CNN Contributor: 'Listening to Obama Give a Speech is Like Sex'

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[Sub-Driver]

CNN Contributor: 'Listening to Obama Give a Speech is Like Sex' By Noel Sheppard Created 2009-03-01 19:30

Did you think listening to President Obama give his address before Congress on Tuesday evening was "like sex?"

Republican strategist and CNN contributor Alex Castellanos did, or at least that's what he admitted to John King on Sunday's "State of the Union" a friend said:

I think, as a friend told me once, that -- listening to Barack Obama give a speech is like sex. The worse there ever was, was excellent.

Honestly, when GOP strategists in the media begin talking this way, one has to wonder where the balance is going to come from in the coming years (video embedded below the fold with CNN produced transcript, h/t NB reader Greg477, file photo):

[Sub-Driver]

This adulation is becoming a sickness.....

[FlingWingFlyer]

It’s more like an enema to me.

[Texas Eagle]

Aural sex?

[driftdiver]

Hmmm doesn’t anyone on the Dims find this scary?

[Beloved Levinite]

I can’t take much more of this. (PUKE ALERT!)

[KarlInOhio]

Too many people got swept up in the moment and now we're punished with a presidency.

[humblegunner]

'Listening to Obama Give a Speech is Like Sex'

Yes.

It leaves with a feeling you need a shower.

[cripplecreek]

Sex with a goat?

[zlala]

The worse there ever was, was excellent.

I guess they are into masochism. Sorta a Rihanna and Chris Brown relationship.

[RightWingConspirator]

Obviously this guy is a pervert or else I don’t know what sex is.

[celtic gal]

These people are demented! Zero has no sex appeal at all...yuk..they made a big deal out of his droopy pecs and glorified his sort of 6 packs..he should never walk around like that on a Marine Base..they may start to snicker.

[max americana]

Sex with a $3 hooker from Tijuana, I guess. You get something for “free’ afterwards..

[HungarianGypsy]

Any guy who says what he did is just a lousy lover.

[Texas Eagle]

When I listen to Present Potato Head give a speech, I don't feel like I'm having sex.

Although I do feel like I'm getting screwed.

[Texas Eagle]

To Liberals, it's like having sex.

To Conservatives, it's like getting screwed.

[Entrepreneur]

Personally, I consider it more like a root canal retreatment (i.e., retreatment - a root canal squared).

Republican strategist and CNN contributor Alex Castellanos did

Huh? I think Alex should be added to the GOP do-not-call list. Ever.

[Raycpa]

Liberals must have really awful sex.

This may explain much.

[Toespi]

He has sex confused with rape.

[KeyLargo]

[jersey117]

When I look at Obama I seen an angry, radical, jive talkin’ con man. I find his speeches angry and dictatorial. He doesn’t look presidential and he certainly doesn’t fill the shoes of a Commander-in-Chief. The next 4 years can’t go quick enough for me.

[Born In America]

There are some real sick people out there who think fudge packing is having sex, disgusting...., eh that is except for Bwaney Fwank....

[beandog]

I’m thinking the only sex this guy has ever had is with himself.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

I’ve never had the kind of sex that to me resembles an 0bama speech - and I hope I never do - this past month has been plenty.

[ConservativeMind]

I’ve never though something Reagan or Rush has said could ever be described a being “like sex.”

Liberals really don’t think with their heads. It really all is about “thinking” via emotion alone.

That is probably why women overwhelmingly vote liberal, too. There is a gender gap in voting for a reason.

[M Kehoe]

Poor Alex, poor 0bama kool aid drinkers. They are worshipping a false god.

May the Lord have mercy on their souls.

5.56mm

[zlala]

When I listen to Present Potato Head give a speech, I don't feel like I'm having sex. Although I do feel like I'm getting screwed.

I've gotta learn not to take a drink as I'm reading on FR...I just about gave my screen and keyboard a milk bath! You nailed this one for sure! (pun intended)

[FormerACLUmember]

CNN Contributor: 'Listening to Obama Give a Speech is Like Sex'

I agree. I feel raped every time this monster opens its evil mouth.

[muir_redwoods]

" 'Listening to Obama Give a Speech is Like Sex'"

Yeah, sex with a bale of barbed wire

[jveritas]

It has been sickening since January 2007 when the socialist announced his run for the Presidency.

[umgud]

It’s certainly like getting screwed.

[mkjessup]

"...and they worshiped the Beast, saying, Who is like unto the Beast? who is able to make war with him?..."

And all the world followed after him.

We're watching it FRiends. We're watching it happen before our eyes.

[Carling]

Honestly, when GOP strategists in the media

I am coining the term GOPINO, because RINO just doesn't cut the mustard in terms of history.

[SampleMan]

Hmmmm. Well, it is like sex I guess. Homosexual sex, and I feel like I'm on the receiving end.

[penelopesire]

LOL!!

[21twelve]

And it gives me a headache.

[LukeL]

You mean exciting for 30 seconds followed by 30 minutes of painful awkwardness?

[Don Carlos]

Alex Castellanos thinks with his little head!

[Malsua]

Like sex with an Orangutan...without your permission.

[VanDeKoik]

More like watching two 88 year-olds getting nasty....with a horse.

[Who is John Galt?]

J.A.I.L. - "Just Another Illinois Liberal."

[Yaelle]

Maybe Obama’s speeches are delightfully soporific to his fans, and some of us are immune and can work harder to counteract his policies?

[GladesGuru]

“Yeah, sex with a bale of barbed wire”

KEYBOARD ALERT! KEYBOARD ALERT! ! !

Fortunately, my drink was somewhat distant from my keyboard.

Nasty image, that -but we are describing Liberals.

[LizardQueen]

>Sex with a goat?

Sex with Janet Reno.

Dunno about all of you but I feel like I’m living in an alternate universe. I listen to him speak and I hear lies, BS, and empty promises with no concrete plans.
Otherwise intelligent friends of mine hear something completely different - where I hear BS, they seem to hear concrete plans, where I hear lies, they hear him telling it straight to them, etc.

I so completely don’t understand how 2 intelligent people can view the same speech and come away with such completely opposite views of it.

LQ

[Yaelle]

Too many people got swept up in the moment and now we're punished with a presidency.

Oh my gosh, post of the day, even over a couple of good ones I posted myself! (Bowing low.)

[BossLady]

Listening to an Obama speech is like listening to a guy on a date who is trying to seduce you.....then when you refuse him because you can see through his charade....he spends the whole next day telling all his buddies he got into your pants....

[John123]

“Not now, I have a headache...”

[muawiyah]

After Clinton none of the Democrats has a sexlife anymore (if they ever did). It’s the shots, creams, salves, restorative surgery and all that rest ~ keeps them off the scene.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Definitely second the alternate universe comments - I’m reading a book on Nazi Germany from 1933-1939 to try to better understand what we’re going through now. Many, many similarities.

[ItsForTheChildren]

BOHICA

[Obadiah]

Seriously, this is getting pathologically sick. These people have a screw loose. It’s not even funny because these people are serious.

Is there any wonder left - at all - how Hitler rose to power?