
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To: Dallas59

“He was a terra-cotta color,”

Ah, her college education finally pays off.

8^)


5 posted on 02/13/2009 8:07:11 AM PST by BenLurkin (Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
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To: Dallas59
“He was a terra-cotta color,” said personal trainer Nancy Cole. “I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”


6 posted on 02/13/2009 8:07:17 AM PST by dirtboy
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To: Travis T. OJustice
Several colors to choose from...


7 posted on 02/13/2009 8:07:52 AM PST by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Dallas59

Perhaps he’s a carrot fanatic.


8 posted on 02/13/2009 8:07:52 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
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To: Dallas59; Travis T. OJustice
Naked Oompa Loompas?


9 posted on 02/13/2009 8:08:07 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Dallas59

Tsk, tsk, tsk, he’s clearly a ‘winter’ type....


10 posted on 02/13/2009 8:08:12 AM PST by Badeye (There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
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To: dirtboy

You owe me a new keyboard!


11 posted on 02/13/2009 8:08:25 AM PST by Mad Dawgg ("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
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To: r-q-tek86

Out jogging again?


12 posted on 02/13/2009 8:08:30 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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To: dirtboy

My first thought too....”ManTan” Kerry struttin’ his stuff.


13 posted on 02/13/2009 8:09:38 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Here's hoping the Kennedy family trust is in deep....with Madoff)
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To: Dallas59
Women Spot Naked, Orange Man on Katy Trail

So, now he's not only orange, he's spotted?

14 posted on 02/13/2009 8:10:17 AM PST by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: ErnBatavia
It coulda been worse - they might have seen him wearing clothing:


15 posted on 02/13/2009 8:12:19 AM PST by dirtboy
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To: Dallas59

16 posted on 02/13/2009 8:12:25 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: dirtboy

Adults with plastic wristbands (any color) just turn me off.


17 posted on 02/13/2009 8:14:24 AM PST by 353FMG (Trust in Glock.)
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To: Bender2; Allegra; txflake; Xenalyte

A ping to my fellow Texans.


18 posted on 02/13/2009 8:15:03 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Larry Lucido

A member of the small, but militant, Orange Power movement.


19 posted on 02/13/2009 8:16:49 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Dallas59

20 posted on 02/13/2009 8:18:29 AM PST by mquinn (Obama's supporters: a deliberate drowning of consciousness by means of rhythmic noise)
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To: Dallas59
Police Sketch....


21 posted on 02/13/2009 8:20:37 AM PST by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Dallas59

“This is very offensive and something that is not funny, not funny at all,” Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther told KXAS-TV.”

CPL Janice hasn’t got he memo that in America ver. 2.0, only traditional behaviors are offensive. What was offensive in America 1.0 is to be encouraged and celebrated in the morally inverted version.


22 posted on 02/13/2009 8:22:40 AM PST by Conan the Conservative (Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the hippies.)
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To: Dallas59

Mayor Kwame? Hasn’t he moved to Dallas?


23 posted on 02/13/2009 8:23:17 AM PST by tips up
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To: Dallas59

If you have an erection that lasts over four hours, then turn orange, call your doctor.


24 posted on 02/13/2009 8:23:34 AM PST by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Dallas59

25 posted on 02/13/2009 8:26:15 AM PST by taraytarah
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To: Dallas59

The band never recovered after Orange's nervous breakdown and mysterious disappearance.

26 posted on 02/13/2009 8:27:36 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Constitution Day

DAMN! ROFL!


27 posted on 02/13/2009 8:30:16 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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To: Dallas59

Ok, how near to this location is a college fraternity?


28 posted on 02/13/2009 8:30:50 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: Dallas59

Let me guess...somebody lost a bet to a Horns fan.


29 posted on 02/13/2009 8:31:30 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Dallas59
Maybe it was burnt orange, some of the tea sippers are weird.:)
30 posted on 02/13/2009 8:33:20 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunhem?), change America will die for.)
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To: Larry Lucido
Thas be one craaazy honky!


31 posted on 02/13/2009 8:40:05 AM PST by FreepShop1 (www.FreepShop.com)
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To: FreepShop1

Glad that Pepsi changed sponsors because M. Jackson was just getting too weird.


32 posted on 02/13/2009 8:47:56 AM PST by posterchild (Endowed by my Creator with certain inalienable rights.)
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To: posterchild

sponsors=>endorsers


33 posted on 02/13/2009 8:48:39 AM PST by posterchild (Endowed by my Creator with certain inalienable rights.)
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To: Dallas59

Did he look like this?

34 posted on 02/13/2009 8:55:49 AM PST by DrewsDad (Somebody set up us Obama)
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To: DrewsDad

“Beware, beware, beware of the naked man”.


35 posted on 02/13/2009 9:01:46 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Conan the Conservative

Actually, Senior Corporal Janice, it’s very funny.


36 posted on 02/13/2009 9:18:38 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Global leadership means never having to say you're sorry." ~IBD)
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To: Dallas59
Maybe the Machigenga have sent a exploration team north to investigate the white men?

http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Mark_and_Olly/Machigenga_Tribe_Slideshow_1

37 posted on 02/13/2009 9:32:42 AM PST by JerseyHighlander
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To: Dallas59

38 posted on 02/13/2009 9:33:02 AM PST by mikrofon (Time to put the squeeze on him)
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To: Dallas59

“....and further up the trail, the ladies reported finding 27 empty Cheetos bags.”


39 posted on 02/13/2009 9:35:15 AM PST by IamConservative (Dems: "Do as we say, not as we pay.")
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To: DrewsDad


What's THIS? A Texas "Short Horn?"
40 posted on 02/13/2009 9:35:49 AM PST by HighlyOpinionated ( "The goal is not to solve the problem, but to escalate it . . . ." - Saul Alinsky)
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To: 353FMG
Adults with plastic wristbands (any color) just turn me off.

Maybe they just want you to know they care (more than you).

41 posted on 02/13/2009 9:52:38 AM PST by SuziQ
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To: Dallas59

Eating cheetohs while watching porn will do that to ya.


42 posted on 02/13/2009 9:54:27 AM PST by MrB (The 0bamanation: Marxism, Infanticide, Appeasement, Depression, Thuggery, and Censorship)
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To: IamConservative

OK, so ya beat me to it.


43 posted on 02/13/2009 9:55:05 AM PST by MrB (The 0bamanation: Marxism, Infanticide, Appeasement, Depression, Thuggery, and Censorship)
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To: Dallas59

Is it the Glorious Twelfth already?

44 posted on 02/13/2009 10:00:34 AM PST by Loyalist (Barry Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro Dunham Pumski! A man of many talents! A man of many names!)
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To: JerseyHighlander

Very good!


45 posted on 02/13/2009 10:30:12 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: DrewsDad

Good Lord!

His nickname should be “Porkulus”.


46 posted on 02/13/2009 10:30:57 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Dallas59

“And in order to be able to describe him correctly, they jogged back past him four more times...”

LOL!


47 posted on 02/13/2009 10:33:42 AM PST by Redbob (W.W.J.B.D.: "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
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To: Constitution Day

That’s nothing new. The Showtime late night soft-porn has featured orange-skinned, bleach-blonde, crabcake-boobed Oompa-Loompa women for years.


48 posted on 02/13/2009 10:36:50 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: tips up
"Mayor Kwame? Hasn’t he moved to Dallas?"

No, if it were he, they've be looking for someone described as "terra prieta"...

49 posted on 02/13/2009 10:38:53 AM PST by Redbob (W.W.J.B.D.: "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
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To: Travis T. OJustice
“He was a terra-cotta color,” said personal trainer Nancy Cole. “I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”

Is UT basketball playing UH or Rice? Those t-sippers don't always sip tea. ;)

50 posted on 02/13/2009 10:51:38 AM PST by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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