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Boy Killed By Anal-penetrating Chair [Made in China]
Anorak UK ^ | 20th Feb., 2009 | Anorak UK

Posted on 02/20/2009 11:47:57 AM PST by MyTwoCopperCoins

anal-chair-death Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair

IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when chair he was sitting on exploded.

Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.

The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas. It is this that exploded.

In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.

Made in China. Buyer beware…

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chair; china; explodingchair; gas; madeinchina
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1 posted on 02/20/2009 11:47:58 AM PST by MyTwoCopperCoins
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Headline of the Day


2 posted on 02/20/2009 11:48:58 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (PIE FIGHT!!!!!)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Bawney Fwank just ordered a dozen for his office.


3 posted on 02/20/2009 11:49:07 AM PST by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Talk about clenching up while reading a story....

I’m checking my chair right now!


4 posted on 02/20/2009 11:49:46 AM PST by MrB (The 0bamanation: Marxism, Infanticide, Appeasement, Depression, Thuggery, and Censorship)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins
Alert Mainway Toys!

This product could be bigger than "The Big Bag o' Broken Glass"!

5 posted on 02/20/2009 11:50:34 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (American Revolution II -- overdue)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Beat me to it, dammit!!!


6 posted on 02/20/2009 11:50:41 AM PST by andy58-in-nh
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Just another reason to stick with Steelcase.


7 posted on 02/20/2009 11:50:41 AM PST by Tribune7 (Obama wants to put the same crowd that ran Fannie Mae in charge of health care)
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To: MrB

My computer chair is a regular kitchen chair thank God.


8 posted on 02/20/2009 11:51:22 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Somewhere in China a production manager has a date with a firing squad.


9 posted on 02/20/2009 11:51:56 AM PST by skeeter
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To: MrB

Holy smokes......I am going to be scared to sit in a chair ever again.


10 posted on 02/20/2009 11:52:47 AM PST by rwfromkansas ("Carve your name on hearts, not marble." - C.H. Spurgeon)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

I am going to open a web company specializing in body armor for your butt!


11 posted on 02/20/2009 11:53:45 AM PST by Syntyr (If its too loud your too old...)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Bawny Fwanks said they are better than gerbils.


12 posted on 02/20/2009 11:54:40 AM PST by Merlinator (January 20. 2009, A National Day of Mourning)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins
Call me skeptical.
13 posted on 02/20/2009 11:54:53 AM PST by smokingfrog ( Dear Mr. Obama - Please make it rain candy! P.S. I like jelly beans.)
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To: Tribune7
My Puter desk is a steel-case. It weighs about 20 gazillion tons. No anal attacks so far. ( crossing fingers)
14 posted on 02/20/2009 11:54:55 AM PST by Beagle8U (FreeRepublic -- One stop shopping ....... Its the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: rwfromkansas
Holy smokes......I am going to be scared to sit in a chair ever again.

I think I'll start sitting on a phone book.

15 posted on 02/20/2009 11:55:14 AM PST by Cementjungle
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

I sit in a wooden chair, thank God.


16 posted on 02/20/2009 11:55:53 AM PST by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: cripplecreek
>My computer chair is a regular kitchen chair thank God

The really cool chairs
wouldn't be caught dead inside
a person's kitchen . . .

17 posted on 02/20/2009 11:56:49 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: Syntyr

Time to sit on your FLAK jacket.


18 posted on 02/20/2009 11:57:08 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: rwfromkansas

In the mean while the chair made right after that one won’t stay up.


19 posted on 02/20/2009 11:57:39 AM PST by ReformedBeckite
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To: rwfromkansas

There was a kid in my high school class who was leaning back on a high metal stool. It collapsed and one of the pieces went directly up his keister—deep. They had to call an ambulance. I never sat on one of those stools again.


20 posted on 02/20/2009 11:58:55 AM PST by Callahan
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To: ReformedBeckite

LOL, double-dosed cylinder!


21 posted on 02/20/2009 11:59:30 AM PST by MyTwoCopperCoins (I don't have a license to kill; I have a learner's permit.)
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To: Syntyr
I am going to open a web company specializing in body armor for your butt!

A new use for ballistic panels?

22 posted on 02/20/2009 11:59:41 AM PST by Trailerpark Badass (Happiness is a choice!)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

I’m standing up for the rest of the day.


23 posted on 02/20/2009 11:59:51 AM PST by JenB987
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To: theFIRMbss

What company makes that? Do tell!


24 posted on 02/20/2009 12:00:33 PM PST by Niuhuru (Fine, here's my gun, but let me give you the bullets first. I'll send them to you through the barrel)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

How odd. We have one that went “pop!” one night, and the bottom was blown out. Still have it, although it’s a “low rider” now.

Bought it at Staples, BTW.


25 posted on 02/20/2009 12:01:34 PM PST by papasmurf (Impeach the illegal bastard!)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Wrecked ‘em? Yeah, and killed ‘em too!


26 posted on 02/20/2009 12:02:08 PM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Now that’s funny right there.


27 posted on 02/20/2009 12:02:46 PM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: MrB
Talk about clenching up while reading a story....

I’m checking my chair right now!

Glad mine are American made.

28 posted on 02/20/2009 12:02:53 PM PST by Centurion2000 (01-20-2009 : The end of the PAX AMERICANA.)
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To: MrB

The chair I’m sitting in has one of these........but it’s from Canada..........


29 posted on 02/20/2009 12:03:08 PM PST by Red Badger (Zimbabwe has removed 12 zeroes from its currency. We need to remove ONE from the White House......)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Note to self: Don’t fall down on your office chair...in the shower or elsewhere.


30 posted on 02/20/2009 12:03:50 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

I’m standing up for the rest of the day.


31 posted on 02/20/2009 12:04:23 PM PST by JenB987
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To: ClearCase_guy

We obviously need a three day waiting period for buying chairs..........


32 posted on 02/20/2009 12:04:36 PM PST by Red Badger (Zimbabwe has removed 12 zeroes from its currency. We need to remove ONE from the White House......)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

We have chairs in our office that look a lot like that...


33 posted on 02/20/2009 12:05:30 PM PST by Allegra
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

I’m sitting in the exact same chair right now!!!!


34 posted on 02/20/2009 12:06:22 PM PST by dis.kevin (Dry white toast)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Dayum! I had to look, my chair was made in the good ol’ US of A. Back to work, sort of.


35 posted on 02/20/2009 12:07:31 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat lead.)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins
Google translation of source page.
36 posted on 02/20/2009 12:07:37 PM PST by cynwoody
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

That kind of pegged my “Ewww factor”


37 posted on 02/20/2009 12:08:06 PM PST by Zathras
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To: Callahan

I’m guessing your classmate lived?

My older brother was doing something in his home where he was using scissors on the couch. Somehow they got down into a groove and he forgot the scissors were there. Well he sat on them and the scissors went deep into a cheek. He bled a lot. I don’t know if he was close to death, but he had to call an ambulance. Makes me more careful now about using scissors on a couch.


38 posted on 02/20/2009 12:08:35 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

39 posted on 02/20/2009 12:08:45 PM PST by Skid Marx
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To: martin_fierro; dighton; Tijeras_Slim; Lazamataz; Constitution Day
It was a million-to-one shot, doc. A million-to one!
40 posted on 02/20/2009 12:09:38 PM PST by Petronski (For the next few years, Gethsemane will not be marginal. We will know that garden. -- Cdl. Stafford)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Rectum? Hell, it killed him!


41 posted on 02/20/2009 12:09:50 PM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

I was reminded of the only funny scene in Burn After Reading. (Terrible movie, don’t see it.)


42 posted on 02/20/2009 12:10:23 PM PST by Sax
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To: Skid Marx

No part of this article was LOL-funny...

UNTIL I saw your handle!


43 posted on 02/20/2009 12:10:27 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Kinda cranks the pucker factor up so high you couldn’t pull a pin outa my ass with a tractor.


44 posted on 02/20/2009 12:10:28 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat lead.)
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To: Red Badger

“.but it’s from Canada.....”

Yeah! You think it’s from Canada. Maybe.


45 posted on 02/20/2009 12:10:42 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

And here’s me thinking that sewering stocks are the headline story of the day!

Come to think of it, this story could be a metaphor for market sentiment today for us screen-watchers.


46 posted on 02/20/2009 12:10:48 PM PST by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism.)
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To: dis.kevin

Looked at the bottom and it is not the same design. The arm rests are exactly the same though.


47 posted on 02/20/2009 12:11:37 PM PST by dis.kevin (Dry white toast)
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To: Doomonyou
Pucker and clench, boys! Pucker and clench.


48 posted on 02/20/2009 12:12:57 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

That blue chair in the pic looks exactly like mine except mine is black.........................


49 posted on 02/20/2009 12:12:58 PM PST by Red Badger (Zimbabwe has removed 12 zeroes from its currency. We need to remove ONE from the White House......)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Reminds me of when my bicycle seat broke suddenly and
I sat down hard on the rear wheel. I thought it was the seat
post causing all that pain.


50 posted on 02/20/2009 12:17:39 PM PST by rahbert
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