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Ode to Obama: (MAJOR BARF ALERT--OBAMA'S POETRY0
The Occidental Weekly ^
| 3/21/07
| Kevin Batton
Posted on 02/27/2009 4:43:03 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights
I live in a clown car;
Nobody messes with Joe, the head clown.
Taxes are for peons,
And all patriots are taxed more to feed the beast.
Now is the time,
Hope, change,
Shut up you cowards.
I am profound in my own mind.
Playing by the rules,
A sucker’s game.
Obey, for I am The One.
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posted on
02/27/2009 5:16:16 PM PST
by
keepitreal
(Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
To: Protect the Bill of Rights
Can the people who enjoy this kind of horse crap please pay for it themselves from now on?
I am tired of my tax dollars being used to subsidize people who produce such swill, when the country really needs engineers and scientists.
-ccm
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posted on
02/27/2009 5:17:44 PM PST
by
ccmay
(Too much Law; not enough Order.)
To: Mr. Mojo
LMAO!!!...you just sent me into a fit of laughing snorts. !!
To: Protect the Bill of Rights
...my Arms barely reaching around His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; 'cause I see my face, framed within Pop's black-framed glasses...
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posted on
02/27/2009 5:24:48 PM PST
by
Fred Nerks
(FAIR DINKUM!)
To: keepitreal
to itself in secret loneliness
my birth certificate,
echoes in a vault
the tale unto itself
(bongo roll)
a redundant tinkle of a distant cymbal
associations made me
who I is
what I appears
what I does
(bongo roll)
like the wizard behind the curtain
soros pulls my strings
while pelosi rides a broomstick
into the blackness
(bongo roll)
as I fly like an eagle on monkeys wings into history
(bongo roll
and into change
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posted on
02/27/2009 5:38:45 PM PST
by
KTM rider
(keep thy powder dry, gird thy loins, and brace for the winds of change)
To: KTM rider
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posted on
02/27/2009 5:40:43 PM PST
by
keepitreal
(Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
To: Fred Nerks; Mr. Mojo
Wow, it is something to think about. If Davis is Pops (and odds are he is) this poem is very revealing.
To: Protect the Bill of Rights
There was once was a boy named Barry
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:00:31 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
To: BenLurkin
Poor grandma — ‘twas all she could carry
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:00:51 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
To: Protect the Bill of Rights
It’s as bad as Vogon poetry.
LQ
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:01:04 PM PST
by
LizardQueen
(The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
To: Protect the Bill of Rights
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
Here I sit all broken hearted.
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:01:29 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
To: KTM rider
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife had chicken legs and a huge ass.
Luckily as the artist I can ignore bourgeois concepts like meter or rhyme.
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:05:49 PM PST
by
steve8714
(They tuuk ahr jahbs!)
To: KTM rider
Redundant tinkle was on his shorts.
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:06:44 PM PST
by
steve8714
(They tuuk ahr jahbs!)
To: BenLurkin
Tried to ...you know the rest :-)
To: Protect the Bill of Rights
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posted on
02/27/2009 6:53:58 PM PST
by
Fred Nerks
(FAIR DINKUM!)
To: Protect the Bill of Rights
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posted on
02/27/2009 7:07:19 PM PST
by
Islander7
(If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
To: Protect the Bill of Rights
Underwater fig-eating apes? LOL. He makes Cheech and Chong look like teetotalers.
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posted on
02/27/2009 7:14:02 PM PST
by
constitutiongirl
("Duty is ours. Consequences are God's." - General Thomas 'Stonewall' Jackson)
To: Fred Nerks
“Pops” seems to describe a sexual act between an old man and a young boy.
Freepmail.
To: constitutiongirl
Reads like an acid poem, doesn’t it?
To: Protect the Bill of Rights
thanks for the mail, have replied.
Pops seems to describe a sexual act between an old man and a young boy.
I can't imagine anything else that it might be.
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posted on
02/27/2009 7:52:05 PM PST
by
Fred Nerks
(FAIR DINKUM!)
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