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Women Spot Naked, Orange Man on Katy Trail
Dallas News ^
| 2/13/2009
| BENJAMIN GOODING
Posted on 02/13/2009 8:04:45 AM PST by Dallas59
Two women saw a little more than they expected as they jogged on the Katy Trail in Dallas this week.
The joggers ran by a naked man painted orange around 11 a.m. Thursday.
“He was a terra-cotta color,” said personal trainer Nancy Cole. “I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: criminal; orange; pervert
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To: Dallas59
Police Sketch....
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:20:37 AM PST
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: Dallas59
“This is very offensive and something that is not funny, not funny at all,” Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther told KXAS-TV.”
CPL Janice hasn’t got he memo that in America ver. 2.0, only traditional behaviors are offensive. What was offensive in America 1.0 is to be encouraged and celebrated in the morally inverted version.
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:22:40 AM PST
by
Conan the Conservative
(Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the hippies.)
To: Dallas59
Mayor Kwame? Hasn’t he moved to Dallas?
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:23:17 AM PST
by
tips up
To: Dallas59
If you have an erection that lasts over four hours, then turn orange, call your doctor.
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:23:34 AM PST
by
A CA Guy
( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Dallas59
To: Dallas59
The band never recovered after Orange's nervous breakdown and mysterious disappearance.
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:27:36 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Constitution Day
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:30:16 AM PST
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
To: Dallas59
Ok, how near to this location is a college fraternity?
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:30:50 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: Dallas59
Let me guess...somebody lost a bet to a Horns fan.
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:31:30 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Dallas59
Maybe it was burnt orange, some of the tea sippers are weird.:)
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:33:20 AM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunhem?), change America will die for.)
To: Larry Lucido
Thas be one craaazy honky!
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:40:05 AM PST
by
FreepShop1
(www.FreepShop.com)
To: FreepShop1
Glad that Pepsi changed sponsors because M. Jackson was just getting too weird.
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:47:56 AM PST
by
posterchild
(Endowed by my Creator with certain inalienable rights.)
To: posterchild
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:48:39 AM PST
by
posterchild
(Endowed by my Creator with certain inalienable rights.)
To: Dallas59
Did he look like this?
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:55:49 AM PST
by
DrewsDad
(Somebody set up us Obama)
To: DrewsDad
“Beware, beware, beware of the naked man”.
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posted on
02/13/2009 9:01:46 AM PST
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Conan the Conservative
Actually, Senior Corporal Janice, it’s very funny.
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posted on
02/13/2009 9:18:38 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Global leadership means never having to say you're sorry." ~IBD)
To: Dallas59
Maybe the Machigenga have sent a exploration team north to investigate the white men?
http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Mark_and_Olly/Machigenga_Tribe_Slideshow_1
To: Dallas59
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posted on
02/13/2009 9:33:02 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Time to put the squeeze on him)
To: Dallas59
“....and further up the trail, the ladies reported finding 27 empty Cheetos bags.”
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posted on
02/13/2009 9:35:15 AM PST
by
IamConservative
(Dems: "Do as we say, not as we pay.")
To: DrewsDad
What's THIS? A Texas "Short Horn?"
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posted on
02/13/2009 9:35:49 AM PST
by
HighlyOpinionated
( "The goal is not to solve the problem, but to escalate it . . . ." - Saul Alinsky)
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