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Car with body inside had seven parking tickets
WFTS ABC Action News Tampa FL ^ | 2/26/2009 | Staff Report

Posted on 02/26/2009 3:21:48 PM PST by SES1066

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To: SES1066

...That’s because parking/traffic tickets are about money, not safety.

...who wants to bet that the family gets hit with the tickets as well as the inheritance tax? [/cynic]


21 posted on 02/26/2009 3:37:57 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: SES1066
Lemme guess.

It was a baditude meter maid.

22 posted on 02/26/2009 3:38:39 PM PST by ROCKLOBSTER (RATs...nothing more than Bald Haired Hippies!)
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To: TexasCajun


23 posted on 02/26/2009 3:39:34 PM PST by M203M4 (A rainbow-excreting government-cheese-pie-eating unicorn in every pot.)
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To: bgill

No. REPORTING a body, is above their pay grade.


24 posted on 02/26/2009 3:39:46 PM PST by NathanR ( Drill here. Drill now. Pay less.)
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To: EggsAckley

I can see the signs now. “B.O. smells and so does the body in the back of the car.”


25 posted on 02/26/2009 3:42:18 PM PST by LuxMaker (The Constitution is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary, Thomas J 1819)
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To: SES1066

Who cares about dead bodies when there is so much revenue to be gained by parking tickets!


26 posted on 02/26/2009 3:43:12 PM PST by unixfox (The 13th Amendment Abolished Slavery, The 16th Amendment Reinstated It !)
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To: SES1066

“Weekend at Bernies”


27 posted on 02/26/2009 3:54:52 PM PST by FMBass ("Now that I'm sober I watch a lot of news"- Garofalo from Coulter's "Treason")
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To: SES1066

So who is going to pay the parking tickets now?


28 posted on 02/26/2009 3:59:59 PM PST by Chewbacca (Buy gold and silver coins to profit from the comming dollar melt down!)
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To: Mojave

Oh, I was in LA at USC for a sporting event. During the break between prelims and finals, I decided to check out the garment district. I found a metered parking spot and began my trek. About a fifty yards from where I parked there was a man laying on the stoop of the building with his head propped against the door, with his mouth open and flies going in and out of his mouth and all over his bare stomach. I tried to get people to stop and everyone just turned their heads away. So, I started looking for a police officer, but never found one. When I got back to my car, the man was still on the sidewalk and I had a parking ticket.


29 posted on 02/26/2009 4:01:48 PM PST by Eva (CHANGE- the post modern euphemism for Marxist revolution.)
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To: cripplecreek

They know every donut shop around.


30 posted on 02/26/2009 4:03:03 PM PST by bikerman (Obama lied,the Country died.)
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To: Eva
I found a metered parking spot

Oh, c'mon!

31 posted on 02/26/2009 4:04:50 PM PST by Mojave (Don't blame me. I voted for McClintock.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
Here's your sign!


32 posted on 02/26/2009 4:07:29 PM PST by Right_Handed_Writer (He's a product, not a president)
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To: SES1066
More fun in Gunsville...I mean, Goonseville, the city that hosts a football team with (wait for it)...

the LOWEST average SAT's, and perhaps the highest number of arrests for assault, guns, drugs, etc. (Yes, Gators, it's fact. Google is your friend) :)

33 posted on 02/26/2009 4:10:10 PM PST by mikeus_maximus (Has Obama fixed it yet?)
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To: Right_Handed_Writer

Waldo’s in the trunk!


34 posted on 02/26/2009 4:11:32 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: SES1066

Chances are the same few meter maid works the same territory every day. Her ID is on those tix. She should be canned.


35 posted on 02/26/2009 4:13:00 PM PST by Albion Wilde ("Praise and worship" is my alternate lifestyle.)
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To: SES1066
"I am willing to wager considerable money that there are red faces at the Gainesville City parking office."

I'd be willing to bet that it was AA "it ain't my job" types responsible.

36 posted on 02/26/2009 4:13:15 PM PST by blam
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To: mikeus_maximus
I finished High School in Flori-duh and my sister caught gator mania and attended that sorry institution.

I was probably safer in the Bronx at Fordham that I would have been in the Student Ghetto in Gainesville.

37 posted on 02/26/2009 4:13:29 PM PST by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: EggsAckley

“But even with tinted windows, after that length of time there would have been a ghastly smell. (Don’t ask me how I know that.)”


Are you the guy that was trying to sell that one year old Cadillac/Corvette for $100.00?


38 posted on 02/26/2009 4:43:43 PM PST by ansel12 ( Am I the only freeper that has been held in an American internment center 1971?)
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To: Eva

“Oh, I was in LA at USC for a sporting event. During the break between prelims and finals, I decided to check out the garment district. I found a metered parking spot and began my trek. About a fifty yards from where I parked there was a man laying on the stoop of the building with his head propped against the door, with his mouth open and flies going in and out of his mouth and all over his bare stomach. I tried to get people to stop and everyone just turned their heads away. So, I started looking for a police officer, but never found one. When I got back to my car, the man was still on the sidewalk and I had a parking ticket”


Now that is a great story!


39 posted on 02/26/2009 4:45:39 PM PST by ansel12 ( Am I the only freeper that has been held in an American internment center 1971?)
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To: PGR88

About the 4th ticket the smell should have triggered something. It makes you wonder about the neighborhood and the govt workers.

It reminds me of the news story I think in Wales a few years ago when some finally noticed that the tax collector sitting at his desk wasn’t going anywhere. He had been dead for two days.

Now there was someone that really made an impression on his coworkers.


40 posted on 02/26/2009 8:44:53 PM PST by ODDITHER
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