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Ode to Obama: (MAJOR BARF ALERT--OBAMA'S POETRY0
The Occidental Weekly ^ | 3/21/07 | Kevin Batton

Posted on 02/27/2009 4:43:03 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights

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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

I live in a clown car;
Nobody messes with Joe, the head clown.
Taxes are for peons,
And all patriots are taxed more to feed the beast.
Now is the time,
Hope, change,
Shut up you cowards.
I am profound in my own mind.
Playing by the rules,
A sucker’s game.
Obey, for I am The One.


21 posted on 02/27/2009 5:16:16 PM PST by keepitreal (Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

Can the people who enjoy this kind of horse crap please pay for it themselves from now on?

I am tired of my tax dollars being used to subsidize people who produce such swill, when the country really needs engineers and scientists.

-ccm


22 posted on 02/27/2009 5:17:44 PM PST by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: Mr. Mojo

LMAO!!!...you just sent me into a fit of laughing snorts. !!


23 posted on 02/27/2009 5:19:03 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights (Economic Stimulus: Creating jobs, one death at a time.)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

...my Arms barely reaching around His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; 'cause I see my face, framed within Pop's black-framed glasses...

24 posted on 02/27/2009 5:24:48 PM PST by Fred Nerks (FAIR DINKUM!)
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To: keepitreal
to itself in secret loneliness

my birth certificate,

echoes in a vault

the tale unto itself

(bongo roll)

a redundant tinkle of a distant cymbal

associations made me

who I is

what I appears

what I does

(bongo roll)

like the wizard behind the curtain

soros pulls my strings

while pelosi rides a broomstick

into the blackness

(bongo roll)

as I fly like an eagle on monkeys wings into history

(bongo roll

and into change

25 posted on 02/27/2009 5:38:45 PM PST by KTM rider (keep thy powder dry, gird thy loins, and brace for the winds of change)
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To: KTM rider

hehe


26 posted on 02/27/2009 5:40:43 PM PST by keepitreal (Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
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To: Fred Nerks; Mr. Mojo

Wow, it is something to think about. If Davis is Pops (and odds are he is) this poem is very revealing.


27 posted on 02/27/2009 5:48:19 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights (Economic Stimulus: Creating jobs, one death at a time.)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

There was once was a boy named Barry


28 posted on 02/27/2009 6:00:31 PM PST by BenLurkin (Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
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To: BenLurkin

Poor grandma — ‘twas all she could carry


29 posted on 02/27/2009 6:00:51 PM PST by BenLurkin (Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

It’s as bad as Vogon poetry.

LQ


30 posted on 02/27/2009 6:01:04 PM PST by LizardQueen (The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken

Here I sit all broken hearted.


31 posted on 02/27/2009 6:01:29 PM PST by BenLurkin (Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
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To: KTM rider

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife had chicken legs and a huge ass.
Luckily as the artist I can ignore bourgeois concepts like meter or rhyme.


32 posted on 02/27/2009 6:05:49 PM PST by steve8714 (They tuuk ahr jahbs!)
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To: KTM rider

Redundant tinkle was on his shorts.


33 posted on 02/27/2009 6:06:44 PM PST by steve8714 (They tuuk ahr jahbs!)
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To: BenLurkin

Tried to ...you know the rest :-)


34 posted on 02/27/2009 6:23:39 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights (Economic Stimulus: Creating jobs, one death at a time.)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights
New details about a black poet in Hawaii who was a key early influence in Barack Obama’s life can be revealed by The Telegraph.CLICK HERE FOR LINK
35 posted on 02/27/2009 6:53:58 PM PST by Fred Nerks (FAIR DINKUM!)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights



36 posted on 02/27/2009 7:07:19 PM PST by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

Underwater fig-eating apes? LOL. He makes Cheech and Chong look like teetotalers.


37 posted on 02/27/2009 7:14:02 PM PST by constitutiongirl ("Duty is ours. Consequences are God's." - General Thomas 'Stonewall' Jackson)
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To: Fred Nerks

“Pops” seems to describe a sexual act between an old man and a young boy.

Freepmail.


38 posted on 02/27/2009 7:23:09 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights (Economic Stimulus: Creating jobs, one death at a time.)
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To: constitutiongirl

Reads like an acid poem, doesn’t it?


39 posted on 02/27/2009 7:32:34 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights (Economic Stimulus: Creating jobs, one death at a time.)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights
thanks for the mail, have replied.

“Pops” seems to describe a sexual act between an old man and a young boy.

I can't imagine anything else that it might be.

40 posted on 02/27/2009 7:52:05 PM PST by Fred Nerks (FAIR DINKUM!)
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